Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!
Tom Cruise Excessively Sweats as if His Beard is in His Amrpits
Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in Hollywood.
We all died a little just right there… Extreme sarcasm, don’t try it at home folks!
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell!
Jude Law Sweating Like His Star is Totally in Decline
Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes!
Why is this Broad Famous? Kate Hudson Sweating Like She Worked Hard to Get to Where She Is...
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah!
You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen:
“gets cold… shakes and… sweats”
That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve seen all your movies and have no memory of any of your performances, because you basically suck and have no talent whatsoever. You have lots of talent for excessive sweating in public however…
Not-so-funny, more like pathetic, unexplained Hollywood phenomenon, Adam Sandler, who keeps on making horrible movies (except Punch Drunk Love) takes a deep inhale into the Jessica Biel antiperspirant secured no sweat armpit.
Adam Sandler Sniffs Jessica Biel For Smelly Pits
Ain’t no sweat in those muscle arms!
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Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!).
Ashley Jones Sweating on the Red Carpet
Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones is a daytime star, becoming a standout on the very long-running CBS soap opera The Young and the Restless.
King of Sweating: Richard Simmons
Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks! We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever…
Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity. If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take that gives us the Richard Simmons positive perspiration experience.
Richard Simmons might be the gayest active element in the universe, but he could easily power the Death Star with his all persuasive healthy-happiness energy.
It’s amazing that he’s been so popular for the last thirty or so years. It just goes to show you can’t stop a singularly unique personality.
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Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown.
Rihanna Sweating Through All of Her Silkiness
Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk!
Look at Spidey! All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France. Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too! But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is the 3rd movie.
Tobey Maguire Looks Good in Cycling Gear
The sweating cyclist has the acting chops! Go see Brothers, his latest that’s out in theaters now.
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Tiger Woods Classy Perspiration
Tiger Woods Man in the Mirror Sweating
Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely… Got nuts? Really?
You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your Swedish island that you’ve just bought with the Mrs. Woods, to hide again? Got nuts?
Where’s the red shirt now Tiger Woods? Sweating much these days?
Well, how about where’s your wife’s wedding ring?
Elin Nordegren No Tiger Woods Ring...
It’s not on your wife, Elin Nordegren’s finger… And thank god. She deserves better than a sweaty, trashy traveling saleman husband. Amen.
Here’s an update on the mistress count:
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We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list… It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess! And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress! Oh the times, they are a change’n!
Christina Aguilera Sweating Through Layers and Layers of Makeup
What do we have against perspiration joker face Christina Aguilera? Oh nothing but everything!
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Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really.
Tiger Woods Sweaty Armpits Triumphs in a Hole in Many!
Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What kind of man believes in nothing? Who doesn’t care about any world issues? Doesn’t speak out about anything? What kind of man believes only in sponsorships and winning at a pointless, boring game? Well, with all of the above, you get a dead on the inside, minority on the outside, bland corporate warrior, Mister sweaty Tiger Woods…
Excessive sweating on the course, excessively sweaty after and off the course! To say that sweaty armpits Tiger Woods sleeps with anything that moves is an understatement. List of Tiger Woods girls to follow…
Christian Bale is an excessive sweating star we can get behind (and not in a gay way, you pervert), in an awesome way as this star is just awesome to watch on screen (we don’t know about off the screen as he’s a private kind of guy).
Christian Bale Face Sweating PR
In every movie sweaty Christian Bale is in, he just excels like no other actor (even in the lame Terminator Salvation).
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We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)… Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market. And you say, sweaty face Alicia who? Exactly.
Alicia Keys Concert Sweating
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Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits!
Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself!
Oh sweaty soccer-sociopath Elizabeth Lambert is one killer of a college soccer player. Just watch below:
Yeah, thems some hardcore violence, y’all. That’s some excessively sweaty horror movie stuff right there!
Tony Blair Excessive Sweating
Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter. Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush.
Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for step with helping the propaganda gain momentum leading up to the second Iraq war, and instrumental in helping convince people all around the world fearful of another 9/11 that the upcoming war will be good for the people of Iraq. A million dead is definitely a good thing?
Professional Partier Paris Hilton Excessive Sweating
Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers. Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid. Yes, there’s a difference.
To the right, you can see sweaty Paris Hilton, in her natural environment, looking bored and full of excessive perspiration.
So much sweating, so little care…
Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero. Totals brah.
Taylor Lautner Werewolf Sweating
Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on his facebook page and we’re glad to promote it for him!
Hugh Jackman Sweating Grunting Man Sweating
Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual… You almost have to wonder.
However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare.
Hey buddy, I know you’re trying to be extra-heterosexual, but get some antiperspirant for that excessively sweaty armpit, you rugged individualist you! You sweaty australian import you!
Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo? Is it goth? Who knows… But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster. We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night interviews) and we love the fact that she gives great face!
Oh my god! Oh my god! (Scream!) The Twilight Saga: New Moon star is excessive sweating! Oh my god! We love it and can’t wait to see the new Twilight movie.
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