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Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess

Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, [...]
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Leaving Nothing to Waste, China Bottles Dog Sweat and Other Sweaty Internet News

China the next super power? If they’re willing to bottle their pet’s sweat, then holy hell, we don’t have a chance! Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international [...]
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Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age

Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80′s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music relevance faded [...]
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Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult

Is it us or does sweaty Nicole Kidman below look really hot with that excessively perspiring armpit? Is it that doe caught in headlights kind of blank stare? Is it the sweaty babe lost in the journalistic wilderness bewilderment? I guess we’re all just suckers for the wounded prey look, that and Nicole Kidman looks [...]
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Presenting Miss Sweaty Perspiration Pits Mandy Moore

Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you’re life really can’t be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to offend anyone, rinse, repeat, reset and delete. [...]
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Hyperhidrosis and Sweaty Betty, America Ferrera Turn Off the Armpit Faucets

She might be a part of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but she should think of getting some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant for those leaking, swerving excessive sweating shirts. You could mop the floor with those sweaty pits if they were hairy. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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90′s Supermodel is Like Totally Super Sweating

Blast from the fabulous past, super sweating Helena Christensen of supermodel yore, circa the 90′s, seems to suffer from excessive sweating in red. Honestly, we suffer from excessive sweating when we see Helena Christensen in red. The former Miss Denmark 1986, Helena Christensen was recently put back into the spotlight for being on her way [...]
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Sweaty Goth Clown, Kelly Osbourne Can’t Shake The Persistant Excessive Perspiration

Excessive sweating sufferer and gravity-challenged, Kelly Osbourne has the souls of mediocre rockers hidden inside her giant hair. It’s literally a graveyard of hair metal bands and jilted dreams circling around a vortex of white makeup, weight-loss schemes and past sweaty reality-TV glory. You didn’t know sweaty Kelly Osbourne was in Spaceballs, did you? Yes, [...]
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Plastic Boobs Galore, Jordan, Has a Some Excess Sweating Problems

Is that Jordan’s silicone implants leaking through her wet armpits? We don’t really understand the UK, or the relevance of the sweaty woman below, but we do know she’s some kind of famous and that she obviously has an excessive sweating problem, and to us, that’s all that matters. Okay, for us sweaty bloggers, the [...]
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Jesse Metcalfe Excessively Sweats Through His Guido Shirt

Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked. Check blue jeans, checked. Check excessive sweating armpit, checked. Check wussy douchebag, checked. Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention [...]
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Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova

Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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British Soap-Star Charlie Brooks has Perspiration Problems

The Brits seem to live in a weird parallel, but similar universe compared to us Americans, but they have their share of excessive sweating celebrities… Meet sweaty Charlie Brooks: Perspiring Charlene Brooks was born in Barmouth, Gwynedd, Wales in 1981. At the age of 16, sweaty teenage Charlie Brooks moved to London to study acting, [...]
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Holy Crap, Efren Ramirez Sweats Like a Dirty Sanchez

Armpit-sweating-challenged Efren Ramirez of Napolean Dynamite minor famedom is really sweating a lot for being a one hit wonder. Currently touring more as a celebrity dj than working in film or TV, Efren or Pedro, if you will, looks very likable here, however sweaty that he is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Pink Turns Dark Gray When Wet and Sweaty

Alecia Beth Moore, otherwise known as Pink, or seen here as a sweaty armpit gray, is still showing her white authenticity by breaking a major sweat. She’s such a hard wrapper that one. The excessively sweaty R&B star perspires like that freaky girl in the co-op that doesn’t wear antiperspirant and is constantly reading Karl [...]
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Fashion-Challenged Billy Connolly Sweats Above the Kilt

Are old, rabid, angry and sweaty Scotsmen funny? If they’re excessive armpit sweating Billy Connolly they sometimes are. Two guys are talking and one says to the other: “What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?” The other one says, “I’d sh*g everything that moved…What would you do?” [...]
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Beverley Knight Sweats Out the Funk

Sweaty Beverley Knight who’s an English soul and R&B singer, songwriter and producer was caught with a mini-sweat waterfull in her funky armpits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Bai Ling Extra Sweaty Long Time

Bai Ling was reportedly drunk, excessively sweaty and out of control on a recent cruise. The sweaty Playboy model and actress has had a history of making scenes (mostly not sweaty) while being half-naked. She was said to be drunk, perspiration stained and out of control, which led to her being kicked out of the [...]
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Excessive Sweating is the Pits for Danielle Lloyd

We really don’t know much about Danielle Lloyd except that she’s a bad sweaty girl, but in a good way and that she most likely has hyperhidrosis (the medical term for excessive sweating). Miss England 2004, Danielle Lloyd, was of course stripped of her title (no pun intended) when it was found that she had [...]
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Sweaty Panic in the Armpits

Sweaty douchebags otherwise known as Panic at the Disco, recently held a press conference on January 10th in which their lead douche, Brendon Urie, had an excessive outburst of sweating sincerity. We all know that annoying boy bands will never die because hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls will always be hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls, and thus [...]
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Sweaty Betty Does it Again

We’ve upgraded sweaty America Ferrera to everyones ‘one A.M. bar’ pick instead of two A.M, as in our previous America Ferrera post. It looks like she’s lost some weight, has a new haircut and is generally improving her lot. However, that pesky sweating problem seems to still be sweat staining her B-list celebrity life… Link [...]
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Excessive Perspiration and Post-Production, The Story of Jesse McCartney

There’s something about sweaty Jesse McCartney that reminds us of microwaved pizza leftovers, we can’t quite place it… We know that pizza juice comes to the top when you nuke it, sort of like Jesse’s excessive sweating, but that’s not fully it… Well, it will all probably get glossed over in post-production or Photoshop anyways, [...]
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