Check, collared shiny club shirt, checked.
Check blue jeans, checked.
Check excessive sweating armpit, checked.
Check wussy douchebag, checked.
Pavement muncher, sweaty Jesse Metcalfe is your typical Hollywood douchebag, not an extraordinary douche bag, but a typical one. Better known as sweaty MILF meat from Desperate Housewives, Jesse Metcalfe exudes typical club guy. Pay attention to exhibit B below:
Yeah, two sweaty douchebags and one girl, happens every time… Go back to rehab Jesse.
You can currently see sweaty armpit plagued Jesse Metcalf at mega clubs near you as a paid special guest circuit. If you’re aping Tara Reid, you know you’ve hit the bottom of the Celebrity World.
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