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Dolce & Gabbana Excessively Sweaty Rape Chic?

The strange combination of socialist propaganda poster aesthetics with a central focus on a possible pending sweaty gang rape baffles our senses and logic. However, luridly, we’re deeply in awe of the bravura and shamelessness of the Dolce & Gabbana advertising team (triumph through fascism?). The above beats Tom Ford’s sweaty porno advertising for shear [...]
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Tom Ford Sells Excessive Sweat, Sex and the Excessive Sweat Sex Smell?

Tom Ford leaves only the sweaty, sexy scent to the imagination, but if his new cologne smells anything like his images look, well everyone here at the office will be smelling like Tom Ford wants us to, (like excessively sweaty emaciated models with like, really good skin). Do Real Dolls sweat? Something about that image [...]
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Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past, Cameron Diaz Sweats Being Single

We know, we’ve used the title in a previous excessive perspiration post, but there really isn’t a better way to describe sweaty Cameron Diaz. What do you think of when you think of Cameron Diaz these days? What immediately comes to mind is she’s that Popstar’s unlikely ex-girlfriend and sweaty sex promoting aficionado. Secondly, she [...]
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The Sweaty Sex Emperor is Dead, Long Live The Sexy Back Biel

Sweaty sex scandal, maybe, more like sweaty sex cross-promotion. After reportedly exclaiming the merits of sweaty sex (which we whole-heartedly agree with), miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, has, how do you say? Been totally dumped. Ever since Sundance 07, people have been talking about make out sessions and condo adventures of one Miss Jessica Biel and one Mr. my-homophobic-friend-dresses-me [...]
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