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NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Camila Alves Juggles Being a Mom and Working WomanCelebrity dad, Matthew McConaughey’s girl and mother of his two kids, Camila Alves, talks about her lifestyle as a mom. The 27-year-old shared: “I try to keep [life] as simple as I can…I try to keep it as calm as I can.” Sage wisdom from the oracle celebrity mom from Brazil. Camila Alves is the mother of Matthew [...] […]
- Jordan Bratman Takes Little Max On a Trip to the Park!Jordan Bratman’s 2-year-old celebrity kid, Max Liron, took a trip with dad to Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills, California on March 13th. Little Max befriended a giant turtle and other littler critters on his day at the park. Max’s mom is of course the mega-famous American singer Christina Aguilera and she’s busy with her [...] […]
- Dannii Minogue Shows Off Her Beautiful Baby Bump in Melbourne!So pregnant and so purple! And so happy! Dannii Minogue announced her celebrity pregnancy in January and has just recently showed off her baby bump in Melbourne, Australia. The 38-year-old singer appeared at the 2010 Australia’s Got Talent auditions on March 13th. Her boyfriend, Kris Smith, and Dannii Minogue have shared that they wish to settle [...] […]
- The Irwins Have an Adventure at the Universal Orlando Resort!It truly is heart-warming, even after all this time after Steve Irwin’s death, to see the rest of the Irwins enjoying this wonderful life! Even though the famous Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, has passed away his celebrity family still stands strong. Terri Irwin and her two celebrity kids posed for fun pictures at the Universal [...] […]
- Ludacris’ Number 1 Baby Girl is His Daughter Karma!Celebrity father and rapper loves his baby girl! Ludacris expressed how much he loves his baby girl with USA Today. Luda, aka Chris Bridges, stated that she is his “best friend” and that “she rolls with me.” Haha, so precious. Luda’s daughter, Karma, is 8-years-old. He continued to say: “Whenever I’m at the restaurant, she’s there trying [...] […]
- Joseph Fiennes is Blessed with a Baby Girl!Joseph Fiennes is now a new proud celebrity papa! Congratulations to the Fiennes-Dieguez celebrity family for their new little addition. The actor and his Swiss model wife Maria Dolores Dieguez welcomed a celebrity baby girl on March 8th. Joseph’s people confirmed the exciting news, however no additional details were revealed including the name of the celebr […]
- Mario Lopez is Going to Be a Proud Celebrity Papa!This celebrity couple breaks all cuteness records know to man! America’s Best Dance Crew host Mario Lopez is expecting his first child! His actress girlfriend Courtney Mazza is preggo with his future celebrity baby. The Extra host shared recently: “I’m really excited. I’m happy. I can’t wait to be a dad…I grew up in a large family. [...] […]
- Billie Piper Wants More Kids, But Not Too Many!English singer/actress, celebrity mom, Billie Piper, came from a family of four. However, she’s not so keen on the idea of having an Angelina Jolie huge family herself. Right now Billie has a 16-month-old son, Winston James, with her hubby of three years, Laurence Fox. Billie Piper did express that she is willing to have at [...] […]
- Rascal Flatts’ Joe Don Rooney is Expecting Another Child!Joe Don Rooney, guitarist from the hit country band Rascal Flatts, and his wife have confirmed that they are expecting their second child together. The couple already have a 21-month-old son named Jagger Donovan. Joe expressed his excitement, saying: “We’re a little more prepared but the same excitement is there. There’s such fulfillment in being a [...] […]
- Minnie Driver Wishes to Have More Celebrity Minnies!Celebrity mom, Minnie Driver recently had an interview with Times Online and opened up about motherhood and her desire for more celebrity kids. The new mom shared that: “Growing up, I thought I’d have at least five kids. I’m surprised I have only one; I really want more.” Minnie Driver just recently gave birth to a [...] […]
- Camila Alves Juggles Being a Mom and Working Woman
Category Archives: Sweaty Armpits
Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.
But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life.
What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great voice, [...]
Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant?
“I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund”
We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett Johansson married [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look…
“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner?
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby…
Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man [...]
Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!”
Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious.
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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!
Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in [...]
Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell!
Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes!
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Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah!
You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen:
“gets cold… shakes and… sweats”
That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve [...]
Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating
Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!).
Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones is [...]
Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard
Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown.
Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk!
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!
Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really.
Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What kind [...]
Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!
Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits!
Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself!
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Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating
Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero. Totals brah.
Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on [...]
Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating
Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual… You almost have to wonder.
However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare.
Hey buddy, I know you’re [...]
Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits
Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion. Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives.
Can you feel the mediocrity? Peace [...]
Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?
Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth? No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine.
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Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness
Oh my god! I’m like totally sweaty like crazy! I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell…
Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood. Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction? Why two shows? [...]
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour
If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots… It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons
Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work. He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler).
The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however…
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Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat