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Ashton Kutcher Sweating the Jungle: Watch Out for Cougars!

Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild.  Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby… Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day.  The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s [...]
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Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits

Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion.  Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives. Can you feel the mediocrity? [...]
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King of Douche Bags, Adrian Grenier Sweats Hollywood

Sweaty ape, Adrian Grenier, Vincent Chase on HBO’s hit television series Entourage, is out for a nice, healthy, perspiration inducing jog. Naturally people sweat when they are out for a pleasant run, however it seems like Adrian got a little carried away with the hardcore, excessive perspiration. Look at this man’s stomach, his excessive sweat [...]
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Useless, Consistently Sweating Brandon Davis is One Broke MoFo

Useless celebrity hangers-on, sweaty bear Brandon Davis bounces checks to Girls Gone Wild, now that’s low man. Sweaty Bear can often be spotted at events wearing guido-like leather jackets, all the while excessively sweating like he’s going through some new age colon and skin pore cleansing. It’s really quite incredible, Mr. Davis loves the sweaty [...]
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