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Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning

Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here.  It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out! Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working [...]
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TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

L. Ron Hubbard sent Tom Cruise a message telling the freaky ex-superstar to “stop using antiperspirants as they will ruin your career and little, microscopic life forms will feed off of your fame, reducing you to a washed up cult freak.” We think the message was sent a little late. Dancing like he’s up for [...]
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Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country

Completely sane, authentic and lovable, Tom Cruise sweats an embargo by the country of Germany. The Germans just don’t understand Scientology or why Tom Cruise is perspiring excessively lately (probably because his whole life is a frick’n sham?). Link or Bookmark to: Hide Sites
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