Forget global warming, John Mayer’s excessive sweating could sink Great Britian. Somewhere, an American Indian is crying while John Mayer continues to score insecure girls of a mental age of 13. In all reality, the polar ice caps are less of a danger to the world than the bland, hope-killing music this guy creates. He’s excessively perspiring like he just found out that sensitive white guys totally went out of style 2 years ago.
“Oh, that’s right, I’m really sweaty John Mayer, here I am strolling, checking out the chicks, dude, I bet she’s dumb and insecure enough to like my stuff – ah, wounded prey…”
Sweaty John Mayer you know, is like really deep, just like his ex-girlfriends, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt. John Mayer is about as deep as a 2 AM bar conversation between two people on ecstacy and bad cocaine. Why do we hate? We’re really not haters, this is really the best we have to say about the guy. Really, how many bad love songs does the world need? Okay, okay, and he also excessively sweats like Bigfoot at a gun range. Check out these amazing lyrics:
Boys, you can break
You’ll find out how much they can take
Boys will be strong
And boys soldier on
But boys would be gone without the warmth from
A woman’s good, good heartOn behalf of every man
Looking out for every girl
You are the god and the weight of her world
Jesus H Christ, why don’t you just cut your sweaty nads off and go back in time and sing for the church? How do you look at yourself in the mirror John Mayer? But hey, you’re rich, rock on dude.
Embarrassingly sweaty John Mayer is thinking below, “Yeah, dudes, like all 3 of us are like famous and like, we’re all wearing white shirts, isn’t it great? I should write a song about it.” We agree John, we agree, it can’t be any worse than any of your other songs.
John Mayer just can’t keep his excessive sweating or his feelings inside…
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These pictures are old and umm…find something a bit more interesting to say about him your just blabbering with nothing to say.
Um, Jen, this website isn’t called “super fresh sweaty celebrity pics.” It’s just called “Celebrity Sweating.” Thus, I think they just find excessively sweating celebrity pictures and publish them in one area, it’s called a “niche blog” or a “niche website.”
You sound like a John Mayer fan, that’s cool, but the post is really saying a lot… For example, it’s saying that his lyrics kinda suck and it’s also saying that John Mayer’s music is kinda for insecure teenage girls… Um, whether or not that’s true, the post is saying something…
Peace out.
Hmmmmmm, So he cant control his sweat glands.They do make soap and water. and I am sure he uses it from time to time.. lol
OK! so he is checking out the ladies. Thats what stright men do.
As far as his songs. The lyrics are fine, for what the song is about.
Seeing that you are posting sweaty photos of John. I think you might secretly like it, and just seeing how many others will post that have your same obsession . why else take the time to post about something so silly. Sweat COME ON NOW!
post a picture of yourself sweating dumbass
wow. If you had any idea about the structure of his music and the vast genius that goes into it you may have a little more to say about John Mayer but since you clearly dont have anything to say except that he sweats, ill try to leave you to your musically ignorant life. I accidentaly stumbled upon this website and am appalled that you have nothing better to do with your time. Have a great day!
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