Tofu Sweating George Clooney Up in the Air
We at Celebrity Sweating are not huge fans of PETA, as you have read in the past… Â And it’s not that we don’t support their cause, it’s that we feel there are so many, so very many more worthy causes to support.
PETA just does absolutely insane things and it’s just really hard to take them seriously… Â For example, George Clooney branded sweat tofu?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have actually written George Clooney to pitch the insane idea of Clooney-sweat-flavored tofu. Â The charming and very politically-aware actor we’re sure has a million things to sweat over, other than the insane ramblings of PETA.
PETA believed that the Clooney-tofu – or “CloFu” – would “raise awareness” about the importance of moving away from meat products in one’s diet. The supposed letter asked the A-list actor for permission to inject his sweat into the tofu. Â Gross.
Your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu… CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.
Ingrid E. Newkirk, the president of PETA, is quoted with the above. Â If you do a brief search online for Ingrid E. Newkirk, you’ll find that she has a history of this sort sweat-inducing crazy behavior.
George Clooney No Sweating with Sarah Larson
The good folks at PETA must be smoking some crazy experimental hardcore weed, because they are flying high with this.
PETA even compared the flavor of George Clooney’s perspiration to “gravy.”
We don’t expect to see “CloFu” hitting supermarket shelves anytime soon in human history as George just isn’t down with the Clooney-flavored tofu, after all, he isn’t insane.
“As a mammal, I’m offended,” Clooney remarked.
Smells like chicken?
2 Comments
Hahahaa!!!That’s absolutely funny!! Tofu that tastes like George Clooney! I’m sure that men will be fonder of tofu that tastes like Angelina Jolie!
Can’t help laughing!!! Anyway, as a big George Clooney’s fan, I’m ready to buy and taste this new tofu!