Miss Sweaty Jackson we’ve missed you. You and your ill-fated brother really brought something special to the music business (at times too special). So we welcome your return with a new album to our pop consciousness by showing some of the sweat and magic you’ve created throughout the years.
Look at that glimmering six-pack, you could bounce a quarter off that sweaty, sparkling thing.
Ah, indeed, you excessively perspiring, lovely thing, you are the show! Pure perspired triumph of the popstar will, when done right and with a little talent behind it, it is indeed breathtaking. But uh oh, here comes that Superbowl disaster…
The dread of the Superbowl… We remember seeing one good Superbowl Halftime Show, Prince in 2007. That made us sweat with joy, but most of the time the NFL combines artists in an effort to make it really big, when all it does is make it really retarded.
Yeah, so what kind of moron would pair Janet Jackson up with a douche bag like Justin Timberlake (the safe, white and boring Michael Jackson)? Come on, khaki’s at a superbowl halftime show? Really? Are you that homophobic? We think that was the worst of her sweaty mistakes.
We have no idea why Janet Jackson had to apologize and not Justin Timberlake… Did anyone notice this? So you’re the aggressor in this thing, you unclip Janet Jackson’s top and she gets the heat for it? And Justin Timberlake never said a supporting word about Janet Jackson, what a frick’n gentleman… Honestly, it was MTV trying to spice up an already lame halftime show…
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she leeking our her sweat , its looking as if she has bathed an didnt wash her body.
she must be sinking like a pig but still i am ready to smell her armpits and lick her sweat.
i meant stiking like a pig !!!
she is not only sweating like a pig but must be stinking like a pig. I cant believe that someone can sweat so much.
she desperately need an antiperspirant or she will loose all her body water. Anyways i want to smell those armpits