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NOT JUST FOR EXCESSIVELY SWEATY CELEBRITIES:
Recent Pregnant Hollywood Celebrity Baby Posts- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!A-lister star and super celebrity mom, Angelina Jolie, was seen with her adorable daughter Shiloh, and the rest of the world-famous celebrity family, smiling away in Venice, Italy. This family is so cute! The smiley family was on their way to a children’s party on Sunday. Angelina and little 3 1/2-year-old Shiloh met up with celebrity [...] […]
- Naomi Watts Sans Stroller with SashaWhen angels piggyback! Cutest picture ever! Celebrity mom, Naomi Watts is carrying Sasha in such an effortless way, it’s totally angelic. Sasha looks just a wee bit tired as he’s hitching a ride on his famous mom’s back, on March 8th in Manhattan. The pair were also with Sasha’s little baby brother Kai, who’s one [...] […]
- Jenna Elfman Has a 2nd Celebrity Baby BoyCelebrity mom and actress Jenna Elfman has really good timing… In comedy, you sort of have to, it’s like a given. So when Scientologist, Jenna Elfman got pregnant, it was literally perfect, because her character on her hit show Accidentally on Purpose is, of course, also pregnant. Fast forward to now, her character, Billie, is just [...] […]
- Hugh Jackman Takes Daughter to DanceHugh Jackman’s celebrity daughter Ava, a future ballerina? Maybe… Australian heart-throb and celebrity father, Hugh Jackman was having an obvious great time delivering his daughter Ava and her friend to a dance class in Manhattan today, Tuesday, March 9th, in the afternoon. Ava, of course, looked as impossibly cute as ever in that school girl’s plaid skirt […]
- Jamie Oliver is Getting Ready for His Fourth Child!The Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, and his wifey Jools are expecting their fourth child together this September. Jamie shared his excitement about the news on Twitter: “Guess what…..I’m going to be a dad again!!! We’re expecting, so happy, feel very lucky.” Jamie Oliver and Jools already have three children, Poppy Honey, age 8, Daisy Boo, age 6 [...] […]
- Kendra Wilkinson Brings Little Hank to the Playboy MansionFormer TV star and Playboy model, and now celebrity mom, Kendra Wilkinson and her NFL hubby, Hank Baskett, took their son to the Playboy mansion! Kendra Wilkinson, of course, used to be on the hit reality series The Girls Next Door about her life as one of Hugh Hefner’s many girlfriends. Hugh Hefner posted a picture [...] […]
- The Beautiful Truth is that Bree Turner is Expecting a DaughterActress Bree Turner to be a future celebrity mom! Bree Turner from the film The Ugly Truth is expecting her first celebrity baby. The 32-year-old actress’ representative shared with the internet: “Actress Bree Turner and her husband Justin Saliman, Orthopedic Surgeon at Cedars Sinai Hospital, have announced that they are expecting a daughter, due July 2nd. T […]
- Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart Welcome Their Newborn Daughter!Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have finally welcomed their celebrity daughter into the world! Rebecca Gayheart checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles on March 3rd and went into labor. Eric Dane was right by her side the whole time, but no furthur details have been released about the birth or the new baby. Eric shared [...] […]
- Robert Pattinson Wants Babies?Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, current teen heart-throb is currently filming a new movie Remember Me. On the set of the movie, Pattinson shared that five years ago his family pranked him saying: “I’ve always liked the idea of having a younger sibling. My family tricked me about five years ago that my mum was pregnant. I didn’t [...] […]
- Keyshia Cole Welcomes a SonCelebrity Mom, Keyshia Cole, orange never looked so good! R&B artist, Keyshia Cole, has just welcomed her first baby with Cleveland Cavaliers player, Daniel Gibson. The celebrity couple is “proud to announce the birth of their beautiful baby boy, Daniel Hiram Gibson Jr.” The 28-year-old singer shared that she would like to thank all of her fans [...] […]
- Angelina Jolie and Little Shiloh Are All Smiles in Venice!
Homer Simpson has Human Case of the Stress Sweating
The Simpsons Movie keeps on breaking records during one very sweaty box office summer. It opened with a $70 million domestic weekend, the strongest ever for an animated movie. Currently number 2 at the box office with $128 million domestic total after two weeks, The Simpsons Movie keeps kicking sweaty summer ass. During the pre-release promotional blitz, Homer Simpson did an intro for Jay Leno’sThe Tonight Show and quite possibly the dumbest cartoon character ever created, broke out in a stressed induced excessive sweating frenzie. It’s our first cataloged cartoon sweating instance and it’s been a slow week in Celebrity Sweating…
Yeah, so sweaty Homer’s no Conan O’Brien, but we’d say he’s much funnier than the world’s largest chin, Jay Leno, even with bad material. Homer bombs with his opening act, sweats as his arms go numb and then gets escorted out by cartoon Jay Leno security. Jay Leno closes the opening as he asks himself “Why am I sweat’n like this?” Seems to be a current Simpson’s theme as Lisa, in the last part of The Simpsons Movie gets sweaty palms when holding hands with her new Irish crush (sounds like a great soft drink, no? Clean and refreshing, unless you’re a Protestant). If you haven’t seen the movie, go see it, it’s funnier than a vagina clown car.
The above really doesn’t have much to do with anything, it has a little to do with sweating, as giving birth is a sport in this woman’s case, however, we just thought our readers would appreciate no sweat funny tangents every now and then. You’re very welcome.
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