Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 20, 2007

Sweaty and waning in significance, Madonna has always been a chameleon, even adopting accents here and there. As of late however, the sweat seems to be of the excessive, post-menopausal variety (perhaps it’s her collection of pharmaceauticals in her medicine cabinet).

Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age


Oh Madonna, you’re simply getting lame, you’re even being upstaged on the global theatre by Angelina Jolie. Madonna can’t even adopt babies correctly.

Justin Timberlake? Really? That’s who you’ve hired to reinvigorate your recording career? The white guy who actually wants to be the suburban, noncontroversial version of Michael Jackson? You couldn’t call up someone with real credibility? Someone who doesn’t advertise date-rape at a Super Bowl? You used to glow in earlier popstar times, but now you just sort of sweat excessively…

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Fade away quietly Madonna, fade away dryly, with reasonable, tasteful sweating…

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2 Comments

  1. yoyo000
    Posted November 18, 2007 at 11:33 am | Permalink

    ohhhh please you miserable, sweaty son of a btich*
    she is MADONNA

    she will never fade or go away.

  2. JARS277
    Posted December 15, 2007 at 10:12 am | Permalink

    How sad. People like whichever sad creature had the urge to write this hate on Madonna because she’s more important than hm/her/it.

    Awwwh.

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