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Eva Mendes: Excessive Sweating Done Right!

If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it.  Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded…  All our metaphors are still on Pandora! Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Sweaty Ashley Harkleroad Raises Rackets World Wide with Playboy Shoot

If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all. The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser by [...]
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Mysterious Fluid Emanating from Liam Neeson’s Pants

Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It’s really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Fierce and Sweaty, Meet Melanie Adams: Blonde Allison Stokke Minus the Evil Dad

We’ve truly found a sweaty national treasure, and her name is Melanie Adams and unless her dad or mother are kitten-stompers or works for the source-of-all-evil, Halliburton, they can’t be any worse than Allison Stokke’s father. This sensually sweaty young woman’s relationship to poles has taken her to high places and she seems to enjoy [...]
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Sweaty Tribute to Fantastically Excessive Sweating Tennis Star: Anna Kournikova

Extremely sweaty but slightly better than mediocre tennis star, Anna Kournikova hasn’t been getting much if any attention lately. So we think it’s really the beginning of the end of her sweaty, glistening stardom. In some respects, it’s more of the end, but what a reflective, sweaty end it is… Link or Bookmark to: Hide [...]
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Mr. Sulu, George Takei Loves Really Sweaty Basketball Pros, Especially Tim Hardaway

With a Star Trek theme in the background, Mr. Sulu, George Takei, talks about his love for really sweaty pro basketball players in this YouTube clip: Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Daniela Hantuchova Sweats Into Our Hearts

We really don’t have anything really to say about sweaty Daniela Hantuchova, except that her legs seem to go on into infinity and every time we look at her perspiration-wet legs, we feel like we’ve come back from the future and are exhausted, sweaty and hot from the time travel. All five foot and eleven [...]
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Does Jessica Simpson Ever Sweat a Lot?

We’ve been searching them there internets for quite some time, and we just can’t find any pics of Jessica Simpson sweating a lot, like dark stains on the clothing sweating a lot. We’ve come to the conclusion that the whole Christian thing she’s got is just a cover for the fact that she’s some sort [...]
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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?

The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?). The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear [...]
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Excessively Sweaty Ashanti Wallpaper to Rule Them All

Ashanti sweats like she’s got some kind of perspiration problem. We heard hyperhidrosis is totally in this fall and by the looks of it, it’s still popular in the celebrity photoshoot circuit. We certainly aren’t complaining, in fact, we thought we’d share a little bit of our Jungle Fever and show off one of the [...]
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Shannon Elizabeth Fades and Sweats Slowly Away in the Poker Circuit

Shannon Elizabeth may not have a sweating problem off camera, but she loves the sweating in a 3rd world country look on camera. We love that westerner in a hot, sweaty, poorer country look too, it gives us a happy ending every time. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Tom Ford Sells Excessive Sweat, Sex and the Excessive Sweat Sex Smell?

Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin). Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]
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Extremely Sweaty Gold Mess has a New Mascot in Beth Mattek

Good God, if that gold sweaty thing wasn’t chasing after tennis balls it would eat you and your entire family! Honestly, that was the first thought on all of our twisted minds when we saw the photo below of little known tennis pro, Beth Mattek. In quite possibly the worst photo of a relatively attractive [...]
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Maria Sharapova is a Shrieking, Sweating, and Bikini Triple Threat

Russian Tennis Babe, former number one female tennis star, and quite possibly the world’s highest paid athlete ($100 million per year), Maria Sharapova is really, just getting started (can’t even really have a drink yet in most states). Excessively sweating Maria also really doesn’t mind looking like a russian barbie doll, dipped in olive oil. [...]
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UK Girl-Band Star, Kimberly Walsh Sweats Aloud

Maxim and FHM cover material, Kimberly Walsh loves to sweat it out, especially during shows. England likes to flood and so does Miss Walsh, especially when she’s on tour. Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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Brooke Hogan’s Transvestite Sweaty Leg Chic

Spawn of the Hulk, sweaty Brooke Hogan should of stayed on reality TV instead of launching her failed transvestite popstar tour. Dressing like she sold her normal clothes for crack because no one would pay for sex, Brooke Hogan not only needs a new stylist, but also some kind of fierce antiperspirant for her thunder [...]
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