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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter SunnyCelebrity dad, Adam Sandler, proof that you don’t have to be talented to make it in Hollywood, was seen out this past weekend with his adorable daughter. High-paid, Adam Sandler enjoyed a beautiful day in Santa Monica with his youngest celebrity child, Sunny. The famous dad chatted on his phone as they walked together, on […]
- Lady Gaga Talks Kids with OprahLady Gaga has supposedly had it with the press (don’t bite the hand that feeds you Lady!). In Lady Gaga’s latest interview, she dished to the Oprah: “I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time… The latest thing I do is I don’t read a damn thing… No press, no television, […]
- Hilary Duff Overwhelmed by BabyCelebrity mom, Hilary Duff, totally loves being a mom. The former singer, who’s currently 24, gave birth to her son Luca Cruz Comrie this past Tuesday, is sharing her joy with the world, calling her new celebrity baby “the most wonderful, sweet, adorable baby.” “Wow, I can’t believe I have a baby! Thank you for […]
- Tori Spelling Expecting a Baby!No rest for these celebrity baby makers! Some five months after Tori Spelling had her last baby, she’s pregnant again. “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way… We feel truly blessed that another little angel has found us. Love Tori, xoxo.” Tori Spelling who’s […]
- Jessica Simpson Does the Naked Baby Bump Thing for ElleA huge, stretched and enormously pregnant Jessica Simpson has done the naked celebrity with baby on magazine cover thing. It has gotten so normal for celebrities to do this that we barely wanted to talk about it, but here we are… You can see on the left, Jessica Simpson continues the war against nipples by […]
- Jon Hamm’s Squeeze, Jennifer Westfeldt, Rethinking Celebrity KidsWho can’t wait for the return of Mad Men? We can’t for sure! Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm currently don’t have an celebrity kids and in the past, have stated that it wasn’t in their future. However, recently, Jennifer’s been thinking different, (about kids, not the new iPad). The Mad Men couple have been together since […]
- Jewel Dishes About Celebrity MotherhoodSinger, songwriter, dental advocate and now new celebrity mom Jewel opened up to about her famous baby boy Kase, breastfeeding and general celebrity motherhood. Jewel totally dished about her little darling Kase: “He’s so, so sweet. I really hit the baby lotto, I really did! He’s 7 1/2-months, so he’s learning about sitting and he’s […]
- Uma Thurman Pregnant with Number 3!Celebrity mom, Uma Thurman expecting her third celebrity baby! Uma, who’s 41 (and looks amazing), is set to welcome her first celebrity child with financier Arpad Busson (always with the rich guys!), a celebrity representative for Thurman confirmed recently to the online magazines. Uma Thurman, not known necessarily for her stealth, kept her celebrity baby b […]
- Jessica Simpson and Baby Bump, Baby Mountain, Let Loose on the StreetsThat celebrity baby bump has it’s own zip code. A totally pregnant Jessica Simpson was easily caught out in Beverly Hills over the weekend, ambitiously moving around in high heels, precariously tempting fate, looking about ready to baby explode all over the place. Celebrity mom-to-be looks defiant in her well-engineered heels, doesn’t she? Truly blond […]
- Paparazzi are Gwen Stefani’s Favorite Family Photographers!Celebrities are always complaining about Paparazzi, saying this and that… Frustrated by the reality of being famous. However, celebrity mom, Gwen Stefani doesn’t mind it all the time. The singer and recent fashion designer has turned the Paparazzi reality into something positive for her celebrity family: “What’s nice is even though they’re annoying, these g […]
- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter Sunny
Category Archives: Sweaty Activities
Andy Garcia: People Get Old, Start to Suck and Excessively Sweat Through Their Pink Golf Pants
Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what’s left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick’n pink golf pants. Rad dude, rad. Link or [...]
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Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova
Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
The Other Hilary: Hilary Duff Sweats and Glows in the Other America
We have no idea, no idea whatsoever why sweaty, glistening Hilary Duff is a popstar rather than a stripper, well, we at Celebrity Sweating have some idea… It’s probably because sweaty teenage girls and boys are basically retarded adults with huge amounts of disposable income and that hot-perspiration-action, Hilary Dudd, can sing just generically enough [...]
Bai Ling Extra Sweaty Long Time
Bai Ling was reportedly drunk, excessively sweaty and out of control on a recent cruise. The sweaty Playboy model and actress has had a history of making scenes (mostly not sweaty) while being half-naked. She was said to be drunk, perspiration stained and out of control, which led to her being kicked out of the [...]
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Hot Sweaty Kickboxing Britney Versus Crackhead Reality
In the ongoing trainwreck and freakshow that is sweaty Britney Spears, we offer this very hot set of sexy, sweating kickboxing Britney in a tribute to the popstar’s past that was so carefully constructed for us all. And if, for posterity’s sake you’d like to download the full size sexy sweating image set, click this [...]
Mr. Sulu, George Takei Loves Really Sweaty Basketball Pros, Especially Tim Hardaway
With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip: Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts
We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven [...]
Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?
We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some sort [...]
Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi
Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively sweats. Link [...]
Tom Ford Sells Excessive Sweat, Sex and the Excessive Sweat Sex Smell?
Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin). Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]
Extremely Sweaty Gold Mess has a New Mascot in Beth Mattek
Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family! Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively attractive [...]
TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty
L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for [...]
Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat
Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive oil. [...]
The Horror, Jessica Biel Sweats Exessively on Screen
Not unaccustomed to the wet-look, Jessica Biel loves to look sweaty and frankly, we like it when she looks extra-lubed, especially in her own sweat and juices. Whether being chased by a chainsaw or being photographed for a magazine spread, Jessica Biel likes the look of having a sweating problem. Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
Jack Nicholson is One Excessively Sweaty Bloated Banana
We love Jack Nicholson, even an absurdly sweating Nicholson, we really do, and we give you the following picture with the most sincere affection for the Jack, sweaty granpa mess that he is. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker
Has anyone ever asked the question whether brown spandex goes with fake diamonds and sweet-spot over-sweating? We seriously doubt that she has really thought about it either, we seriously doubt that Beyonce thinks about anything. We do know that she sweats about a lot of stuff however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Underperformance Perspiration: Sweaty Tennis Star Goes Wild!
Russian ‘hot springs’ Anna Kournikova can release some major excessive sweating. For being a D-list tennis star, she works up a jaw-dropping level of sweat while losing match after match. Perhaps tennis is only secondary to releasing the enourmous amount of perspiration and fluids within, otherwise this blonde bombshell could perhaps explode. Warning, some of [...]
Is Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Sweating with Big Sweaters?
US Magazine reports that last year, during the last throes of a sweaty, hot summer and the early beginnings of a warm fall, miss born to be desktop wallpaper, Jessica Simpson wore some rather curious clothes. What dare say, is Miss Simpson hiding? Well, after seeing her significance-seeking, antiperspirant-busting sister, Ashlee Simpson in concert, we [...]
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The Sweaty Sex Emperor is Dead, Long Live The Sexy Back Biel
Sweaty sex scandal, maybe, more like sweaty sex cross-promotion. After reportedly exclaiming the merits of sweaty sex (which we whole-heartedly agree with), miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, has, how do you say? Been totally dumped. Ever since Sundance 07, people have been talking about make out sessions and condo adventures of one Miss Jessica Biel and one Mr. my-homophobic-friend-dresses-me [...]
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The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night