Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly

Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man?

Danny Jones Excessive Sweating Armpits Composes All of His Music

If Only Sweaty Armpits Could Sing and Play Guitar

This guy might as well be from Orange County, cause he sucks like the suburbs suck, like Gavin Rossdale from Bush sucked, like all that has ever sucked in the past… Oh, this guy, and McFly sucks like a huge vapid black hole of sucking, a whole gigantic vortex of nothingness sucking, but somehow sweating while sucking.

This guy has obviously more talent in his sweaty armpits then in his head and hands. Yeah brah, rock on in that pink shirt dude, you’re so awesome the way you sing those love songs, dude, yeah, keep riding that wave of mediocrity. Go back to the suburbs like the leftover sprawl of mediocrity that you are.

Danny Jones Sweaty Hair is So Rocking

Danny Jones Sweaty Hair is So Rocking

Sweaty dude who’s sweating still sucks (and he’s making our thinking suck). Seriously, who listens to this crap? Of all the great music being made today and yesterday, why does Pop Punk or this kind of Pop Rock even exist? This crap makes use sweat from frustration like nothing else, we’d love to kill this genre with fire.

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3 Comments

  1. Posted January 25, 2009 at 2:46 am | Permalink

    T’s normal for him to sweat… being a guitarist needs to be energetic..

  2. Jennie
    Posted May 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm | Permalink

    For God’s sake, you’re just a bitter nobody, who envies other people because they’re better than you! So you better suck it up Princess, just because Danny Jones was able to make it big and you weren’t, doesn’t mean that you have to start slagging him off.

  3. lovely90
    Posted May 18, 2010 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    ohh what the F….!!HE’S NOT A DOUCHE BAG..U ARE FOR SURE!IS OFFEND PEOPLE THE ONLY THING U CAN DO IN YOUR LIFE!!??? I GUESS IT IS.
    AND BY THE WAY..HE IS AMAZING. MCFLY AS WELL..SO SHUT THE F.. UP

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