We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list… It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess! And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress! Oh the times, they are a change’n!
Christina Aguilera Sweating Through Layers and Layers of Makeup
What do we have against perspiration joker face Christina Aguilera? Oh nothing but everything!
Hot Christina Aguilera, No Sweating Here
Yeah, we know, she’s all kinds of hot and sweaty! But she’s even more kinds of mediocre!
If you work in the industry (the entertainment industry) and have dealt with sweaty Christina Aguilera, you know the nightmare of insecurity and power that is today’s vapid pop princess. For example, she demands makeup on all of her parts… Yes, her arms, legs, everything and this was even back when she was a teenager…
And her music? It’s most likely used to torture terrorists somewhere, True Hollywood Story. But it’s all okay, because she’s now graduated to celebrity mom and you can also see her on some highly annoying commercials lately.
In the GQ issue where she appears on the left, sweaty Christina Aguilera expressed disappointment in fellow singer Mariah Carey, saying that Carey ”was never cool to me.”
Christina Aguilera continues the story with:
“One time we were at a party, I think she got really drunk, and had really derogatory things to say to me.”
Mariah Carey then of course released a statement: ”It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name at this time to reinvent past incidents for promotional gain.”
Christina Aguilera then responded by saying, “My intentions were not to upset Mariah with any statements published or taken out of context. I have all the respect in the world for her.”
We really don’t like either popstar, but we really don’t like Mariah Carey… And think she’s even trashier than Christina Aguilera, but we love a meaningless sweaty celebrity battle!
Here’s one of her recent songs… Get it, she’s knows how to press buttons, how cute!
Yes, all kinds of meaninglessness… And you can’t have that time back.
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Christina Aguilera is such a very beautiful and talented young lady. I like the way she is bringing back that 40′s era of time music. And what a perfect voice!