We don’t exactly know who or what sweaty Fergie is saluting here, but we think she might be a tad bit nervous about it. We think the perspiration swamps that are underneath her arms are good indicators that ‘all’s not good in da hood.’
Fergie just has so many issues with her fluids. As reported by our prior post, “A River Runs Through Fergie,” Fergie is just an explosion of urine (most likely) and perspiration waiting to happen. Don’t worrie Fergie, being patriotic these days gets us sweaty too with everything that’s going on in the world, but you don’t have to be such a fierce leaker, get’s some excellent antiperspirant yo.
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Go ahead and say what you will; as far as I’m concerned sweaty chicks turn me on! Gimme those drenched pits and I’ll sniff them all day. Hell, I’ll filter my coffee through her shirt! GOD BLESS YOU SWEATY WOMEN!!
Russell, We love you, period. We will continue to dish out the sweaty goods…
fugie needs some better antiperspirant, or some better sweat-concealing clothes. the armpit of her shirt looks inside-out, as if her sleeve is trying to get away from that swampy sweaty mess!
Fergie, was ist denn mit dir passiert, so “nass” und “stinky” kennt man dich gar nicht ……
i want to smell it