Demi Lovato Sweating the Hits
Capitalism, it never ends, except when it does (Louisiana? Anyone?).
So there’s always more crappy products to buy and more stupid teenage Disney leftovers to sell.
Enter sweaty Demi Lovato. Someone get the new model out, this copy is already expired. A shiny, pampered, useless, excessive sweating mess of mediocrity singing meaningless lyrics into a placated zombified consuming mass.
Keith Flint Sweating Out Flames
Sweaty dancer turned vocalist, turned British celebrity, Keith Flint has lived a charmed life, not always starting with fire…
Recently excessive sweating Keith Flint has tried to go solo with several side projects, including the bands Flint and Clever Brains Fryin’.
However, the perennially insane-looking Keith Flint only had one commercial release from these projects with Aim4 by FLINT. FLINT‘s debut album “Device #1″ was cancelled before its release. Read More
Does Jessica Alba always excessively sweat when at award shows? The question should really be, ‘Why is Jessica Alba at award shows?’ Cause, she ain’t winning no awards no time. Sure’nough.
Jessica Alba with Excited Sweaty Cleavage
Jessica Alba, the actress that does not act…
Jessica Alba with More Excited Sweaty Cleavage
So much beauty, sweating, so very little talent.
Why is this man sweating profusely? He’s tired fool. This man has had more good roles and performances than all of West Hollywood, Silver Lake and Los Feliz combined! (Yes, we know, an insider Los Angeles joke, we went there…)
Jack Nicolson Sweating Being So Damn Cool
What does Jack Nicholson do on a boat? He parties you idiot. What else do you do on a boat?
Jack Nicholson Parties Harder Than You
Hey you there, in the blue bikini, catch the wind!
Every single light is on, but no one’s home, Jessica Simpson is so everything and so nothing. Ah, there’s $100,000 worth of philosophy degree right there, at work! What can we say? There are sweaty boobs with a dash of nipple slip for flavor, and we’re reporting on it, because hey, it’s sweaty Jessica Simpson! What else is there really to say?
Jessica Simpson Sweats Into PG-13
Thank you? Okay, what else is there left to say? Is there more Jessica Simpson nipple slip sweating? Yes! There’s more!
We don’t know too much about sweaty Kerry Katona, other than she’s sort of like a British Britney, except probably more intelligent, with worse luck than Britney and she marries cab drivers, which is sort of charming… But she sweats a lot, so it’s open season for us…
Kerry Katona Sweating Life as a Plus-Size
Steve Carell all Sweating on Purpose?
Hello funny-face McGee. We wonder if Steve Carell only makes that face when is armpits are drenched with sweating? He’s got so many funny faces, it’s really hard to keep track.
Steve Carell is currently working on a remake of a Peter Sellers film The Bobo and we’re sweaty with anticipation.
Oh, just look at the guy, simply hilarious. Some people are just funny, and there’s no way around it.
We’ve never seen a full episode of Gossip Girl, do we ever want to? Maybe… Are we thankful that it brought us very genetically gifted and excessively sweaty Blake Lively? Yes, definitely.
Stunning Blake Lively All in Red and Sweat
Just look at that talent! There’s solar power in that head of hers… That excessive face sweating can reflect lasers!
Sheryl Crow Cougar Sweat Leakage
Does anyone remember this sweaty lady? Sheryl Crow’s music has been like her sex appeal, barely above memorable, and that’s okay, because girlfriend’s done fine by her. Serious. She a rich lady.
Yeah, we know, that’s not a whole lot of sweating, but we just wanted to dish about sweaty Sheryl Crow, because damn it, she’s famous enough and we’re bored enough. Read More
Oh lordy, if excessive sweating Nick Nolte and Gary Busey formed a union, they’d have a monopoly on crazy, sweaty white guys in Hollywood. And we’d totally be okay with that.
Nick Nolte Excessive Sweating with Fantastic Style
We love the excessive sweating George Clooney, or any George Clooney for that matter… Really, how could you not? Sweaty George Clooney was up for an Oscar for Up in the Air, and voted for someone else! That’s right, he voted for Jeff Bridges for his performance in Crazy Heart.
Excessive Sweating George Clooney with Sweaty Mustache
Oh sweaty George Clooney, your social activism is actually charming, instead of annoying (take note Bono, you tax-dodging hypocrite), because it seems like you really believe in what you’re saying, and that totally goes far man. Read More
Kill it with fire! Nuke it from orbit! Amy Winehouse’s no sweat armpit has an alien protrusion! We think it could be the antichrist. Hide the children.
Amy Winehouse No Sweat but Alien Armpits
What is that thing? Is it sentient?
Is it a drug stash? Amy Winehouse who’s infamous for her off-stage pursuits, and famous for her on stage sweaty performances, is just great celebrity fodder. Check out this clip of her pulling something from her hair and snorting that “something.”
Keep on reading for some uncivil Blake Fielder-Civil excessively sweaty making out…
Amy Winehouse Turned On by Sweaty Armpits
Blake Fielder-Civil sweaty armpits aren’t so civil…
Hey brah, just making out with my popped collar pink shirt, so cool with that sweat stain yo.
To wear antiperspirant or not to wear antiperspirant. These are troubling times indeed, excessively sweaty Jude Law.
Sweaty Jude Law as Hamlet at the Boradhurst Theatre, NYC
Back in December of 2009, a wee actor named Jude Law was doing Hamlet on Broadway, while his movie Sherlock Holmes was to debut a month or so later and he was set to have another child. Both were not huge successes, but successes nonetheless and Jude just met latter mentioned child recently… Dude is busy.
We love it Rihanna that you’re still steaming up the world. You, your dancing, your music and your excessive sweating, are all quite the thing to behold. But you have to pay your people baby…
Rihanna GQ Sweating
Rihanna’s incredible, sweaty body isn’t free y’all! In fact, Rihanna is in a bit of a legal bind with a former trainer who’s suing the Rihanna for not paying all of her bills. Read More
Excessively Sweaty Owen Wilson
Oh Wes Anderson darling, sweaty Owen Wilson, you have that natural talent of playing you, so well… Because in every movie, you’re basically that guy, Owen Wilson, yeah, that guy again. That guy with the oddly mesmerizing nose.
But it’s really okay, because your one character is really sort of charming. Yeah, really, it’s no sweat. Who cares about range when you have consistency? Who cares about sweating? We do. Read More
Mariah Carey Sweating Her Slow Fade Into Obscurity
Where have all the Cinderella’s gone? Cinderella’s story ended early (you never got to find out what happened after the Prince marries Cinderella), and if they made sequels, the story would probably end up like mimicking Mariah Carey’s life. For realz dawg. Sweat life. Sweat life.
What really is sweaty Mariah Carey’s appeal? Sure, great voice, and used to be a serious hottie who made men sweat everywhere, but that was like a decade ago.
Now Mariah Carey is a recently married sweaty cougar who also happens to be the 6th richest woman in entertainment. Read More
Teri Hatcher Sweat Stained Cougar
Sweaty cougar roar!
Former NFL cheerleader, and currently a desperate housewife, a role suited for sweaty Teri Hatcher, as art copies real life, is found excessive sweating her way out of the sexy-face. If you’re going to make a sexy-face, make sure your fluids, especially your sweat, are contained, just say’n.
We’re not haters, actually, sometimes we are, but we love sweaty Teri Hatcher for the most part. How can you hate someone who’s been a Bond girl and Superman’s girlfriend? Read More
If sweaty pecs could talk, Mario Lopez would have a real career. However, we have to say, he’s a great piece of excessively perspiring beefcake.
If Sweat Could Talk, Mario Would Have a Real Career
We see you there excessive sweating Reese Witherspoon, and we love it. Are you working out with your Californian sorority sister? No, you’re the on set of your new movie, How Do You Know?, in Washington D.C. We can’t really hate-on-you, you’ve provided so much joy in an otherwise bleak and sweaty celebrity world.
A Very Sweaty Reese Witherspoon with Sweaty Costar
Sweating done right? We think so.
Making Movies Has Never Been Sweatier
Okay, we know, Lady Gaga isn’t really all that excessively sweaty in any of these photos, and we’re super bummed about that, we are… But we just sort of wanted to talk about not too sweaty Lady Gaga and our love-hate relationship with her.
Lady Gaga and a Little Orange Tan Leg Sweating
We get that as an urban private school kid, you can’t play the Christian virgin card, and we’re glad, because that’s just lame, it was lame the first time around, and every time since (Jonas Brothers need to eat glass). We also get that you’re not the best dancer in the world, you’re no Janet Jackson or even sweaty Tito Jackson. So you’re not going to wow us with your electric shuffle. Your weird fashion and art thing makes sense, because really, what other angles are there right now?
Lady Gaga Poker Face Escapes from the Primordial Pool
What we don’t get (or understand too well) is that Fame Monster (and her other album) is a pop monster. And that is exactly our point, does the music really have to be so exceedingly pop? Read More
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Tiger Woods Sweating Over Wife Wanting 3 Quarters of a Billion
Yes, you are looking at a statue outside of some restaurant in Thailand, a statue of slimy, sweaty Tiger Woods, made out of condoms, with a tag that says “Let’s do it, Tiger.” And no, you haven’t seen everything now. This statue isn’t the reason that Tiger Woods is excessively sweating, however…
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Sweaty, Wet Elin Nordegren, Back in the Modeling Days
Blonde with ambition, Elin Nordegren, God bless her gold-digging, beautiful soul, is escalating the divorce settlement to a jaw-dropping 750 million. That’s 25 million for every lady that Tiger Woods had cheated on her with (that’s if the mistress count is 30, who knows what the actual mistress count is).
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