Gary Busey Snorts Coke from Anything, Including Sweaty Dogs

One of our all-time personal heros is Gary Busey. The man has it all, he keeps himself dry and sweat free while on his pulpit preaching his way unto the world. No sweat Gary Busey has a sort of zen-like loud dignity to his presence. Blessed with an aging face that only a meth addict can relate to, Gary Busey brings forth his brand of cowboy spiritualism unto the world with awe-inspiring reckless abandon.

Faces of Meth: Gary Busey No Sweaty Dog Will Screw My Coke High

In the world of Gary Busey, we are all just surfaces to possibly snort coke off of, no matter how excessively sweaty we might be or what sweaty species we might be:

I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, “No, Chili! No” So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side — not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It’s not a good flavor coming off the dog.

What’s particularly interesting about the above case of sweaty animal abuse is this is not Gary Busey’s first answer as Paul Semel (interviewer of the stars) says here:

I was interviewing him once and asked him, what’s the craziest thing you ever snorted cocaine off of? He couldn’t think of anything, but afterwards his publicist called me and said, you know that question? And I thought, oh man, they want me to pull the question. But no, they said that Gary remembered he had a better answer for me.

So there you have it, that was Mr. Busey’s second answer, he had to better himself, what an artist. We have to applaud you no sweat Gary Busey, you are an inspiration to the children, they are our future, show them all the beauty they possess inside…

The man has experience protecting the chastity of swine, dirty sweaty filthy swine, from horny goats. The man is an artist. Take that Ryan Seacrest and over-reacting Jennifer Garner, will you ever really have the screen presence this artist does? We think not Mrs. Affleck.

God bless you no sweat Gary Busey.

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