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Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the WildExpectant celebrity mom-to-be, Hilary Duff and her celebrity baby bump, was spotted as the one-time, manufactured popstar made her way to the nail salon late last week. Hilary Duff was heading over to Bellacures nail salon, one of actress and singer’s favorite places to hang out in Studio City (Los Angeles). Hilary Duff has been […]
- Natlie Portman Debuts Celebrity Baby BumpBlack Swan star, Natalie Portman, has delivered a double-shot of happy news recently. The actress has confirmed around Christmas time that she is engaged and expecting her first child! Natalie and Benjamin Millepied, a choreographer, met on the set of Black Swan. What a nice way to start the year! Actually, 2011 will probably […]
- Celebrity Mom Reese Witherspoon is Getting Married Again!Actress Reese Witherspoon and her boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged! Reese Witherspoon‘s representative shared that they are about to tie the not and are “extremely happy”. Jim Toth is a Hollywood agent and the Hollywood couple have been dating since the beginning of this year. So exciting to see another celebrity couple getting engaged […]
- David Schwimmer is Totally Going to Be a Celebrity Dad!The Wonder Years and Friends star is all grown up and will be having babies with his wife! David Schwimmer is going to be a celebrity father! The 90′s actor and his lovely wife Zoe Buckman, who wed in June in a private ceremony, will be first-time celebrity parents. Zoe Buckman, David Schwimmer’s wife, is […]
- Reese Witherspoon is Thinking More Kids in the Future!Superstar celebrity mother, Reese Witherspoon is currently dating Jim Toth, a hollywood agent (don’t break-up with this one, don’t bite the hand that feeds you Reese). The actress has recently confessed that she would like to expand her celebrity family in the future! These celebrities just love to reproduce! Reese Witherspoon shared: “I would love […]
- Jessica Simpson Wants Kids with Her New Fiance!Really famous person for being, well, famous, and for sometimes singing, Jessica Simpson just recently got engaged to her boyfriend of six months, Eric Johnson! Jessica Simpson has expressed that she really wants to start a celebrity family! Jessica Simpson said: “I definitely see myself having a family with Eric, so that’s exciting to think […]
- Kate Moss’ Celebrity Daughter is a “Mini-Me”!British Supermodel and celebrity mom, Kate Moss shares that her adorable daughter is just like her! Little eight-year-old Lila is apparently the exact same as her supermodel mom in that she dresses like her, she looks like her, and she even has the same personality. Kate even calls Lila her “mini-me”! She confesses: “Oh, it’s […]
- Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft Has Baby!Reality TV’s Jen Schefft, former Bachelorette, welcomed a precious reality star baby girl on Saturday Nov. 13! Jen Schefft and her husband Joe Waterman recently got married in May 2009 and this is the first reality TV child for the couple.The new sort-of-famous celebrity parents named their newborn daughter, Mae Elizabeth Waterman. Jen met Joe […]
- Jeffrey Tambor 66 Year Old Father to 5 Year Old Kids!Actor Jeffrey Tambor, known for his role in Arrested Development, is 66 years old and a young spirited father! Jeffrey is the father of four celebrity kids who are all under the age of 5. He also has an adult daughter named Molly, who is working as a teacher, from a previous marriage. Jeffrey and […]
- Paulina Rubio Welcomes Celebrity Baby Boy!That’s a cute banana! Celebrity mother banana now! Paulina Rubio and her hubby Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera finally say hello to their newborn celebrity baby boy! Little andrea Nicolas Vallejo-Nagera Rubio was born in Miami on November 14, 2010. This little famous tyke is the first child for the happy celebrity couple. The Latin singer tweeted on […]
- Hilary Duff Baby Bump Spotted Out in the Wild
Category Archives: Sweaty Boobs
Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts
We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven [...]
Please Somebody, Take it Off of the Shelf! More Sweaty Pics of Expired Cameron Diaz
She’s been the Kleenex filler of many a sweaty teenage boy and girl the world round, however, time and reality haven’t been so good for one excessively sweaty Miss Cameron Diaz. Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life… Oh Cameron, in the old days [...]
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Excessively Sweaty Ashanti Wallpaper to Rule Them All
Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one of the [...]
Shannon Elizabeth Fades and Sweats Slowly Away in the Poker Circuit
Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera. We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
Tom Ford Sells Excessive Sweat, Sex and the Excessive Sweat Sex Smell?
Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin). Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]
Sweating and Gaping Blonde Vortex Britney Spears Swallows Up Whole Award Shows
Oh Britney, why do we love to hate on your sweaty plump ass? There are really too many reasons, far too many. In one of the rare moments of Kanye West clarity (“George Bush Doesn’t Like Black People,” well duh) he says this of Britney Spears VMA perfromance: [MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to [...]
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Extremely Sweaty Gold Mess has a New Mascot in Beth Mattek
Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family! Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively attractive [...]
Britney Spears Sweats Like a Rotating Hog on Stick
Why do we love picking on sweaty, portly Britney Spears? Do we like to kick dogs when they’re down too? Yes, we do actually and Britney Spears is doggone a damn easy target y’all. She could be losing her little baby somethings to Mr. Federline after her baby’s nannies tell all at the custody trial. [...]
John Mayer Sweats Like a Man Who’s Life Means Something
Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy creates. He’s [...]
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Sweaty, Dirty Megan Fox and Computer Generated Transforming Robots Equals Box Office Gold
We knew that excessively sweating actress plus giant transforming computer generated warring robots is a winning box office formula, but we didn’t know Michael Bay and Stephen Spielberg knew. Transformers and their sexy sweating cast hauled in a $152 million domestic box office, which makes the cartoon based movie, the king so far of the [...]
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No Doubt Gwen Stefani Pimps Her Excessive Perspiration
We’re big fans, they’re aren’t many people who can combine watered-down wonder bread Hip Hop with Cholla aesthetic sensibilities and excessive wrapper popstar sweating. Is this just empty pop music or postmodernism? Ispomo(postmodernism) if you will, just a form of cultural colonialism? Steal and repackage for the impressionable teenage masses? Eh, who cares, it’s just [...]
Alyssa Milano Wants to be the Exxon Valdez of Excessive Sweat Chic
Who’s the Boss Star, Turned B-Movie Actress, Alyssa Milano Loves to Look Extra Sweaty, like all the time, in almost everything she does. Is it a desperate last attempt at relevance? Fame through sweaty wetness? If you’re losing the war on mass consciousness, we guess you should try every single weapon in your arsenal, some [...]
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Underperformance Perspiration: Sweaty Tennis Star Goes Wild!
Russian ‘hot springs’ Anna Kournikova can release some major excessive sweating. For being a D-list tennis star, she works up a jaw-dropping level of sweat while losing match after match. Perhaps tennis is only secondary to releasing the enourmous amount of perspiration and fluids within, otherwise this blonde bombshell could perhaps explode. Warning, some of [...]
Jessica Alba is a Sexy Sweaty Mess, But Victoria’s Secret Doesn’t Care…
Victoria’s Secret has proclaimed Jessica Alba (note the sweaty post-workout version of Jessica Alba below) as this years “sexiest actress.” We didn’t know she did any “acting.” Did you? However, she is quite fetching, even in all of her over perspiring glory. Jessica Alba, you will always be one of our favorite silver screen fillers. [...]
Ashlee Simpson, Part 2: Lip-Synching Sweat with Monstrous Tongue
Ashlee oh-my-god-my-boobs-will-never-be-big-enough Simpson just loves to taste the sweaty air around her. Yes, we are scared, impressed and intrigued by Ashlee Simpson’s tongue and her sweaty wetness as well. In this update to our recent Ashlee Simpson sweat-a-lot post, Miss Simpson shows us how truly charming she is: Ashlee, we know it’s tough to live [...]
Grey’s Sweaty Anatomy, Katherine Heigl Highlights Her Assets
Dr. Izzy Stevens, Glamazon with intent, Katherine Heigl, has some leaky fun bags or some sweaty “sugar tits,” as everyone’s favorite creepy religious uncle, Mel Gibson likes to say. It’s like super tough to be at the Emmys and negotiate contracts with networks after you’ve become one of TV’s it girls. Word of wisdom girlfriend, [...]
Britney Spears Leakage
Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
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Sweaty Green is the New Pink!
The hills are alive with the sound of heavy sweating! Blonde wrapper, uh, rapper Pink either has a problem lactating on stage or a nasty boob sweating problem… Either way, I think there’s star sweat up there in them there hills and tell you what, it ain’t pretty, it’s Pink. Pink reportedly got so ‘wrapped’ [...]
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