Mario Lopez, Zero Personality, Plenty of Sweating

If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career.  However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake.

Mario Lopez

If Sweat Could Talk, Mario Would Have a Real Career

Sweaty Mario Lopez, otherwise known in his female form as, Camila Alves, is a Hollywood phenomenon know as the the mega-attractive cable host with zero personality.  Somehow, someway, for some unexplainable reason, somebody gave both of them their own show to host.  Isn’t that cute?  It’s like giving a baby a laptop or George W. Bush the presidency.

And seriously, Camila Alves?  Celebrity baby dispenser Camila Alves?  Host of Shear Genius?  What?  Does Matthew McConaughey really have that kind of power or are the people at Bravo all retarded elves?  Either answer is tremendously frightening on an unimaginable scale, really makes us sweat.

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