Excessive Sweating Madonna Proves Global Warming is Real with Wet Monsoon Pants

Kabbalah victim Madonna (or is Kabbalah being victimized by Madonna?) has an instance of the excessively sweaty leaky pants in London. Oh Madonna, why do you need religion when you’re a excessive perspiration pop god on this planet?

Madonna Excessive Sweaty Divorcee Pants

Proving that it’s really hard to fade away softly or with any level of grace, extra-sweaty Madonna just loves the PR, any and all PR. Madonna’s people or minions have been sweating, while working overtime spreading rumors of an affair or extra-special friendship with Alex Rodriguez, otherwise known as A-Rod. Yes, Madonna only has relationships with dudes with macho names or nicknames (Guy Ritchie, Sean Penn, A-Rod), we do not know why this is, if you have theories, let us know.

Anyways, back the A-Rod and sweaty Madonna, this thing is retarded. It makes no sense. This is how the celebrity world works, it’s all cloak and daggers to get into the tabloids, because fake sweaty celebrity news is good sweaty celebrity news, and in the end, everyone makes money…

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  1. Joki
    Posted March 1, 2009 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    Madonna ist eine starke Frau, dass die auch schwitzt an Bein und Arm, das ist doch ganz normal …….

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