Archive for the 'Sweaty Legs' Category

If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all.
The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser [...]

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Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)…

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We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]

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Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is…

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With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip:

Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination.
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We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel.

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We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some [...]

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The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?).

The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for [...]

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Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one [...]

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Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera.

We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time.
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Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin).

Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]

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Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family!
Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively [...]

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