Is Jessica Simpson Hiding Her Sweating with Big Sweaters?

US Magazine reports that last year, during the last throes of a sweaty, hot summer and the early beginnings of a warm fall, miss born to be desktop wallpaper, Jessica Simpson wore some rather curious clothes. What dare say, is Miss Simpson hiding? Well, after seeing her significance-seeking, antiperspirant-busting sister, Ashlee Simpson in concert, we have some ideas…

An Almost Too Modest and Discreet Jessica Simpson

Does Jessica Simpson have a sweating problem? We haven’t found any conclusive evidence yet. However, in the meantime, we offer these pics of one Jessica Simpson all lubed and sweaty for the camera. Just a hint at what this sweating human Barbie could look like underneath the sweaters…

Jessica Simpson’s Sweaty Boobs for the Camera

The Simpson sisters just somehow look good sweating, even if it’s just for the camera or at the pool, notice exhibit B below:

Jessica Simpson, Hot, Sweaty and Very Bothering

Human Barbie, Ex-Nick Lachey Stocking, Jessica Simpson is hot, sweaty and very bothering…

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6 Comments

  1. russell
    Posted April 17, 2007 at 7:15 pm | Permalink

    The smart money says she is! Last year I saw a picture of her in a tabloid magazine ( Star, Enquirer, etc. ) after she finished singing. She looked ridiculously hot in this little barbie doll mini skirt and tiny shirt. The best part was that her back was soaked! Really drenched! And after she sat down it showed her wiping a line of sweat from her cleavage! YOU’VE GOT TO FIND THAT PHOTO!!

  2. Posted April 18, 2007 at 12:00 am | Permalink

    Russell,

    We’ve done a preliminary search on those sources you’ve mentioned and haven’t come up with anything yet for Jessica Simpson excessive sweating. However, we’ve put our best agents on it, just for you!

    Les us know if you can find some pics!

    Celebrity Sweating

  3. russell
    Posted April 19, 2007 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    Hey guys,
    Come to think of it I may have been browsing through this magazine which is supposed to be the british equivolent of “people or us” magazine. I can’t remember the name of it. Sorry, I know I’m not much help but you’ve got to see it!

  4. russell
    Posted April 20, 2007 at 3:45 am | Permalink

    okay, I think I’ve got it; take a look at “OK” magazine. It was an issue that came out either late last year or earlier this year. Really hot and a must see! Jessica in all of her perspiring glory!!

  5. Celebrity Sweating
    Posted April 20, 2007 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    Thanks Russell!

    We’ll check it out and let you know what we can find. Hopefully a sweaty singing Barbie is in our future!

  6. Matt
    Posted June 30, 2008 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    who cares if she is…get a life and stop worrying about it.

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  1. [...] Is she some sort of fluid or sweat sucking vortex (we’re totally not going the sexual route here, don’t get all pervy)? Perhaps Jessica just has some really strong antiperspirant or maybe all of her sweat glands are removed? Jessica, show us some glow baby! We offer this picture of Jessica Simpson in concert with glistening legs, and you can check out our previous post about Jessica Simpson’s sweating or no sweating. [...]

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