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NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!A-lister star and super celebrity mom, Angelina Jolie, was seen with her adorable daughter Shiloh, and the rest of the world-famous celebrity family, smiling away in Venice, Italy. This family is so cute! The smiley family was on their way to a children’s party on Sunday. Angelina and little 3 1/2-year-old Shiloh met up with celebrity [...] […]
- Naomi Watts Sans Stroller with SashaWhen angels piggyback! Cutest picture ever! Celebrity mom, Naomi Watts is carrying Sasha in such an effortless way, it’s totally angelic. Sasha looks just a wee bit tired as he’s hitching a ride on his famous mom’s back, on March 8th in Manhattan. The pair were also with Sasha’s little baby brother Kai, who’s one [...] […]
- Jenna Elfman Has a 2nd Celebrity Baby BoyCelebrity mom and actress Jenna Elfman has really good timing… In comedy, you sort of have to, it’s like a given. So when Scientologist, Jenna Elfman got pregnant, it was literally perfect, because her character on her hit show Accidentally on Purpose is, of course, also pregnant. Fast forward to now, her character, Billie, is just [...] […]
- Hugh Jackman Takes Daughter to DanceHugh Jackman’s celebrity daughter Ava, a future ballerina? Maybe… Australian heart-throb and celebrity father, Hugh Jackman was having an obvious great time delivering his daughter Ava and her friend to a dance class in Manhattan today, Tuesday, March 9th, in the afternoon. Ava, of course, looked as impossibly cute as ever in that school girl’s plaid skirt […]
- Jamie Oliver is Getting Ready for His Fourth Child!The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, and his wifey Jools are expecting their fourth child together this September. Jamie shared his excitement about the news on Twitter: “Guess what…..I’m going to be a dad again!!! We’re expecting, so happy, feel very lucky.” Jamie Oliver and Jools already have three children, Poppy Honey, age 8, Daisy Boo, age 6 [...] […]
- Kendra Wilkinson Brings Little Hank to the Playboy MansionFormer TV star and Playboy model, and now celebrity mom, Kendra Wilkinson and her NFL hubby, Hank Baskett, took their son to the Playboy mansion! Kendra Wilkinson, of course, used to be on the hit reality series The Girls Next Door about her life as one of Hugh Hefner’s many girlfriends. Hugh Hefner posted a picture [...] […]
- The Beautiful Truth is that Bree Turner is Expecting a DaughterActress Bree Turner to be a future celebrity mom! Bree Turner from the film The Ugly Truth is expecting her first celebrity baby. The 32-year-old actress’ representative shared with the internet: “Actress Bree Turner and her husband Justin Saliman, Orthopedic Surgeon at Cedars Sinai Hospital, have announced that they are expecting a daughter, due July 2nd. T […]
- Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart Welcome Their Newborn Daughter!Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have finally welcomed their celebrity daughter into the world! Rebecca Gayheart checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles on March 3rd and went into labor. Eric Dane was right by her side the whole time, but no furthur details have been released about the birth or the new baby. Eric shared [...] […]
- Robert Pattinson Wants Babies?Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, current teen heart-throb is currently filming a new movie Remember Me. On the set of the movie, Pattinson shared that five years ago his family pranked him saying: “I’ve always liked the idea of having a younger sibling. My family tricked me about five years ago that my mum was pregnant. I didn’t [...] […]
- Keyshia Cole Welcomes a SonCelebrity Mom, Keyshia Cole, orange never looked so good! R&B artist, Keyshia Cole, has just welcomed her first baby with Cleveland Cavaliers player, Daniel Gibson. The celebrity couple is “proud to announce the birth of their beautiful baby boy, Daniel Hiram Gibson Jr.” The 28-year-old singer shared that she would like to thank all of her fans [...] […]
- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!
Category Archives: Sweaty Armpits
Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.
But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. [...]
Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life.
What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great voice, [...]
Scarlett Johansson Stops the Press with Excessive Perspiration
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant?
“I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund”
We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett Johansson married [...]
Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look…
“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner?
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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby…
Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man [...]
Marc Anthony: Sweaty Latino Steve Buscemi, Breaks All Antiperspirants
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!”
Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious.
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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!
Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in [...]
Excessive Sweating Criminal: Jude Law
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell!
Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes!
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Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah!
You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen:
“gets cold… shakes and… sweats”
That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve [...]
Ashley Jones: Bold and Beautiful Excessive Sweating
Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!).
Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones is [...]
Rihanna Sweating Herself So Hard
Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown.
Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk!
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Why is This Man Sweating? The Tiger is Out of The Woods!
Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really.
Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What kind [...]
Reese Witherspoon Without Antiperspirant!
Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits!
Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself!
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Twilight Werewolf Taylor Lautner Steroid Excessive Sweating
Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero. Totals brah.
Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on [...]
Hugh Jackman Macho Sweating
Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual… You almost have to wonder.
However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare.
Hey buddy, I know you’re [...]
Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits
Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion. Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives.
Can you feel the mediocrity? Peace [...]
Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?
Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth? No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine.
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Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness
Oh my god! I’m like totally sweaty like crazy! I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell…
Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood. Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction? Why two shows? [...]
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour
If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots… It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big [...]
Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons
Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work. He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler).
The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however…
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Jude Law as Hamlet: To Sweat or Not to Sweat