Multi-Billion Dollar Fratboy Nerd Steve Ballmer Has a Sweating / Image Problem

Okay, so if you like have unlimited money and certainly, a lot of power, you’d think that you could control at least your sweating in public no? And certainly you could control your perspiration while talking to employees of one of the biggest companies in the world? Well, it seems when ‘over-lording’ over fellow nerds, Steve Ballmr just can’t control anything, especially his over sweating

Microsoft Ape Overlord Sweating

Microsoft has a huge image problem and the Steve Ballmer viral videos just aren’t helping. The below video basically proves that yes, indeed, we do come from monkeys (sweaty monkeys even), some of us more so then others…

Here’s the sweaty monkey part. Notice the scowl and concentration on his face. Can you say faulty programming? Can you say, restart the computer? We think if people didn’t start clapping, sweaty Steve would of started throwing major feces. Developers!

Microsoft, a monopoly of sweaty fools. Developers!

NOTE: Yes, billion-dollar perspiring nerds are celebrities, especially today with the culture of dispersed media and a very powerful internet (or ‘internets’ as your local Republican representative would say).

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3 Comments

  1. Hyperhidrosis Star
    Posted April 22, 2007 at 2:04 pm | Permalink

    Ewwww. Look at all that sweat. Gross. Microsoft sucks and their new operating system is horrible. What a ripoff. Five years of programmers sweating their ass off to get Vista out and this is what we get? So lame.
    Microsoft, you may perspire money, but you bleed sweat, there’s just no soul to your products.

  2. GirlieSweat
    Posted May 21, 2007 at 5:46 pm | Permalink

    omg. i can’t get over it. that dude is sweating out of every orifice! i can only imagine the front row of the audience using their freebie folders and microsoft propaganda papers to shield themselves from the sweat flinging off this guy! dude needs to BATHE in a seriously potent antiperspirant.

  3. My nose knows!
    Posted December 26, 2007 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    You can imagine the odour in that room, especially the front row!

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