Hey kids, take your steroids and one day your man-tits will ooze with excessive perspiration straight from the tap, the tip, or even the nip. Nippy Sweaty Lou Ferrigno looks good at the premier for the new The Incredible Hulk, except, well, you know, for those pesky sweating stains emanating from the most masculine area of any man, his nipples (insert sarcasm).

Lou Ferrigno Nipple Excessive Sweating Make Hulk Cry

Hulk look at Ed Norton. Ed Norton so cute. Hulk want to breast feed Ed Norton! Ed, why you run from Hulk! Hulk force feed Ed! Ed too skinny. Ed make Hulk sweat all over! Hulk like way Ed make Hulk feel! Hulk feel funny inside. What you do to Hulk ED? Hulk nipples all wet with sweat! Hulk want to go steady with Ed Norton.

Lou Ferrigno Nipple Excessive Sweating and Friends

Yeah, we had to go there. Faucet-tits Lou Ferrigno is one of those sweaty actors, and we’re using that term loosely here, that you always sort of wonder about. Whatever happened to that one guy you say to yourself. You wonder what they’re doing. Wonder no longer friend…because Mr. Ferrigno has quite the website:

The Sweaty Lou Ferrigno Everything Lou Ferrigno Website

Yes, you can now have complete and utter, or sweaty udder closure on the incredible Lou Ferrigno. Close that chapter in your mind friend. Sleep soundly.

Now for an image from the past. What kind of sweaty fool would put on bad green makeup and make grunting sounds all day for their day job? Why Lou Ferrigno. Grrrrrrrrrrr! Why do we think Star Trek with the below image of the classic TV Hulk?

Lou Ferrigno No Sweating Hulk

Hulk smash mean bloggers! Hulk make you sweat in bad places! Hulk drown you with Hulk nipple sweating! Hulk think you not think Hulk funny then!

Damn that sweaty Hulk voice is addictive, you just want to go on and on with the Hulk charisma. We apologize if you are now doing the same impression, we feel like some kind of sweaty green monster.