Archive for the 'Sweaty Armpits' Category

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy [...]

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Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater [...]

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Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so [...]

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We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep [...]

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We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche [...]

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Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits?

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While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.

What the hell is that on her armpit? [...]

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Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her [...]

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China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance!

Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]

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Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80’s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music [...]

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Is it us or does sweaty Nicole Kidman below look really hot with that excessively perspiring armpit? Is it that doe caught in headlights kind of blank stare? Is it the sweaty babe lost in the journalistic wilderness bewilderment? I guess we’re all just suckers for the wounded prey look, that and [...]

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Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset [...]

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