Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!
Published by admin January 9th, 2007 in Fear of Sweat, Paris Hilton, Table Dancing.Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all!
According to “Actress Archives,” Paris insists on dancing on table tops and other platforms of nightclubs because she has a weird thing about sweat. She’s afraid of other people’s profuse sweating! She’s afraid of excessive sweating, camcorders, reading, meaning, thinking and eating which leaves few of life’s treasures. Oh, how does she go on?
It’s okay Paris, that’s exactly why I also dance on table tops, that and the fact that we’re very, very drunk.
Panicked by perspiration, Hilton explains, “I dance on the banquettes, just below the tables because I don’t want to be on the dancefloor with everyone sweating on me. It’s gross.”
“I hate sweat. It grosses me out. Sweaty guys gross me out. I just don’t want to be near sweat in a club.”
Totally Paris, totally. Paris thinks sweating is not hot, we would tend to disagree.
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4 Responses to “Paris Hilton Table-Top Dances to Stay Away from the Icky Sweating Masses!”
- 1 Pingback on Apr 2nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
- 2 Pingback on Jul 8th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Paris Hilton doesn’t get sweaty dancing on those tables? Oh, of course her own sweat is fine but it’s the filthy crowds, let them eat cake Paris Hilton says… She’s such a reluctant star (sarcasm warning).
I don’t blame her! Excessively sweating guys on the dancefloor is actually more gross than seeing up her skirt while she dances on those tables.