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Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country

Completely sane, authentic and lovable, Tom Cruise sweats an embargo by the country of Germany. The Germans just don’t understand Scientology or why Tom Cruise is perspiring excessively lately (probably because his whole life is a frick’n sham?). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past, Cameron Diaz Sweats Being Single

We know, we’ve used the title in a previous excessive perspiration post, but there really isn’t a better way to describe sweaty Cameron Diaz. What do you think of when you think of Cameron Diaz these days? What immediately comes to mind is she’s that Popstar’s unlikely ex-girlfriend and sweaty sex promoting aficionado. Secondly, she [...]
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All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby’s daddy does the family’s share of sweating all by himself. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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No Doubt Gwen Stefani Pimps Her Excessive Perspiration

We’re big fans, they’re aren’t many people who can combine watered-down wonder bread Hip Hop with Cholla aesthetic sensibilities and excessive wrapper popstar sweating. Is this just empty pop music or postmodernism? Ispomo(postmodernism) if you will, just a form of cultural colonialism? Steal and repackage for the impressionable teenage masses? Eh, who cares, it’s just [...]
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Anne Hathaway Adds Excessive Perspiration to Her New Sexy Image

Anne Hathaway may not wear Prada, but certainly she should wear antiperspirant for her underarm excessive sweating. That kind of over sweating could drive a boyfriend away into the arms of another man, well, in her case, probably not (being impossibly cute does have its benefits). However, Anne Hathaway’s new sexy, sweaty image as evidenced [...]
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Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man

Nicole Kidman doesn’t need Tom Cruise, but she does need some major ‘down-under’ antiperspirant. We always thought she was an alien, but now, she might be human with all that excessive armpit sweating. Kidman does indeed sweat like a full grown man. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Unusual Suspect, Kevin Spacey has Enough Sweat for 7 Men

Straight as an arrow Kevin Spacey gives the big thumbs up recently to something, we don’t quite know what. Maybe he just saw Brad Pitt’s thighs in Troy. Likely reason as any for Kevin Spacey excessive perspiration. Or perhaps he’s sweating with excitement that they’re making sequels to The Usual Suspect and Seven. Link or [...]
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Ugly Betty Spinoff: Sweaty Betty?

America Ferrera of Ugly Betty fame, is sweaty armpits Betty in ‘real life.’ Everyone’s ‘two A.M. bar’ pick, sweaty Betty is obviously not quite ready for true stardom. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Clueless Batgirl Loses to Slippery Villian, Armpit Sweating…

Plant killer Alicia Silverstone sweats vegan goodness out of her perspiring armpits. Harness the power of that celebrity vegan sweating, fill up your biodiesals! Who would of thought that Clueless Batgirl could be an alternative energy source. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Catwoman has Enough Sweat for Nine Armpits, Halle Berry Sweats Harvard

Halle Berry in a sequel to her bomb, Catwoman, has come up with Sweaty Pussy: Catwoman’s Revenge. We think it’s gonna be a big perspiring hit, it makes us sweat excessively just thinking about it. While accepting her award as Harvard’s Hasty Pudding WOMAN OF THE YEAR, Halle Berry got a little freaky on stage [...]
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