http://www.celebritysweating.com All about excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:00:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The excessive sweating "half-hearted" follower of Scientology, Nicole Kidman shows a little back sweat while pregnant below: Back in 2004, almost half a decade after the odd Tom Cruise years, perspiring Kidman became the face of Chanel No. 5. Chanel and Scientology, just doesn't mix... Coincidentally, Sweaty Kidman ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/23/preggers-nicole-kidman-coldly-sweats-after-listening-to-keith-urbans-music-for-the-first-time "What's that turgid salty sweaty smell? " "Did I put antiperspirant on?" "Do I suck so much that I'm beginning to stink like some kind of bad culture black hole?" We think these are the kinds of questions Madonna is asking with the following promotional pic from her army of Photoshop whores. Somebody's going ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/21/sweaty-madonna-discovers-the-smell-of-sucking Purveyor of homewrecking young women, perspiring Woody Allen was caught leaving with some pretty gnarly excessive sweating stains underneath the skin curtains that was once his sweaty armpits. The question concerning the very sweaty, very jewish phenomenon of Woody Allen is that now that he and Soon-Yi Previn are married with ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/20/perspiring-woody-allen-sweat-glands-still-work-for-everything-else-theres-pharmaceuticals While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney's look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell. What the hell is ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/19/perspiring-britney-jean-spears-continues-to-be-a-retarded-sweating-mess Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we've ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson's King Kong, which gave us even more ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/17/the-kind-of-funny-jack-black-excessive-sweats-the-red-carpet "I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy." Ah, but who cares about "sweating ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/16/plastic-surgery-victim-lara-flynn-boyles-sweats-the-tonight-show Sweaty naked Spanish cyclists participated in an orgy of cycling, celebrating the mechanical simplicity of bicycles and the beauty of the perspiring and moving human form. This is a sweaty cause we can get behind, in front of, below, above, and whatever else is possible. Oh those kinky, ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/09/excessivelt-sweaty-sexy-spanish-cyclists-to-tour-madrid-naked-as-god-intended Sweaty Dwayne Douglas Johnson, otherwise known as The Rock, looking more like a sweaty sponge, lets out a some steam and excessive perspiration after a work out below: It looks like The Rock could be growing some sweaty moss soon, so he's totally going to need that ridiculous Conan sword (a ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/07/the-rock-sweats-like-a-gay-club-bouncer-on-bears-only-night Some people really need to get over themselves, some people like the sweaty mess below. Some people like perspired Madonna, who's spent more money on plastic surgery than most people spend on college. Premenopausal Madonna (possibly menopausal) is truly menopausal in the ideas department lately. All we ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/04/plastic-faced-madonna-is-a-sweaty-irrelevant-mess Hey Gramps, need a new diaper? How about some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant? It's really impossible to tell, but either Liam Neeson pissed himself after being told that he has been left behind during the Rapture or that has an unusual case of crotch hyperhidrosis (groin excessive sweating)... The former ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/03/mysterious-fluid-emanating-from-liam-neesons-pants China the next super power? If they're willing to bottle their pet's sweat, then holy hell, we don't have a chance! Something's lost in translation here above and we think that someone's going to get fired, as pet sweat just doesn't sound appealing on an international level, on any level ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/06/02/leaving-nothing-to-waste-china-bottles-dog-sweat-and-other-sweaty-internet-news Ché Magazine has been sexing things up with their sweaty and alluring excessive sweat inducing advertisements. Ché Magazine, unlike it's namesake, is hardly revolutionary in the men's magazine world, however, they do have some rather kickass sweaty sexist advertisements, but who's complaining? We at Celebrity Sweating certainly are not. Check out ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/05/30/che-magazine-makes-us-really-sweaty-with-their-perspiration-fetish-ad Excessive sweating Sammy Hagar could be one of the most mediocre things to ever happen to Rock 'n' Roll. The 80's sweaty version of Avril Lavigne replaced the mythic and amazing David Lee Roth after Van Halen's other band members kicked him out. Soon after the David Lee ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/05/30/perspiration-pits-sammy-hagar-continues-to-suck-with-old-age Is it us or does sweaty Nicole Kidman below look really hot with that excessively perspiring armpit? Is it that doe caught in headlights kind of blank stare? Is it the sweaty babe lost in the journalistic wilderness bewilderment? I guess we're all just suckers for the ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/05/22/nicole-kidman-excessive-sweats-like-a-scientologist-in-a-polygamist-mormon-cult Slippery pits Mandy Moore makes the kind of soul-crushing pop drivel that proves once again, that sweaty teenage girls really do rule the world (at least part of the music world). Stop sweating Mandy, you're life really can't be that difficult. Show up, look pretty, try not to ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/05/16/i-should-really-sweat-less-perspiration-pits-mandy-moore Sweaty-face Renee Zellweger is like some kind of unnatural sweaty disaster, and we don't think anyone's going to clean it up, just like the Exxon Valdez. It's always so cool when huge corporations screw up and then wait for people to die, so that they don't have to pay ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/05/04/renee-zellweger-holy-sweaty-exxon-valdez-face-batman She might be a part of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but she should think of getting some hyperhidrosis antiperspirant for those leaking, swerving excessive sweating shirts. You could mop the floor with those sweaty pits if they were hairy. We really hate to pick on Sweaty Betty, but ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/05/03/hyperhidrosis-and-sweaty-betty-america-ferrera-turn-off-the-armpit-faucets Old-timer, sweaty Steve Martin used to be a wild and crazy guy, now you can catch him sweating his days out in suburbia. But don't get us wrong, sweating Steve Martin is a class act, all the way, and consistently charming, even when perspiring, wet and funky. In ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/04/30/excessive-sweating-steve-martin-sweats-like-a-grandpa-on-to-catch-a-predator Walking and breathing proof that celebrities are mostly boring people, sweaty, beach-loving, Eva Longoria or Eva Longoria Parker, spends some time perspiring on the beaches of Spain. Looking like your average, skinny attractive girl, Eva Longoria got some hot, sweating, pics taken. NBA arm candy and desperate housewife, Eva Longoria likes ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/04/29/sweaty-eva-longorias-perspiring-stardom-sweats-it-out-on-the-spanish-beaches Sweaty Barack Obama sweats some b-ball with Bryant Gumble and HBO Sports, in truly presidential form. [youtube width="425" height="355"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CmvDQK3k2w[/youtube] How can you not love this sweaty bastard? We say that with much love, of course. This guy sounds like the voice of God, capitol sweaty G that is. Frankly, ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/04/28/obama-sweats-gracefully-as-only-futures-presidents-can Look at this sweaty motherf#!ker, he used to be the shit, he was in The Godfather series for the love of god. Look at him, just look at that spot of extreme sweating, this is what's left of a kick-ass life in Hollywood. Sweating in your frick'n pink golf ... http://www.celebritysweating.com/2008/04/19/andy-garcia-people-get-old-start-to-suck-and-excessively-sweat-through-their-pink-golf-pants