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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Category Archives: Sweaty Armpits
Sweaty Panic in the Armpits
Sweaty douchebags otherwise known as Panic at the Disco, recently held a press conference on January 10th in which their lead douche, Brendon Urie, had an excessive outburst of sweating sincerity. We all know that annoying boy bands will never die because hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls will always be hormonally-challenged sweaty teenage girls, and thus [...]
Sweaty Betty Does it Again
We’ve upgraded sweaty America Ferrera to everyones ‘one A.M. bar’ pick instead of two A.M, as in our previous America Ferrera post. It looks like she’s lost some weight, has a new haircut and is generally improving her lot. However, that pesky sweating problem seems to still be sweat staining her B-list celebrity life… Link [...]
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Excessive Perspiration and Post-Production, The Story of Jesse McCartney
There’s something about sweaty Jesse McCartney that reminds us of microwaved pizza leftovers, we can’t quite place it… We know that pizza juice comes to the top when you nuke it, sort of like Jesse’s excessive sweating, but that’s not fully it… Well, it will all probably get glossed over in post-production or Photoshop anyways, [...]
Professional Arm Candy, Carmen Electra Sweats All By Herself
Sweaty Tara Leigh Patrick started her career with Prince, which of all the ways to start a career is probably one of the all time best ways. Prince told her to change her name to what we know today as Carmen Electra. Thus started the career of the professional perspiring hoochie. Is that fake booby [...]
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Leona Lewis Sweats the Bigtime
Sweaty Leona Lewis is really too likable to really say anything truly nasty about, so we’ll stick to talking about the excess sweating and the usual personal life and career chatter. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating
We have a suspicious feeling that sweaty Alicia Keys is some kind of Pop Frankenstein-like amalgamation of music stars of years past and present. Perspiring Alicia has the talent, in the general sense, and the pedigree, but we really think she’s the sweaty Borg of contemporary music. Alicia Keys songs sound okay in that soon [...]
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Little Richard Sweats Like a Big Dick Cheney
We couldn’t help giving this post any other title, afterall, Mr. Cheny is the biggest sweaty Dick of them all, and Little Richard or Richard Wayne Penniman, with hyperhidrosis or without, helped start modern music as we all know, love and hate it. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sexually Ambiguous Mika’s Excessive Sweating Adds Some Juice to His Act
Power pop international sensation Mika shows the world he’s human after all with some excessive sweating in the pits. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweaty Halle Berry is a Type 1 Confused Perspiring Pregnant Lady
Sweaty and non-sweaty celebrities seem to have an endless supply of stupid quotes. If we could only harness this misguided and misplaced energy for good, we could do something like save dolphins! Excessively sweaty Halle Berry seems to be suffering from some sort of pregnancy madness as the often perspiring actress has been quoted saying [...]
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Bono Excessively Sweats Enough for All of U2
We’ve recently found this pic of Bono, who has a bout of the excessive armpit sweating, as you can also see from our previous needy Bono perspiration post. We just love to pic on sweaty faux socially conscious former arena rockstars. As you can see, Edge can control his sweat, but Bono, well, he’s sweating [...]
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Why is Madonna Sweating?
In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who until this deal [...]
Please Somebody, Take it Off of the Shelf! More Sweaty Pics of Expired Cameron Diaz
She’s been the Kleenex filler of many a sweaty teenage boy and girl the world round, however, time and reality haven’t been so good for one excessively sweaty Miss Cameron Diaz. Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life… Oh Cameron, in the old days [...]
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Serena Williams Has Perspiration Problems Off the Court
While the Williams Sisters are known for many things, bad fashion, family controversy, hardcore tennis, they’re not neccessarily known for their excessive perspiration, well, until today. Here is Serena I-dress-like-a blind-stripper Williams sweating it out in an unusually tasteful dress (must be sunday). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Renee Zellweger Sweats the Gym Paparazzi
Renee Zellweger, high-paid blonde, romantic-comedy-filler gets caught sweating it after a gym session by a most eager and patient paparazzi. You had us at goodbye Renee, as we’re interested in the juicy post-gym photos, and not in the before the perspiration photos. At 38, Renee Zellweger just doesn’t glow anymore, unfortunately, she excessively sweats. Link [...]
Excessively Sweating Andy Dick Lives Up to the Name and Makes Out with Midwestern Boys
Still closeted comedian and actor, Andy Dick, was seen with excessive sweating all over his shirt and young midwestern gay boys all over his drunk ass. If Andy Dick was in GOP politics, this kind behavior would be normal, but in the celebrity world, getting all sweaty with young boys in the middle of no [...]
Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating
The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release [...]
TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty
L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for [...]
John Mayer Sweats Like a Man Who’s Life Means Something
Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy creates. He’s [...]
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Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat
Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive oil. [...]
Excessive Degrees of Sweating Kevin Bacon
Squirt from the eighties, Kevin Bacon sweats excessively, in a moment of self-reflection. Sweaty Kevin Bacon’s six degrees away from everyone, so you’d think that he could get some fresh roles in Hollywood… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Excessive Sweating is the Pits for Danielle Lloyd