Still closeted comedian and actor, Andy Dick, was seen with excessive sweating all over his shirt and young midwestern gay boys all over his drunk ass. If Andy Dick was in GOP politics, this kind behavior would be normal, but in the celebrity world, getting all sweaty with young boys in the middle of no where is only healthy if you’re a Scientologist. And besides, why are you still in the closet Mr. Dick? Like everyone knows that you’re gayer than a Republican senator taking a really long time in the stall next to you. We hear your foot tapping Mister, but we’re not replying, no way. Back to Andy Dick, here’s the evidence…
Excessively Perspiring chest and armpits, and gay boys aside, Andy Dick is sort of all washed-up, even fellow comedians hate him enough to throw him around, cue Jon Lovitz link. Yeah, so not only does he suck, no pun intended, he’s kind of a sweaty jerk outside of gay nightclubs too.
Look at all of that extreme sweating. By the looks of it, maybe there was some group bathroom activity that would make any Republican Congressman or Senator proud, sweaty and envious. The sound of one hand clapping is similar to the sound of one’s showbiz career waving good bye, which is also similar to the sound of a tree falling when no one’s around to hear, oh god, stop us before we kill again!
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Hey, too funny, I always thought that sweaty dude was a “dick”. Just rubs me the wrong way. He’s not funny, just rude, which can sometimes be funny, but often can get really annoying fast, like sweating too much…
well he is openly bi….duh.