JWoww is a Picture of Silicone in a Sea of Excessive Sweat
We really don’t understand Jersey Shore, because we deal with douche bags every day, driving on the Los Angeles freeway. Why would we want to watch sweaty douche bags when we come home to relax?
Watching idiots being idiots has never been that charming to us, but it seems to have transfixed the rest of the world. Why? Oh why? It really makes us excessively sweaty in frustration.
The same people we avoided in High School are seemingly all the rage now as sweaty skanky reality stars are everywhere in our everything.
From skanky housewives to skanky Snooki’s, fame has never been so low.Proof of skank, the MySpace from above bikini shot. The prosecution rests.
JWoww in Her Skanky MySpace Bikini Shot
We really wished Idiocracy was a better movie because it really is a window into our sweat-filled skanked future.
JWoww Sweaty Workout
Jersey Shore, the kind of show where fashion houses send their competitor’s products as gifts to the stars (Unbranding) in hopes that they wear and embarass these companies… True Hollywood Story.
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Ain’t sweaty armpits a fashion destroyer. It makes you from wow to gross. Sweaty armpits should be stopped forever.