Chubby Mariah Carey Sweating into Obscurity Finally

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 28, 2010
Mariah Carey Sweating Her Slow Fade Into Obscurity

Mariah Carey Sweating Her Slow Fade Into Obscurity

Where have all the Cinderella’s gone?  Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life.  For realz dawg.  Sweat life.  Sweat life.

What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal?  Sure, great voice, and used to be a serious hottie who made men sweat everywhere, but that was like a decade ago.

Now Mariah Carey is a recently married sweaty cougar who also happens to be the 6th richest woman in entertainment.

Classy Mariah Carey, No Sweat Out in the Wild

Classy Mariah Carey, No Sweat Out in the Wild

Here’s a Mariah Carey video, circa 2008.  It says everything that needs to be said about how somebody comes from being an inspirational story, bring oneself up from basically nothing, to a tasteless, vapid, sweaty has-been…

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Can you say lame?  Really?  Are nerdy white guys really dreaming about Mariah Carey (she was 38 when this video was shot)?  Really?

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