Homophobia, the sweat fetish and mass media, you really gotta love the combination.

Hello, I’m George Takei. Recently I’ve been troubled to hear comments made by former NBA All-Star, Tim Hardaway, who said, “I hate gay people, let it be known, I don’t like gay people, I’m homophobic.” As a gay man and a human being, I was shocked and saddened, but I want you to know Tim, on behalf of gay people everywhere, that despite your ugly words, we don’t hate you. As a matter of fact, we like you, we like you very much. We particularly like, your large, powerful calves, your smooth chocolaty head, glazed in man-sweat. I’ll keep my eyes on you, and let it be known one day, when you least expect it, I will have sex with you. I love sweaty basketball players!

You have to be pretty dumb to admit you hate any group of individuals to the media… Celebrity Sweating loves everyone, we just have so much love to give, especially if you sweat a lot…

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The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear sweaty will alone. Dolce & Gabbana also beats out Tom Ford in low ethics and questionable intentions. Does sweaty gang rape really make people want to buy clothes? Is this what two gay fashion designers think heterosexual men are into? Women’s groups of course think the above sweaty image promotes violence against, well, women, duh. We think the real crime here is that the excessive sweating models are wearing way too many clothes.

A Socialite’s Life has this to say about the perspiration and rape themed photo:

The Spanish government and Italian senators have demanded the adverts be withdrawn from any and all publications.

The ad is said to be a “fantasy rape,” in which a woman is being down by her arms by a man. Dolce and Gabbana are infamous for their edgy campaigns, but groups particularly in Spain feel the photo is too much. Both Dolce and Gabbana deny that their aim was to Insinuate rape or violence against women.

If for some reason, any of you perspiring perverts out there would like the evidence in a larger format, you may download the sweaty fantasy rape ad here:

Dolce and Gabbana have since pulled the ad after protests in Spain and Italy. Who knew glamour and rape just don’t go together? D & G should just concentrate on the excessive sweat and glamour part, the rape, leave that to the current United States Republican Party (we apologize to non-Neocon Republicans, Go Ron Paul!).

Disclaimer:

We at Celebrity Sweating do not, of course, condone rape of any sort, sweaty or not, however, in our specific cases here at the office, we are all in agreement that all of us need a good rape from a hot sweaty model, male or female, and hopefully, by some time in the near future…

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