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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Category Archives: Sweaty Armpits
Dina Lohan Excessive Sweating Like She’s Got Two Hot Daughters
The excessive sweating, orange tanned creature takes the life force of those younger, more immature. She catches them in moments of paralysis, often under bright lights, drugged by fame and robs them of actually growing up. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sarah Jessica Parker: Sweaty B.O. is No Smelly Joke
Those of us at Celebrity Sweating that have a penis, think sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker sucks and that Sex and the City (the TV show and especially the movies) sucks on level that makes everything else that sucks suck less. That’s a lot of sweaty sucking. If there was a term for the philosophy of [...]
JWoww of Jersey Shore Proves There’s No Limit to Tackiness with her Excessive Sweating
We really don’t understand Jersey Shore, because we deal with douche bags every day, driving on the Los Angeles freeway. Why would we want to watch sweaty douche bags when we come home to relax? Watching idiots being idiots has never been that charming to us, but it seems to have transfixed the rest of [...]
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Michelle Obama Sweating Around in Circles
Michelle Obama sweating over the BP’s gulf oil disaster? About two wars in the Middle East? About the fact that the economy is probably going to get a lot worse (who isn’t sweating about that?)? No. Michelle Obama is excessively sweating doing some important hula hooping y’all! Is the Barack Obama presidency the final nail [...]
Sweaty, Sweaty Armpits: Call Interpol, Pierce Brosnan Sweating Kills
If the current angry, muscular brute of a James Bond, played Daniel Craig, isn’t a reaction to Pierce Brosnan’s James Bond, then we’re some kind of perverted celebrity body fluid bloggers. Okay, bad analogy. Sweaty Pierce Brosnan might have been the best looking James Bond, but he just wasn’t believable as the charming international thug, [...]
Sweaty Kerry Katona, A British Britney
We don’t know too much about sweaty Kerry Katona, other than she’s sort of like a British Britney, except probably more intelligent, with worse luck than Britney and she marries cab drivers, which is sort of charming… But she sweats a lot, so it’s open season for us… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Steve Carell Sweats the Funny Fame
Hello funny-face McGee. We wonder if Steve Carell only makes that face when is armpits are drenched with sweating? He’s got so many funny faces, it’s really hard to keep track. Steve Carell is currently working on a remake of a Peter Sellers film The Bobo and we’re sweaty with anticipation. Oh, just look at [...]
Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat
To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law. Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. Both [...]
Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life. What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great [...]
Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant? “I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund” We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s [...]
Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!” Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell! Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah! You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen: “gets cold… shakes and… sweats” That people still give you roles [...]
Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating
Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!). Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones [...]
Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard
Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown. Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!
Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really. Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What [...]
Eva Amurri, Little Susan Sarandon, Makes Everyone Sweat Including Herself