Excessive Degrees of Sweating Kevin Bacon

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 12, 2007

Squirt from the eighties, Kevin Bacon sweats excessively, in a moment of self-reflection. Sweaty Kevin Bacon’s six degrees away from everyone, so you’d think that he could get some fresh roles in Hollywood…

Excessive Degrees of Sweating Kevin Bacon


Kevin’s pondering ‘when did it all end’ and ‘damn, I should of put on some antiperspirant today.’ Or Perhaps Mr. Bacon is thinking, ‘who am I? What is this wetness under my arm? Why can’t it be the eighties again? Am I going to be in the new remake of Footloose?’

The eighties came back, but left Kevin Bacon to his perspiration and to his six degrees. Recently Kevin bacon is known for sweatless, character roles than leading man stuff, a strategic move that has brought him back from the Hollywood cementary of obscurity. We miss the Footloose roles, new kid in town takes down the town caveman laws by dancing his way into everyone’s hearts. Now if we could only send one Kevin Bacon to each Iraqi town, the price of a gallon of gas would so go down, like totally… And we of course would also be sweating a lot less.

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