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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning

Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here.  It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
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Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger Sweats

Sweaty Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican Governator of massively indebted California is sweating bullets in a non-action-movie sort of way…  Possibly because this great state of sand and beaches is the beauty school dropout of states, we look good but man, can you buy dinner this time? We left our wallet at work…  We’ll get you back, [...]
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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

Excessive sweating George W Bush pulls a Benny Hill at the 2008 Beijing Olympics and creeps out the female athletes, sweat stains his clothes and almost kills himself in his drunken, sweaty stupor in the stands. Go America! For two elections you were fooled by swiftboats, phony economics and good ol’ boy posturing and let [...]
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Powerful Perspiration Putin Not Smelling Pretty

Russian master of puppets, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin puts his best excessive sweating armpit forward to the world in a show of Russian perspiration power. Why does sweaty Vladimir Putin always look like he’s saying “Mother Russia will crush you all” with his eyes? Because it’s true, the sweaty oligarch lover and hater will crush [...]
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The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet

Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy [...]
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Mysterious Fluid Emanating from Liam Neeson’s Pants

Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Perspiration Pits Sammy Hagar Continues to Suck with Old Age

Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock ‘n’ Roll. The 80′s sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen’s other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee Roth departure, Van Halen’s music relevance faded [...]
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Alec Baldwin’s Extreme Sweat at of All Things, A Billy Joel Concert

Alec Baldwin sweats more for Billy Joel than some people sweat in their life time. TMZ has the scoop on what appears to be sweaty Alec’s possible temporary hyperhidrosis. We aplogize for the not so clear pics (video capture from the web just isn’t the sweaty money shot). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating

The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release [...]
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TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for [...]
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Useless, Consistently Sweating Brandon Davis is One Broke MoFo

Useless celebrity hangers-on, sweaty bear Brandon Davis bounces checks to Girls Gone Wild, now that’s low man. Sweaty Bear can often be spotted at events wearing guido-like leather jackets, all the while excessively sweating like he’s going through some new age colon and skin pore cleansing. It’s really quite incredible, Mr. Davis loves the sweaty [...]
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