Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn’t mix… Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman has lost being the face recently, as after 2009, the Australian chameleon will no longer be representing the iconic fragrance Chanel No. 5. Did she lose her face? No, she still gives good face. Is it all of the Kidman public excessive perspiration? Maybe.

Is it her marriage to Keith Urban? Most definitely. Country Music and high fashion mix as well as a turd in a punch bowl at prom.

If anyone can explain Keith Urban’s appeal, please do, because we only see the most pretentious of douche bags, but hey, we think country music ended with Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. But maybe we’re just sweaty fools who just don’t understand this new fangled country music…

However, ons last thought, if she could reproduce with Keith Urban, why adopt with Tom Cruise? (Probably because she actually thought he loony tunes 24/7?)

Enjoy more Kidman sweating:

Nicole Kidman Excessive Sweats Like a Scientologist in a Polygamist Mormon Cult

Nicole Kidman Sweats Like a Full Grown Man

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“Did I put antiperspirant on?”

“Do I suck so much that I’m beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?”

We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores.

Somebody’s going to get fired. What the hell is Madonna suppose to be doing in the above image? We know she doesn’t smell good, but does she have to advertise her overly sweaty armpits to the world?

You know you’re old when you have no bloody idea what the hell is cool anymore and you have to hire people to put “cool” on you like it’s some kind of alien idea. All the money in the world isn’t going to make Madonna relevant or hip once again, because the sweat-prone former Popstar can only rent cool, she can only date hipness, because to her, real culture is a cheap whore that she visits every time she has a new album out. But honey, it isn’t. Real culture is knowing who you really are and how it relates to the outside world. Cool is figuring out something awesome for yourself, in relation to you and what you believe in and sharing it with the world. Justin Timberlake isn’t cool, he’s not even close. Oh sweating, failing Madonna, why must you continue to torment the world?

If you had any idea of what’s good in music, you would of teamed up with Daft Punk, Boyz Noize, or Kanye West… But you continue to suck in your old woman sweaty way…

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The question concerning the very sweaty, very jewish phenomenon of Woody Allen is that now that he and Soon-Yi Previn are married with two adopted daughters, will Woody leave Soon-Yi when those two daughters are ready to harvest?

We kid, we kid, we love sweaty pits Woody Allen and would wreck any home for him as well. The dude kind of rocks, and his movies, most of them, are amazing. And some day, we’ll want some young pretty little young adult to jump-start the last of our days. We understand Woody, but put some antiperspirant on, you’re no spring chicken.

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What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney Spears other Celebrity Sweating appearances are indicative, then this is just another excessive sweating Britney moment. You think the paparazzi leeches would pass her some antiperspirant every once in a while, but they just suck the filth that comes to the top…

Good news for the sweating, clothes-challenged former Popstar however, as the Los Angeles prosecutors are refusing to file charges for the Britney Spears incident where she ran over some over zealous paparazzi’s foot.

After reviewing police records and a videotape of the incident last year, Deputy District Attorney Joseph D. Shidler wrote Friday that the “only way the victim’s foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location.“ The photographer, who was not identified in the report, filed a criminal complaint against Spears in early May, nearly six months after the alleged incident. The report describes Spears’ as “driving at an extremely slow rate of speed and in a straight path.“ Spears told police she didn’t remember the incident, and prosecutors believed her. “There was much commotion and noise at the time and there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what happened,“ she said.

We don’t think perspiring Britney is essentially a bad person, trashy and really stupid yes, evil, no…

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Oh look, we’re exporting sweating comedy bombs to Australia!

Ah, sweaty Jack black, you do however have many a redeeming performance, first there’s of course, your band, Tenacious D, secondly, the movie, School of Rock, and lastly, countless other small performances here and there on TV and in movies.

Does it all balance out, yeah, we guess… Sometimes we just like to hate on someone, usually someone really sweaty, but Jack Black, you’re just alright, and we can live with that.

Now if we found out you’re a greedy, little boy molesting Republican, well, we’ll start the hate machine up real fast…

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“I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy.”

Ah, but who cares about “sweating bullets” when you create a whole new set of problems by augmenting your starved face (and possibly Lara Flynn Boyle’s body) with some plastic surgery in Texas.

The once-in-a-time major babe, Lara Flynn Boyle suffers from skinny-girl disease, where you lose your face by starving yourself… She really wasn’t looking so aged, but now she looks like one of those post-op freak shows.

Poor Lara Flynn Boyle, you were so hot in Twin Peaks and The Practice, you really made us sweat, but now you’re just sweaty Jack Nicholson’s ex-girlfriend who’s had some major and awful plastic surgery afterwards.

And dollface, Kanye’s not going to write a song to this trajedy.

Enjoy some of Lara Flynn Boyle’s sexy past:

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These progressive and forward-thinking, sweaty, techno Eurotrash hippies have this to say:

“We face automobile traffic with our naked bodies as the best way of defending our dignity and exposing the unique dangers faced by cyclists and pedestrians as well as the negative consequences we all face due to dependence on oil, and other forms of none-renewable energy.”

Amen naked brother and sister, amen, and what are you doing later? Want to catch a drink or something?

The event was held in the Spanish capitol of Madrid on Saturday, June 7th, coincidentally, sidewalk and car traffic seemed to have increased on this very same Saturday as well. Hmmmm… Now that’s change we can believe in!

More from the “World Naked Bike Ride” website:

Cycling seems so much more fun now, and for a good cause, what a beautiful place the world is and can be. To add more sweating, fleshy beauty, here’s the Queen cover for “Fat Bottom Girls” in higher resolution for all of you curious types. Enjoy.

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It looks like The Rock could be growing some sweaty moss soon, so he’s totally going to need that ridiculous Conan sword (a rolling stone gathers no moss?). That was our fortune cookie last night, so we had to go with it…

We don’t really have much to say about the sweaty monumental dude, seems alright, except for that whole speech thing at the Republican convention in 2000, yeah, The Rock is or used to be a Republican, yeah, totally gross, but everyone makes mistakes. Here’s The Rock doing what he does best, roll around on the matt and act like he’s in extremely sweaty mortal combat.

Yeah, sweaty wrestling, so obviously real, as real as a christian baptist minister on holiday.

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What is with musicians and popstars today? Every time they need to prove themselves they work “together” with other talent, in this case, douche bag Justin Timberlake, so that they can come out with the best album ever! (Sarcasm) It didn’t work for Michael Jackson, and it hasn’t worked for anyone since…

Check out the video for “4 Minutes.”

What the hell is this song about? What’s with Justin’s fake Michael Jackson vocals? Toss us the extra strength antiperspirant because we’re drenched with a kind of angry excessive sweating frustration. Sweaty Madonna, just fade away, quickly… Like the Clintons, you used to be so cool, now you’re just a miserable failure tainting your former glory… And the sucking doesn’t end with music, sweaty Madonna has to prove she sucks in all art forms…

Remember “Filth and Wisdom?” Yeah, Madonna, get back in the limousine, and drive far away where you can’t prove how much more you suck with any further embarrassments.

Sorry about that, yeah, we know, it’s like Madonna sweat all the cool out of herself and can’t figure out what’s interesting anymore.

For more sweaty Madonna posts:

Why is Madonna Sweating
Excessive Madonna, Sweats Excessively in Her Old Age

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The former boxer and fooballer, Liam Neeson is no stranger to excessive sweating, being competitive in all physical arenas he’s dabbled in.  Poor Liam, it’s tough being a human being and a celebrity…

The huge wet spot might just be someone spilling a drink on the old lad, who knows. Liam, we loved you in Schindler’s List. Leave it to Steven Spielberg (the recent king of bland family movies) to make a somewhat uplifting film about the Holocaust…  In reality, however, it is one of Spielberg’s best films and Liam should have one an Oscar for his portrayal of Oscar Schindler.  We get sweaty shivers every time we think about that last scene where Oscar Schindler breaks down, realizing that his remaining luxuries could of been traded for more Jewish lives…

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Something’s lost in translation here above and we think that someone’s going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn’t sound appealing on an international level, on any level really… Andy in other international excessive sweating news, the London Underground was totally taken over by an internet-organized rave…

On June 1st, the London transport system was heavily disrupted overnight as thousands of internet randoms held a spontaneous and unauthorised “drinks party” on underground trains before an alcohol ban went into effect.

The key Circle Line which serves some of the capital’s most exclusive districts was shut down as thousands of people gathered for a booze-up on Tube trains after being rallied by social networking websites.

“There are problems on the Circle Line and it has been stopped,” a London Transport Police spokesman said.

David Mudkips, a 25-year-old computer programmer, described the experience on one of the trains packed with revellers as: “Like rush hour but fun. There were people’s sweaty armpits in my face but I didn’t care because I was drinking.”

Yeah, there are very few situations where sweaty armpits in our faces are pleasant, enjoyable events, but we guess random party sweat from stranger is better than bottled dog sweat…

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Ché Magazine, unlike it’s namesake, is hardly revolutionary in the men’s magazine world, however, they do have some rather kickass sweaty sexist advertisements, but who’s complaining? We at Celebrity Sweating certainly are not.

Check out the larger version of sweaty the see-through deliciousness that is a, that is, if you choose to break a sexy sweat:

For less sweaty but almost as fantastic advertisements, check out more scandalous but charming Ché Magazine ads below:

Looks like Ché Magazine has a bit of an ass fixation? But don’t we all…

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How big of a sweaty douche bag is Sammy Hagar?

Sammy Hagar is an avid Republican, supporing and donating to Bush and Cheney in 2003. Yeah, he supports torturers, liers and criminals who steal from ordinary hardworking people, Rock ‘n’ Roll dude! How can one person be such a sweaty douche bag?

See the thing is, David Lee Roth parachuted into a Van Halen concert. That’s right, he landed on stage and then the show started, if that doesn’t make you sweat awesomeness, if that’s not badass, what is? How can any sweaty curly-haired, clown-look-alike think he could replace David Lee Roth? He can’t and didn’t, Van Halen sucked after Roth left and sweaty pits Hagar continues to suck to this day.

That was one of Roth’s big ideas. I’m not even sure why, but he said, ‘Let’s parachute into the (Anaheim) stadium.’ Of course, we couldn’t do it ourselves, so we hired four professional sky divers to to jump out of an airplane before our set. The idea was that we would wear identical gear and run on stage and pretend it was us that jumped out of the plane. So there we were, wearing these crazy, heavy outfits, sweating our balls off, waiting for the sky divers to come down so we could jump on stage. It was silly, and it almost turned into a complete catastrophy, because while we were trying to get out