Category Archives: Sweaty Star

Excessive Beyonce Knowles Sweats Her Babymaker

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 16, 2007
Has anyone ever asked the question whether brown spandex goes with fake diamonds and sweet-spot over-sweating? We seriously doubt that she has really thought about it either, we seriously doubt that Beyonce thinks about anything. We do know that she sweats about a lot of stuff however… Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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There’s a Party in Lindsay Lohan’s Sweaty Pants?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 8, 2007
We’re not quite sure what this is, but of course, we think it could be interesting (meaning it could be celebrity sweating). Or do we just like to point out her crotch like “The Socialite Life” says in their post. It’s most likely a spilt drink, but maybe Lindsay Lohan has a sweating problem? It’s [...]
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What a Drunk and Sweaty Hassle: One Perspired and Drunk David Hasselhoff Gets Life Lessons from Young Daughter

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 3, 2007
Hairy and ridiculously sweating David Hasselhoff just can’t recover from the co-dependant relationship he had with his talking lower-level sports car, Kitt. Oh David, we know you’re going through some hard times, we too would like a benevolent GM built, supped up, working man’s Porsche with lasers covering our backs. But get over it, stop [...]
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Ashlee Simpson, Part 2: Lip-Synching Sweat with Monstrous Tongue

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 25, 2007
Ashlee oh-my-god-my-boobs-will-never-be-big-enough Simpson just loves to taste the sweaty air around her. Yes, we are scared, impressed and intrigued by Ashlee Simpson’s tongue and her sweaty wetness as well. In this update to our recent Ashlee Simpson sweat-a-lot post, Miss Simpson shows us how truly charming she is: Ashlee, we know it’s tough to live [...]
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Where Streets Have No Sweat, Bono Wants to Take Shelter from Himself

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 17, 2007
Thick pockets Bono, who’s band was once half of Ireland’s economy, is excessively sweating while talking to an old, rich white dude with money (probably). Oh Mr. Successful Capitalist, important old white dude, give my organization some money, please, and excuse my extreme arena rock sweating! Needy palms Bono, who has never been documented giving [...]
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Grey’s Sweaty Anatomy, Katherine Heigl Highlights Her Assets

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 16, 2007
Dr. Izzy Stevens, Glamazon with intent, Katherine Heigl, has some leaky fun bags or some sweaty “sugar tits,” as everyone’s favorite creepy religious uncle, Mel Gibson likes to say. It’s like super tough to be at the Emmys and negotiate contracts with networks after you’ve become one of TV’s it girls. Word of wisdom girlfriend, [...]
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Is Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Sweating with Big Sweaters?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 15, 2007
US Magazine reports that last year, during the last throes of a sweaty, hot summer and the early beginnings of a warm fall, miss born to be desktop wallpaper, Jessica Simpson wore some rather curious clothes. What dare say, is Miss Simpson hiding? Well, after seeing her significance-seeking, antiperspirant-busting sister, Ashlee Simpson in concert, we [...]
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Britney Spears Auditions for 3 Roles in a Modern Remake of the Adams Family

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 8, 2007
Retarded distant southern relative, who’s jail bait, excessively sweating “Cousin It” who’s pregnant and a meaningless “Uncle Fester” are the roles that are destined for sweaty, has-been Britney. Oh Britney, why must you constantly turn “white trash wins lottery” into a modern day ‘bible of fame?’ And you’d think, with unlimited money, time and means [...]
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Ashlee Simpson Lip-Synching Sweat

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 4, 2007
Yes, I would I agree with those who think that Ashlee Simpson looks, like, really good here. One would almost say, ‘glowing’ rather then sweating… Some people can pull off a little excessive sweating here and there, especially those of us who are ‘paid to look good’. Lip-synching is like super hard dude, especially when [...]
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Kelly Osbourne, Remember The Alamo?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 26, 2007
‘What you say?’ does Kelly Osbourne have to do with the Alamo? Nothing really, except that her dad peed on the Alamo and caused ‘some kinda ruckus’ down there in Texas. We tried to think of something, really we did, for like a super long time… Anyways, Kelly Osbourne has some kinda sweating problem and [...]
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Britney Spears Leakage

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 19, 2007
Britney Spears just can’t keep anything inside. Britney’s “inner turmoil” is ‘busting out’ in every which way that is practically possible. We don’t think she needs a posh treatment center, she needs a spiritual physicist of sorts to get her sweating and wayward particles aligned and most importantly, contained. In an April of 2006 posting, [...]
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