Jamie Dornan Excessive Sweating Fashion Branding

We’ve never heard of this Jamie Dornan guy, but he keeps good company (sweaty Eva Mendes).  So he’s alright with us.

We Would Love Sweaty Eva Mendes On Our Backs

We love this kind of branding naturally…  Not as interesting as de-branding (giving trashy celebrities your competitor’s products), but for us, this is public sweating done right.

Why are male models always so random?  Like, they’re so replaceable and interchangeable without breaking a sweat…

Hope you all had a wonderful, sweaty summer!

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William H Macy Sweating his Man Boobs

Sweaty William H. Macy is an artist, proof below:

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Last year in January, William H. Macy replaced sweaty Jeremy Piven in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow on Broadway.  As to current projects, you can look for him in House of Re-Animator (2010), The President of the United States (2010), and A Single Shot (2011).

Indeed, a great character actor.  Don’t yeah know?

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Scarlett Johansson Sweating the Press

“I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund”

We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett Johansson married to actor Ryan Reynolds)…

When making the critically acclaimed movie, Match Point, writer and director Woody Allen said of sweaty Scarlett Johansson that she’s “sexually overwhelming.”  Woody Allen continues by stating it was:

“Very hard to be extra witty around a sexually overwhelming, beautiful young woman who is wittier than you are.”

Scarlett Johansson So Lovely With No Sweating

You know what we love about sweaty Scarlett Johansson?  We love that she dislikes it when celebrities thank God or Jesus in award acceptance speeches.  Yes, that’s a huge pet peeve of ours too…  God really cares if you win that football game or get that Golden Globe (sarcasm).

More Scarlett Johansson sweating below:

Spying a Sweat Stain on Sexy Scarlett Johanson

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Gwyneth Paltrow Screen Actors Guild Excessive Sweating

Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything).

Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the seemingly classy and mysterious art girl.  The sort of screen girl you bring home to the fictional uptight parents.  You know, because she’s cute and knows more about 19th century literature than you do.

Back in 2008, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow shed her indie cred and appeared in Iron Man as Pepper Potts, the main character Stark’s closest friend, budding love interest, and business partner after Pepper replaced Obadiah Stane as CEO of Stark Industries.

Gwyneth Paltrow was hesitant to appear in a comic book action film, but she was convinced by Republican actor (there are so few in Hollywood you really have to make note), Robert Downey Jr., the star, and director Jon Favreau.  Sweaty Paltrow recalled a conversation with Downey, saying:

“Robert called me and he said, ‘This is gonna be fun, and this is gonna be good.’ And then he said to me, ‘Don’t you want to be in a movie that people see?’ And I was like, ‘Whoa! What would that feel like?’ And he’s right. Moviemaking is not supposed to be a masturbatory exercise; it’s supposed to be shared by other people.”

Tell that to Pee Wee Herman!  Oh Gwyneth, did you really have to reproduce with Coldplay?

A Face Only a Makeup Counter Would Love: Gwyneth Paltrow Face Excessive Sweating

Perspiring Gwyneth Paltrow is set to be in the sequel to Iron Man, the cleverly named,  Iron Man 2. As to her man, Chris Martin, check the link below for Chris Martin excessive sweating.

All Excessive Perspiration and No Funk, Chris Martin Lets Loose

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Tiger Woods Sweaty Armpits Triumphs in a Hole in Many!

Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions?  What kind of man believes in nothing?  Who doesn’t care about any world issues?  Doesn’t speak out about anything?  What kind of man believes only in sponsorships and winning at a pointless, boring game?   Well, with all of the above, you get a dead on the inside, minority on the outside, bland corporate warrior, Mister sweaty Tiger Woods…

Excessive sweating on the course, excessively sweaty after and off the course!  To say that sweaty armpits Tiger Woods sleeps with anything that moves is an understatement.  List of Tiger Woods girls to follow…

Tiger Woods Shame Sweating!

1. Rachel Uchitel. The VIP club hostess was the first (oh to be the first!) of the women to be linked to Tiger Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has, oh my god, denied the affair.

2. Jamie Grubbs, who is just your average I want to be famous kind of Hollywood girl.

3. Kalika Moquin is some sort of maketing executive for the Bank nightclub, we wonder if she makes bank? This affair came to light in Life & Style magazine, Kalika Moquin replied with an inspiring no comment.

4. Cori Rist was named as another mistress. She has answered, again, inspiringly, with a no comment to allegations of the affair. She is 31 years old.  An awesome former fiance of hers told the media about Cori’s time lost in the Woods, the sweaty, vapid Tiger Woods.

5. Jamie Jungers is an out this world and incredible Las Vegas drink waitress (sarcasm) and is said to have been involved with Tiger Woods for approximately 18 months.  Thems a lot of drinks!

6.) Mindy Lawton is a 33 year old waitress who told her story to the U.K. publication, News of the World. Many have come out publicly to state that they do not believe Mindy Lawton’s Tiger Woods exchange of fluids story.

7. Holly Sampson gave a detailed account of her relationship with Tiger Woods in a video that was

Maybe Future Playboy Model, Mistress and Fame Whore Rachel Uchitel

filmed on May 26, 2009.

8. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8.

9. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9

10. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10.

11. Joslyn James, she has neither confirmed nor denied the rumors.

12. Loredana Jolie, who’s a Playboy model and an escort (does that count as mistress?).  It’s a complicated world these days!

13.  Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 13.

14.  Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 14.

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Alicia Keys Concert Sweating

Girlfriend cant excessive sweat!Oil spill on your sweaty love hills!  Unnatural disaster!

Alicia Keys Concert Boob Sweating

Sweaty Alicia Keys will of course come out with her fourth album this month (December 15th), calling it “The Element of Freedom.”  Fascinating title, not.  The lead song from the album, appropriately titled “Doesn’t Mean Anything,” can be watched below, where you can decide for yourself:

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Totally forgettable.  A nice adult contemporary beat, non-offensive lyrics that are meaningless and overly repetitive, it’ll be a huge hit in the nursing homes!  You can totally see grandma bumping and grinding and working up a sweat to this one.

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Taylor Lautner Werewolf Sweating

Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on his facebook page and we’re glad to promote it for him!

Oh you’re such a dirty, dirty sweaty monster you!

Spoiler alert!  Dude doesn’t get the girl in the second movie, but the dude is basically the star of the movie and well, almost gets her, or rather, could of gotten her…  Go Taylor Lautner, sweaty teenage He-Man!  You’ll get over that brooding vampire lover soon enough.

More Twilight excessive sweating teen stars below:
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart Sweating Like a Chubby Goth Girl in Summer

“Hot Vampire” Sweats?…

Teen Sensation Robert Pattinson Excessively Sweats his New Fame

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Oh my god!  Oh my god! (Scream!) The Twilight Saga:  New Moon star is excessive sweating!  Oh my god!  We love it and can’t wait to see the new Twilight movie.

The sweaty, hormone controlled, inner-teenage girl in us, loved the first move.

Lristen Stewart Excessive Perspiration with Angst

I am excessively sweaty Kristen Stewart, destroyer of worlds!  Can you feel the pent-up sweaty teenage angst?  Can you smell it?  Oh, go out and find me a strong man who isn’t interested in me just for sex and who makes me feel safe, but yet dangerous and powerful!  We should write novels for young teenage girls, we’d make a killing.  But really, we all want a little bit of danger, safety, commitment and power in our lives, it’s not exactly supernatural, it’s probably just human.

For more Twilight sweating, check out fellow teen sensation, sweaty Robert Pattinson:

“Hot Vampire” Sweats?… &  Teen Sensation Robert Pattinson Excessively Sweats his New Fame

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Beyonce Excessive Sweating Stage Presence

Now that’s not very lady-like Beyonce!  Just look at those glistening, sweaty legs, that’s some hard work right there, girl is working it!

This of course, all occurred during a recent tour…  And we’re sure that it was enforced because, how often do you see pictures of Beyonce from the back of the stage?  Like never!

“Beyonce’s costumes are so tiny and her choreography is so complicated that inevitably she sweats,” says an insider. “It looks pretty gross, so no one is allowed to shoot her from that particular angle anymore.”

Beyonce Looking Her Weight in Gold and Sweat Free

Well, we think your caboose is glamourous, sweat or no sweat dawling…  As evidenced by the above picture, proof positive, no?

More Beyonce sweating news below:

Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker

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Ryan Gosling Working Up a Sweat

Ryan Gosling has no formal training in acting and is purely a natural, sweating talent.  You can see some of this talent in one of his more interesting and special performances in the very weird but entertaining movie, Lars and the Real Girl.

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It’s really a fun movie, maybe not for the whole family, not unless you want to sweat through awkward moments with the parental units…

Below is a little Ryan Gosling back sweating for your sweating enjoyment…

Ryan Gosling Excessive Back Sweating

If you’re interested in the whole Real Girls or Real Dolls element of Ryan Gosling’s movie, then check out the beginning of a short documentary on these very real dolls and the people who buy them and, well, date them…  There’s five parts, this is just the first part, we recommend that you watch the whole thing, it’s, well, eye-opening to say the least and will probably get you very sweaty in a sad, weird way.

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We know, you just took a trip to weird city and need to wash your face now…  Go take a walk and think happy thoughts…  Happy thoughts.

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Milla Jovovich Sweating Residentially Out in the Wild

Sweaty Milla, while not the best at chosing roles, is still on the A-list for her part in the Resident Evil movies.

Milla Jovovich looks especially out of this world purposefully lubed up in glistening sweat…

Milla Jovovich Fierce Modeling Sweat

Sweaty Jovovich currently lives in both Los Angeles and New York (so jealous) when she’s not destroying corporate zombies. The actress lives with her fiancé, film writer and director Paul W. S. Anderson (the director of Resident Evil).

The sci-fi director proposed to Jovovich in 2003, but the two separated for a period of time before becoming a couple again. The couple have stated that they “would love to get married, but maybe after the baby.”

On November 3, 2007, Milla Jovovich gave birth to her and Anderson’s first child, a daughter, Ever Gabo Anderson. The child was born at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, California, one day before Jovovich’s due date of November 4.

Sweaty Jovovich was all ready to play Amalia Bezhetskaya in Azazel in 2007, however, with the announcement of her pregnancy early that year, the film was postponed until Summer of 2008. Later in 2008 Milla will star in David Twohy’s A Perfect Getaway with Kiele Sanchez, Timothy Olyphant, and Steve Zahn. The movie is a thriller about a newlywed couple (Milla and Zahn) on their honeymoon in Hawaii who run into two hikers who turn out to be vicious killers. Always with the killing… And the zombies. And never enough of the excessive love.

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Nadine Velasquez Sweating Into Our Hearts

Beautiful and sweaty Nadine Velazquez while exotic, is from the Midwest, Chicago, Illinois, to be exact. She’s of Puerto Rican descent and was sent to Notre Dame High School for Girls. We’d love to see a movie about that place…

Nadine Velasquez No Sweat

Sweaty Nadine Velasquez isn’t just all excessive perspiration perfection, she’s got brains, not that any of you dear readers are zombies, we mean brains as in smart! She’s got a BA in marketing, we’re totally sold.

The sweaty girl’s performed in the 2004 film “Blast!”, the TV movie “The Last Ride” and the 2006 release “House of the Dead II”. However, she currently stars in the extremely overrated NBC series “My Name Is Earl” as Catalina Aruca.

Nadine’s appeared on the January 2006 cover of “Stuff,” and was named #39 in the annual “Maxim Hot 100 list.” We really don’t understand how all of these Men’s magazines stay in business, but who’s complaining? We love the soft-core

Sweaty Velasquez was also originally cast as Fernando Sucre’s girlfriend Maricruz Delgado in the FOX series “Prison Break” but acquired a role in “My Name Is Earl” instead. She can be seen briefly on the “Prison Break” set in a featurette on the show’s first season DVD set.

Nadine is also advocate for beauty, she was one of the judges in the Miss Universe 2008 beauty pageant. She can judge us anytime…

Nadine Velasquez No Sweat But All Sexy

Dear Celebrity Sweating reader, if you’re in love, you can also see more of sweaty Nadine Velazquez in the star-studded monologue show “Skirts & Flirts.” Nadine’s latest film roles have been “War” with Jet Li and Jason Statham, and in the Oxygen Network’s original television movie “Husband for Hire.” We’re available sweating Nadine Velazquez, and we’ll work for free.

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Perfect Barbie Marrissa Miller Sweats Victoria's Pits

There’s so much pressure on those armpits from the center, of course they’re bursting with extra sweating!

Marisa Miller Excessive Sweating at the Beach

Can you believe that you’re looking at a thirty year old sweaty woman? Yeah, life isn’t fair. Life is harsh and unremitting in it’s brutality and then you get old and wish there was more life left… But there are wondrous things such as Marissa Miller who’s appeared on every issue of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues for the last six years. Perspiration pits Barbie has also recently topped Maxim’s list of world’s sexiest women, beating Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and other celebrity babes…

Sweaty Marisa Miller is joining Victoria’s Secret’s all-star team as its latest fully accessorized and talented beauty. Fellow team members include sweat inducing Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Karolina Kurkova among many other too hot for porn sweaty beauties…

This perfume thing is perspiration pits Marisa Miller’s first adventure with Victoria’s Secret as Very Sexy Dare will be on sale at Victoria’s Secret flagship store in New York in September of this year… We wonder if it smells like Barbie plastic and sweat? We kind of hope that it smell like Marissa Miller sweating after a long bikini jog on the beach… Bloggers can dream, right?

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Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn’t mix… Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman has lost being the face recently, as after 2009, the Australian chameleon will no longer be representing the iconic fragrance Chanel No. 5. Did she lose her face? No, she still gives good face. Is it all of the Kidman public excessive perspiration? Maybe.

Is it her marriage to Keith Urban? Most definitely. Country Music and high fashion mix as well as a turd in a punch bowl at prom.

If anyone can explain Keith Urban’s appeal, please do, because we only see the most pretentious of douche bags, but hey, we think country music ended with Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. But maybe we’re just sweaty fools who just don’t understand this new fangled country music…

However, ons last thought, if she could reproduce with Keith Urban, why adopt with Tom Cruise? (Probably because she actually thought he loony tunes 24/7?)

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Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult

Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man

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Sweaty and hot, Hilary is in Brazil on some sort of tour…

After being forced to watch her music videos, we have a few things to say.

There, we’ve vented and aren’t so depressed anymore, let’s continue with the sweat talk with some more Hilary Popstar Muff.

Glowing, sweaty Hilary Duff, all production and no value, basically a pornstar with a mediocre voice and a better upbringing…

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The active ingredient in red bull is Chuck Norris sweat – 10%

Chuck Norris is so Hot he makes The Devil sweat!

Chuck Norris’s sweat has burned holes in concrete.

Chuck Norris is made of 94% perspiration, 4% electricity and 2% butterscotch ripple.

When Chuck Norris sweats, everyone shits themselves in a ten mile radius.

Chuck Norris’ excessive sweating cures cancer in laboratory mice, in humans, the perspiration is sun-dried and made into a pill called Organic Viagra.

If you combined baking soda and Chuck Norris sweat, you can create a more addictive form of Crack or Meth.

Chuck Norris didn’t invent steroids; they are a purified form of the sweat off of his hat band.

Chuck Norris’s chest perspiration is a natural steroid that increases muscle mass 200 times.

When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn’t sweat, he glows.

Global warming is just another way of saying that Chuck Norris is sweating.

The Amazon Rain Forest is Portuguese for Chuck Norris’ sweaty armpits.

‘Sweating bullets’ is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

We actually think Chuck Norris is kind of a sweaty, hairy douche bag, but we think this recent internet fueled Chuck Norris revival is really entertaining. Honestly, how can you like a man who endorses a crooked ex-preacher, homophobe for president (Mike Huckabee)? Just not cool Chuck… Stay out of politics and stick to being a cheesy has-been.

Chuck Norris sans body hair and clothes, never looked any batter than above.

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Two guys are talking and one says to the other: “What would you do if the end of the world was in 3 minutes time?” The other one says, “I’d sh*g everything that moved…What would you do?” And he says, “I’d stand perfectly still.”

We’d stay dead still, but we’d sweat a little (that’s because we’re kinda sluts).

Sweaty Billy Connelly on reality TV and well, stupidity:

Celebrity Sweating agrees with Mr. Connolly (indeed, trim the herd!). Billy is a wise man, check out his thoughts on Bill Gates…We cried, laughed and sweat out pure joy…

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Miss England 2004, Danielle Lloyd, was of course stripped of her title (no pun intended) when it was found that she had improper sweaty relations with one of the pageant’s judges and for posing for Playboy.

Sleeping with pageant judges, what a clever, sneaky girl… Who says models aren’t smart? Well, this sweaty Barbie thought that Winston Churchill was America’s first black president. At least she’s progressive. Well, maybe not… After making what most consider racist comments on Britian’s version of Celebrity Big Brother she lost six figure contracts and her pageant judge boyfriend, Teddy Sheringham.

Danielle’s sweating problem was reportedly so bad that she decided to have a bit of the Botox injected into her armpits to cure her possible hyperhidrosis. Botox injections disable the sweat glands but often times lead to more sweating in other areas of the body.

Danielle said: “I had Botox in my armpits to stop me sweating. When I’m going out and I’ve got a nice dress on, I don’t want to be waving to people with a big sweat patch under my arm and get snapped by the paparazzi.

“Sometimes I wonder about the health effects of having Botox injected there but I don’t sweat so I don’t really care to be honest!”

We’re in sweaty love.

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Panic at the Disco’s perspiration filled press conference was to announce that they, oh my god Becky, are headlining the Honda Civic Tour. Could you imagine David Bowie headlining the Ford Pinto Tour in the late 70′s? I mean what kind of sweaty douchebags sign on for the Honda Civic Tour? The kind that know that they suck and want to cash out as quickly as possible. There’s like a ton of different ways to make money in the music game, if a sponsor isn’t right for your image, well, there are other sponsors… These guys might as well whore themselves on Sunset Boulevard because you can’t really sellout any less transparently. Oh yeah, did we say that they’re sweaty douchebags?

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Leona Lewis is still dating the boy next door after all of her fame and success, what a sweaty sweetheart. The X Factor alumni will be coming to Americon Idol in 2008 after conquering Britian for the last year. She hopes to jump start her American Popstardom with the exposure on the show. With American Idol going down the tubes in the ratings and relevance, we’re not so sure that’s a good idea…

Look at the sweaty girl’s thighs and calves… She’s not going to be conquering America with those meaty beasts…

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We think history will be kinder to excessive sweating Little Richard than quite possibly the worst vice president in history. Sweaty Little Richard, we love you and your music and this Rock’n'Roll thing that you helped start, god bless your heart. However, use a little antiperspirant for your hyperhidrosis or excessive perspiration the next time you hang out and jam with Stevie Wonder, Stevie’s blind but we’re pretty sure he can smell…

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