Excessive sweating Mario Lopez, host of hit MTV reality T.V. show America’s Best Dance Crew, is working up some real face sweat. Mario has no excuse for sweating here, considering the fact that he is not even a contestant on the show and also considering that fact that Mario Lopez is one of the faces of bland. humorless entertainment everywhere… What’s his appeal? Really?

Mario Lopez aka Slater all grown-up

However he does look like he could easily do a hot, sweaty number in the salsa or tango. As a matter of fact, Mr. Lopez was a contestant for Dancing with the Stars in the third season and came in with the title of second place. If we dismiss the fact that he has waxed eyebrows and long eyelashes, he is actually an attractive man. His charming dimples will most always help him win a girl over and his bland persona won’t offend the living or dead.

Mario and Karina Smirnoff for Dancing with the Stars

Sweaty sweating sweet Hispanic man, what would America’s Best Dance Crew be like without you? Probably dry. Mario used to be on the T.V. Series Saved By the Bell, which was extremely popular (for some unknown, unforgivable reason) in the early 90s. He was cast as A.C. Slater, who was a jock with a teenage fan-base. Looks like not that much has changed in Mario’s life since then…

Saved by the Bell Jock Hotties

Here he is non-sweaty in Saved by the Bell with co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zach Morris. Mr. Lopez is looking flier than ever, take notes fellas an anti-antiperspirant man will always be sexier. But for now it seems as if he will be sticking to the easier job, as host on Randy Jackson’s show. And even though he won’t be dancing, he will still somehow find away to be sweating on the stage under the limelight and doing so in an ungodly boring way.

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