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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter SunnyCelebrity dad, Adam Sandler, proof that you don’t have to be talented to make it in Hollywood, was seen out this past weekend with his adorable daughter. High-paid, Adam Sandler enjoyed a beautiful day in Santa Monica with his youngest celebrity child, Sunny. The famous dad chatted on his phone as they walked together, on […]
- Lady Gaga Talks Kids with OprahLady Gaga has supposedly had it with the press (don’t bite the hand that feeds you Lady!). In Lady Gaga’s latest interview, she dished to the Oprah: “I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time… The latest thing I do is I don’t read a damn thing… No press, no television, […]
- Hilary Duff Overwhelmed by BabyCelebrity mom, Hilary Duff, totally loves being a mom. The former singer, who’s currently 24, gave birth to her son Luca Cruz Comrie this past Tuesday, is sharing her joy with the world, calling her new celebrity baby “the most wonderful, sweet, adorable baby.” “Wow, I can’t believe I have a baby! Thank you for […]
- Tori Spelling Expecting a Baby!No rest for these celebrity baby makers! Some five months after Tori Spelling had her last baby, she’s pregnant again. “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way… We feel truly blessed that another little angel has found us. Love Tori, xoxo.” Tori Spelling who’s […]
- Jessica Simpson Does the Naked Baby Bump Thing for ElleA huge, stretched and enormously pregnant Jessica Simpson has done the naked celebrity with baby on magazine cover thing. It has gotten so normal for celebrities to do this that we barely wanted to talk about it, but here we are… You can see on the left, Jessica Simpson continues the war against nipples by […]
- Jon Hamm’s Squeeze, Jennifer Westfeldt, Rethinking Celebrity KidsWho can’t wait for the return of Mad Men? We can’t for sure! Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm currently don’t have an celebrity kids and in the past, have stated that it wasn’t in their future. However, recently, Jennifer’s been thinking different, (about kids, not the new iPad). The Mad Men couple have been together since […]
- Jewel Dishes About Celebrity MotherhoodSinger, songwriter, dental advocate and now new celebrity mom Jewel opened up to about her famous baby boy Kase, breastfeeding and general celebrity motherhood. Jewel totally dished about her little darling Kase: “He’s so, so sweet. I really hit the baby lotto, I really did! He’s 7 1/2-months, so he’s learning about sitting and he’s […]
- Uma Thurman Pregnant with Number 3!Celebrity mom, Uma Thurman expecting her third celebrity baby! Uma, who’s 41 (and looks amazing), is set to welcome her first celebrity child with financier Arpad Busson (always with the rich guys!), a celebrity representative for Thurman confirmed recently to the online magazines. Uma Thurman, not known necessarily for her stealth, kept her celebrity baby b […]
- Jessica Simpson and Baby Bump, Baby Mountain, Let Loose on the StreetsThat celebrity baby bump has it’s own zip code. A totally pregnant Jessica Simpson was easily caught out in Beverly Hills over the weekend, ambitiously moving around in high heels, precariously tempting fate, looking about ready to baby explode all over the place. Celebrity mom-to-be looks defiant in her well-engineered heels, doesn’t she? Truly blond […]
- Paparazzi are Gwen Stefani’s Favorite Family Photographers!Celebrities are always complaining about Paparazzi, saying this and that… Frustrated by the reality of being famous. However, celebrity mom, Gwen Stefani doesn’t mind it all the time. The singer and recent fashion designer has turned the Paparazzi reality into something positive for her celebrity family: “What’s nice is even though they’re annoying, these g […]
- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter Sunny
Category Archives: Sweat Stains
Old Man William H. Macy Sweating the Years
Excessive sweating William H. Macy is an acting superstar. He’s that guy, in that great movie, who fills up the screen but isn’t necessarily the leading man. The sweaty talent effortlessly plays complex roles that just leave you breathless, like his Oscar-nominated role in Fargo, of playing Jerry Lundegaard. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty, Sweaty Armpits: Call Interpol, Pierce Brosnan Sweating Kills
If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy. Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, [...]
Excessively Sweaty George Clooney Basketball with Hipster Mustache
We love the excessive sweating George Clooney, or any George Clooney for that matter… Really, how could you not? Sweaty George Clooney was up for an Oscar for Up in the Air, and voted for someone else! That’s right, he voted for Jeff Bridges for his performance in Crazy Heart. Oh sweaty George Clooney, your [...]
Amy Winehouse Alien Armpit and Excessively Sweaty Boyfriend
Kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion! We think it could be the antichrist. Hide the children. What is that thing? Is it sentient? Is it a drug stash? Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, [...]
Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat
To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law. Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. Both [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!” Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles [...]
Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard
Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls
Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely… Got nuts? Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!
Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What [...]
British Turkey, Tony Blair Excessive Sweating Lameness
Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter. Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush. Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for [...]
Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower
Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers. Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid. Yes, there’s a difference. [...]
Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating
Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual… You almost have to wonder. However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare. Hey buddy, I [...]
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart Sweating Like a Chubby Goth Girl in Summer
Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo? Is it goth? Who knows… But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster. We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night [...]
Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits
Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion. Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity? [...]
Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?
Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth? No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness
Oh my god! I’m like totally sweaty like crazy! I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell… Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood. Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction? Why two [...]
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Sarah Jessica Parker: Sweaty B.O. is No Smelly Joke