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Keira Knightley: Pretty Face, Skin, Bones and Sweat

Sweaty Keira Knightley, you beautiful floating face in thing air, you! It’s rather amazing how Keira Knightley’s gorgeous head can just float in thin air like that…  Just amazing. We kid, we love this girl from the neck up, and you should too.  So much talent for just a head floating in air. Link or [...]
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Zac Efron: Beautiful Man Sweating

Sweaty Zac Efron, the Californian dude who the impossibly perfect Hollywood name, say it, “Zac Efron.” Sort of takes the stress off, doesn’t it? Some people are just too lucky, and in this case, it’s okay, because all in all, Zac Efron is one of the good guys in Hollywood. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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Leaky Douchebag Excessive Sweating: Mark Zuckerberg Profusely Sweats Easy Questions

Excessive Sweating douche bags everywhere have a new leader: sweaty Mark Zuckerberg. Face what?  Face this Mark, you’re just the current Friendster and you have this image problem of being a prick, True Hollywood Story, so what do you do about it? You make stupid logos that make it seem like you and your over-hyped, [...]
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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13

Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work!  What can we say?  There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
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Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating

Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well…  Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again.  That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your  one character is really sort of charming.  Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
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“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?

We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it.  Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister?  No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C.  We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating [...]
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Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard

Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration.  You go girl.  You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Talented Actor Tobey Maguire Sweats the Cycling and Robot Movies

Look at Spidey!     All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France.  Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too!  But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is [...]
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Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely…  Got nuts?  Really? You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your [...]
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Christina Aguilera Massive Excessive Sweating Joker Face!

We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list…  It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess!  And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress!  Oh the times, they are [...]
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!

Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once!  Oh, this is too much sweaty fun!  Who would have thought?  We knew all along…  Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What [...]
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Christian Bale: It Takes a Sweaty British Psycho to Play an American One

Christian Bale is an excessive sweating star we can get behind (and not in a gay way, you pervert), in an awesome way as this star is just awesome to watch on screen (we don’t know about off the screen as he’s a private kind of guy). In every movie sweaty Christian Bale is in, he [...]
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Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?

We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)…  Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market.  And you say, sweaty face Alicia who?  Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?

Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth?  No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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King of Douche Bags, Adrian Grenier Sweats Hollywood

Sweaty ape, Adrian Grenier, Vincent Chase on HBO’s hit television series Entourage, is out for a nice, healthy, perspiration inducing jog. Naturally people sweat when they are out for a pleasant run, however it seems like Adrian got a little carried away with the hardcore, excessive perspiration. Look at this man’s stomach, his excessive sweat [...]
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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list. Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands. [...]
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar… You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and [...]
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Excessive Gladiator Sweating, Mike O’Hearn has a Face-Slick

Holy sweaty face-slick Batman! American Gladiator sweaty Mike O’Hearn shows some major excessive facial sweating glare below as the beefcake gets caught up in the hot paparazzi lights. Sweaty Michael O’Hearn was conceived on January 26, 1969 and is an American bodybuilder, powerlifter and of course, fitness model, all of which makes him a excessively [...]
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When Harry Met Sweaty, The Perspiration and Makeup Chaos of Meg Ryan’s Face

Another ghost of romantic comedies past, excessive sweating faced Meg Ryan totally looks Jokerfied in the pic below. Perhaps when you see a good movie you see elements of that movie everywhere in real life, but really…Why so serious sweaty Meg Ryan? Bad makeup day Meg Ryan got her first industry gig at the age [...]
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Pulp Sweating, Quentin Tarantino at Large and Perspired

Perpiration-challenged Quentin Tarantino is one of those sweaty people you see in the streets, where you walk by and see and then have to take a second look, just to make sure they’re as ugly as you thought they were. Glamorous, no? “How do you say in you country? Tourist? ” Excessive sweating Quentin Tarantino [...]
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Renee Zellweger, Holy Sweaty Exxon Valdez Face Batman!

Sweaty-face Renee Zellweger is like some kind of unnatural sweaty disaster, and we don’t think anyone’s going to clean it up, just like the Exxon Valdez. It’s always so cool when huge corporations screw up and then wait for people to die, so that they don’t have to pay anyone for the horrific mess that [...]
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