Sweat Stain of Mediocrity: Kate Hudson is the Perspiration Pits

Why is this Broad Famous?  Kate Hudson Sweating Like She Worked Hard to Get to Where She Is...

Why is this Broad Famous? Kate Hudson Sweating Like She Worked Hard to Get to Where She Is...

Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media?  We have no idea.  Everything about you is like so blah!

You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper.  Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen:

“gets cold… shakes and… sweats”

That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve seen all your movies and have no memory of any of your performances, because you basically suck and have no talent whatsoever.  You have lots of talent for excessive sweating in public however…

Even your boyfriends and husbands suck.  Ex-husband Chris Robinson of The Black Crowes and more recently, Alex Rodriguez?  Really?  It’d be hard to find larger douche bags than these two.

Why the hot sweaty hate?  Well, for one, there are loads of talented actresses in Hollywood that you’re taking roles from because of your connections, and you can’t to save your life or your movies…

Please fade away out of our entertainment landscape you perspiration disaster!

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