Category Archives: Sweaty Armpits

America Ferrera Sweating Herself Swamp Green

Sweaty Ugly Betty, really isn’t so ugly, especially these days, but she is excessive sweating all over the place, just an unlimited source of sweat and fortunately for her and all of us, talent… Sweaty America Ferrera goes to school at USC (University of Southern California), and she’s studying “international relations.” Well, we think antiperspirant [...]
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Sweaty Juliette Lewis, Too Classy for Antiperspirant

Excessive sweating Juliette Lewis has done over 40 movies (films and made-for-TV), been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress in 1992, and is even a Scientologist, but she can’t control her armpit sweating. It’s called antiperspirant darling… Juliette Lewis sweaty pits, is sort of known for her weird personality (no, not the [...]
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Teen Sensation Robert Pattinson Excessively Sweats his New Fame

Excessively sweaty and cute Robert Pattinson is the new sweaty teen heart throb of the moment, and understandably so… A supernatural dude who can protect you, is also somewhat dangerous and that you can’t have sex with, but want to? Yeah, every teen girls sweaty dream. Robert Pattinson is like that hot gay friend that [...]
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Posh Briton Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Sweat Stains Her Society Garb

Sweaty British society girl Tara Palmer-Tomkinson is seen to the left sweating through her fancy white dress. Why do we care? Well, as the title of the blog states, Tara Palmer is some sort of celebrity and she’s sweating excessively, through her antiperspirant and through her fancy it-girl clothing. Why she’s a sweaty celebrity? We [...]
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Ryan Seacrest is an Ocean of Excessive Sweating

In a not so metrosexual moment, sweaty Ryan Seacrest drenches his entire shirt with tons of sweat. There’s only one tiny area that isn’t drenched with metrosexual sweating. We never liked American Idol, there’s just something slightly fascist about watching people who should know better, embarrass themselves while working up a heavy sweat singing stereotypical [...]
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Nicole Kidman: Pregnant and Excessive Sweating

Excessive sweating Nicole Kidman just can’t turn off the armpit sweat valve, but it’s okay, because her new movie Australia, by one of Celebrity Sweating‘s favorite all-time directors, Baz Luhrmann, looks amazing and of course, her new baby girl, is super cute… Nicole Kidman can sweat all she wants, because she’s rich bitch! Keith Urban [...]
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Antiperspirant Opera: Raya Meddine is All Purple and Excessive Sweat

Ah, the young and without antiperspirant… Raya Meddine’s excessive sweating makes her dress two shades of purple, sweaty amazon swamp purple and shiny silk purple. Extra chic! no? For those of you who are unfamiliar with Raya Meddine, she is also sometimes referred to as Rana Alamuddin, is a Lebanese American actress, a sweating amazon [...]
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Excessive Sweating Tichina Arnold Sweats the Blues

Sweat-stained Tichina Anold tries to look cute for the paparazzi, but how cute is a fierce sweating stain on an angelic blue dress? No so cute yo. However, Tichina does look adorable with that sincere smile with her foot in her hand. Antiperspirant, use it, live it, it ads just that extra level of perfection [...]
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Almost a Celebrity, Deborah Gregory Sweats Her Cheetah Dress

Yeah, we know. We’ve never heard of sweaty-armpits Deborah Gregory either… However, she sort of some kind of perspiration suffering, niche-market big deal in Hollywood-land. Excessive sweating Deborah Gregory wrote a relatively well-known series of books called “The Cheetah Girls,” and is also the producer of the Disney movies based on those books: The Cheetah [...]
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Dana Delaney: Sweat-Stained Pits But Dry Career

Sweaty Dana Delaney of the critically acclaimed China Beach TV show that aired from 1988 to 91, is seen here with some excessive sweating stained armpits. Perspiration pits Dana Delaney is a two-time Emmy Award winning actress for her role as nurse, Colleen McMurphy on the ABC Vietnam War drama (China Beach). She’s got more [...]
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Sweaty Ghost of Trashy Comedy’s Past, Christina Applegate Sweats Obscurity

Armpit sweating victim, and one time teenage vixen, sweaty Christina Applegate is back from relative obscurity with a new show on ABC called Samantha Who, more like Samantha Who Cares… There are the looks that just keep on giving, and well, looks that just plane wear out.  Sweaty Applegate seems to just keep on going.  [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo: Metrosexual Sweating God on Field, Excessive Sweating Playboy Fiend Off Field

Excessive sweating, whore-loving, international soccer stud, Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t really have a problem in the world, besides of course, middle-class morals and values, which he has none… Sweaty Cristiano Ronaldo, for those of you out of touch with the rest of the world, is Manchester United’s Portuguese soccer star (football star to the rest of [...]
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Hot and Perspiring Sophie Marceau Sweating Her Dress and Humidifying Everything

So much sweating, such a lovely lady, we’re conflicted… Sophie Marceau’s excessive perspiration and swampy wet armpits gives us only a tinge of regret, but in our hearts, she’s still a flawless beauty… How can deep emerald sweaty pits possibly put a dent into years and years of compounded loveliness on the silver screen? We’re [...]
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Plastic Excessive Perspiration: Perfect Barbie Sweats Victoria’s Pits

Very plastic and excessive sweating Victoria’s Secret Angel and SI Swimsuit issue 2008 cover model, sweaty Marisa Miller has launched yet another celebrity perfume, but this time from Victoria’s Secret, called Very Sexy Dare. Maybe an antiperspirant should be next for breathing Barbie called Stop Sweating Adventure? There’s so much pressure on those armpits from [...]
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater will crush [...]
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Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova

Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so we’re not going to [...]
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Maria Kirilenko Floods Her Stella McCartney Top with Russian Tennis Babe Sweating

We know, we’re bad people, sweat-obsessed bad people, and maybe even a little weird. So whatcha gonna do?  Write your congressman?  We thought so.  So we’re going to pollute your rivers and wells and sell you over priced bottled water, oh wait, sorry, wrong transcript…  So what we’re really going to do is keep writing [...]
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Obsess About Her Sweating (Obviously)

We pick on sweaty Cameron Diaz a lot, but we have no regrets, she’s a celebrity with a perspiration problem and we’re obsessive bloggers with way too much time who are obsessed with sweat, you can say obsessively obsessed with excessive sweating (oh, we killed again, somebody stop us!). Besides, anyone who’s dated douche bag [...]
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Debi Mazar Excessive Sweats Out of Character

Character actress Debi Mazar has a little bout of the excessive sweating of the pits here. Doesn’t Batman in Batman Forever have something in his utility belt you can use for the old leaky, sweaty armpits? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Perspiring Britney Jean Spears Continues to be a Retarded Sweating Mess

While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney [...]
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