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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter SunnyCelebrity dad, Adam Sandler, proof that you don’t have to be talented to make it in Hollywood, was seen out this past weekend with his adorable daughter. High-paid, Adam Sandler enjoyed a beautiful day in Santa Monica with his youngest celebrity child, Sunny. The famous dad chatted on his phone as they walked together, on […]
- Lady Gaga Talks Kids with OprahLady Gaga has supposedly had it with the press (don’t bite the hand that feeds you Lady!). In Lady Gaga’s latest interview, she dished to the Oprah: “I do not intend to speak to anyone for a very long time… The latest thing I do is I don’t read a damn thing… No press, no television, […]
- Hilary Duff Overwhelmed by BabyCelebrity mom, Hilary Duff, totally loves being a mom. The former singer, who’s currently 24, gave birth to her son Luca Cruz Comrie this past Tuesday, is sharing her joy with the world, calling her new celebrity baby “the most wonderful, sweet, adorable baby.” “Wow, I can’t believe I have a baby! Thank you for […]
- Tori Spelling Expecting a Baby!No rest for these celebrity baby makers! Some five months after Tori Spelling had her last baby, she’s pregnant again. “Dean, Liam, Stella, Hattie, and I are beyond thrilled to announce that another little McDermott is on the way… We feel truly blessed that another little angel has found us. Love Tori, xoxo.” Tori Spelling who’s […]
- Jessica Simpson Does the Naked Baby Bump Thing for ElleA huge, stretched and enormously pregnant Jessica Simpson has done the naked celebrity with baby on magazine cover thing. It has gotten so normal for celebrities to do this that we barely wanted to talk about it, but here we are… You can see on the left, Jessica Simpson continues the war against nipples by […]
- Jon Hamm’s Squeeze, Jennifer Westfeldt, Rethinking Celebrity KidsWho can’t wait for the return of Mad Men? We can’t for sure! Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm currently don’t have an celebrity kids and in the past, have stated that it wasn’t in their future. However, recently, Jennifer’s been thinking different, (about kids, not the new iPad). The Mad Men couple have been together since […]
- Jewel Dishes About Celebrity MotherhoodSinger, songwriter, dental advocate and now new celebrity mom Jewel opened up to about her famous baby boy Kase, breastfeeding and general celebrity motherhood. Jewel totally dished about her little darling Kase: “He’s so, so sweet. I really hit the baby lotto, I really did! He’s 7 1/2-months, so he’s learning about sitting and he’s […]
- Uma Thurman Pregnant with Number 3!Celebrity mom, Uma Thurman expecting her third celebrity baby! Uma, who’s 41 (and looks amazing), is set to welcome her first celebrity child with financier Arpad Busson (always with the rich guys!), a celebrity representative for Thurman confirmed recently to the online magazines. Uma Thurman, not known necessarily for her stealth, kept her celebrity baby b […]
- Jessica Simpson and Baby Bump, Baby Mountain, Let Loose on the StreetsThat celebrity baby bump has it’s own zip code. A totally pregnant Jessica Simpson was easily caught out in Beverly Hills over the weekend, ambitiously moving around in high heels, precariously tempting fate, looking about ready to baby explode all over the place. Celebrity mom-to-be looks defiant in her well-engineered heels, doesn’t she? Truly blond […]
- Paparazzi are Gwen Stefani’s Favorite Family Photographers!Celebrities are always complaining about Paparazzi, saying this and that… Frustrated by the reality of being famous. However, celebrity mom, Gwen Stefani doesn’t mind it all the time. The singer and recent fashion designer has turned the Paparazzi reality into something positive for her celebrity family: “What’s nice is even though they’re annoying, these g […]
- Hollywood Bomb-Maker, Adam Sandler Out with Daughter Sunny
Category Archives: Sweaty Boobs
Megan Fox Excessive Sweating Career Death
If a big time director hires you for a major studio release and basically turns you from a has been’s sweaty nobody girlfriend, to a sweaty major movie star with a has been boyfriend, then you should probably be gracious and careful with your new fame. Enter excessive perspiration boobs Megan Fox, pretty face of the [...]
Jessica Alba Award Winning Excessive Sweating
Does Jessica Alba always excessively sweat when at award shows? The question should really be, ‘Why is Jessica Alba at award shows?’ Cause, she ain’t winning no awards no time. Sure’nough. Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act… So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13
Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work! What can we say? There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! [...]
Brah Inspiration, Owen Wilson Rackets Up the Sweating
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose. But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no [...]
“How Do You Know” About Reese Witherspoon Excessive Perspiration?
We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it. Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister? No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C. We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world. Sweating [...]
Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag
Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag. If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it? John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.” On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag): “I should be [...]
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Hilary Swank Cyborg Excessive Sweating
Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look… “Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner? Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!
If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it. Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded… All our metaphors are still on Pandora! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Sweaty Alicia Keys, Remember Her?
We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)… Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market. And you say, sweaty face Alicia who? Exactly. Girlfriend cant excessive sweat! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Paris Hilton Excessive Perspiration Wallflower
Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers. Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid. Yes, there’s a difference. [...]
Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger Sweats
Sweaty Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican Governator of massively indebted California is sweating bullets in a non-action-movie sort of way… Possibly because this great state of sand and beaches is the beauty school dropout of states, we look good but man, can you buy dinner this time? We left our wallet at work… We’ll get you back, [...]
Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple
We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities… Â Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen. Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left. Â Our only hope is Mothra, [...]
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Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts
Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim? Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, [...]
Slippery When Excessive Sweating: Marisa Miller is one Sexy Exxon Valdez
Sweaty Marisa Bertetta, now known as Marisa Miller, is from Southern California, Santa Cruz to be exact. Of course, if you’re a male (or a certain kind of lesbian), you know her well, perhaps too well. This barbie made to look excessively sweaty has had an amazing 2008, we see good things for 2009 for [...]
Hassle-Tits Hasselhoff Sweats his Moobs
Oh excessive sweating David Hasselhoff, if you didn’t exist, we would need to engineer you out of pubic hair, muscle mass and sweat. Oh Mr. Hasselhoff, it’s been a while since we’ve saw the video of you, lying drunk, shirtless and sweaty on your floor, eating some sort takeout with your hands, all the while [...]
Lou Ferrigno Excessive Nipple Sweating Make Hulk Cry
Hey kids, take your steroids and one day your man-tits will ooze with excessive perspiration straight from the tap, the tip, or even the nip. Nippy Sweaty Lou Ferrigno looks good at the premier for the new The Incredible Hulk, except, well, you know, for those pesky sweating stains emanating from the most masculine area [...]
Not So Family-Friendly Excessive Sweating by Daniela Hantuchova
Excessive Sweating Sexy Daniela Hantuchova is all kinds of foxy wrapped up in wet and sweaty tennis outfits that should really be regulated by the MPAA. We give sweaty Daniela a PG-13 rating, strong adult contents, adult situations and questionable age-defying looks. She’s a looker which rhymes with, um… Yeah, so we’re not going to [...]
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The Rock Sweats Like a Gay Club Bouncer on Bears Only Night
Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below: Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Plastic-Faced Madonna, Is a Sweaty Irrelevant Mess
Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who’s spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we can say is that her new album sucks, [...]
Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova
Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
JWoww of Jersey Shore Proves There’s No Limit to Tackiness with her Excessive Sweating