Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster). If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story.
Usher Excessive Sweating and Earning His Keep
Perspiration face Usher has some bumping songs, but we don’t get the appeal beyond that…
Sweaty Scarlett Johansson shows that it’s a lot of hard work being almost perfect, sometimes you leak out some excessive perspiration… What’s a politically active and sex symbol to do? Antiperspirant?
Scarlett Johansson Sweating the Press
“I would like to say among celebrities, their needs to be some sort of antiperspirant relief fund”
We couldn’t agree more Mrs. Reynolds (Scarlett Johansson married to actor Ryan Reynolds)…
We have the love for excessive sweating Alec Baldwin. Who wouldn’t? Great sweaty actor with huge range and real emotion, who also is politically active in an honest, well-thought-out way. We even love the excessive sweating Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock? Amazing.
Alec Baldwin Excessive Sweating Enough for All Baldwins
“Hey Buddy, see this water bottle? Yeah, in two seconds it’s gonna be on my shirt. How do you like those apples?”
Sweaty Danny Bonaduce: The Ed Hardy Demographic
Sweaty Danny Bonaduce (what a douche he), isn’t just a Ed Hardy customer, he is the core demographic for douche bag clothing everywhere!
“Yo brah, you got that in pink?”
In the picture on the left, sweaty boobs Danny Bonaduce could be on a casting call for the next Gremlins (the resemblance to the gremlins from the movie is uncanny).
Excessive sweating in pink, so manly.
Gwyneth Paltrow Screen Actors Guild Excessive Sweating
Impossibly cute at times, but never quite sexy, sweaty Gwyneth Paltrow has made a career out of starring in small movies that no one goes to see, except the occasional, sweaty, and pimply indie film geek of course (but they’ll go see anything).
Excessive sweating boobies Gwyneth Paltrow always plays the same sort of girl, the seemingly classy and mysterious art girl. The sort of screen girl you bring home to the fictional uptight parents. You know, because she’s cute and knows more about 19th century literature than you do.
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Is excessively perspiring Hilary Swank looking like a cyborg ambassador for the upcoming human-robot war below? Yes, and we’re not sure if it’s a good look…
Excessive Sweating Hilary Swank, On a Casting for the Next Terminator?
“Fierce” isn’t quite the the right word, attractively menacing? Is she looking for John Conner?
Giant pink, excessive sweating, goofy man spotted in wild. Approach with caution and beware of cougar nearby…
Ashton Kutcher Jungle Excessive Sweating
Ashton Kutcher isn’t just the sweaty victim of a cougar mauling, he’s also starring in the new movie, Valentine’s Day. The one time male model, who has a last name that sounds like female genitalia (yeah, a lady’s man so to speak), plays a florist who’s going to propose to Jessica Alba’s character (yes, she still gets roles because she’s amazingly hot).
If excessive sweating Eva Mendes was a mineral, humans would would wipeout civilizations full of ten-feet-tall blue people to get to it. Yes, we’re still Avat-tarded… All our metaphors are still on Pandora!
Eva Mendes Sexy Excessive Sweating
“Say hello to my excessively sweaty armpits!”
J-Lo and Sweaty Marc Anthony Who's Big in South America
Sweaty Marc Anthony’s armpits are a crime against humanity. Anyone have the International Criminal Court at The Hague’s phone number? We think Marc Anthony has been waterboarding Jennifor Lopez’s ex-boyfriends with his armpits… Serious.
Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here. It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!
Tom Cruise Excessively Sweats as if His Beard is in His Amrpits
Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in Hollywood.
We all died a little just right there… Extreme sarcasm, don’t try it at home folks!
Oh what a shame Watson! Being defeated by 3D blue people! Totally Avat-tarded! Oh, there you go Watson, excessive sweating all over the damn place, bloody hell!
Jude Law Sweating Like His Star is Totally in Decline
Judy Law excessive sweats like it’s totally in fashion brah, totes!
Why is this Broad Famous? Kate Hudson Sweating Like She Worked Hard to Get to Where She Is...
Sweaty Kate Hudson, why do you still exist in media? We have no idea. Everything about you is like so blah!
You even agree with us that you’re about as exciting as mauve wallpaper. Sweaty Kate Hudson’s own words about seeing herself on screen:
“gets cold… shakes and… sweats”
That people still give you roles is amazing, we’ve seen all your movies and have no memory of any of your performances, because you basically suck and have no talent whatsoever. You have lots of talent for excessive sweating in public however…
Not-so-funny, more like pathetic, unexplained Hollywood phenomenon, Adam Sandler, who keeps on making horrible movies (except Punch Drunk Love) takes a deep inhale into the Jessica Biel antiperspirant secured no sweat armpit.
Adam Sandler Sniffs Jessica Biel For Smelly Pits
Ain’t no sweat in those muscle arms!
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Bold and beautiful Ashley Jones just can’t can’t stop here excessive perspiration from ruining her almost perfect red carpet pose. And it’s weird, because she’s not exactly The Young and the Restless anymore, girfriend’s 33 now (but she’s still hot and sweaty enough to make use feel young and restless!).
Ashley Jones Sweating on the Red Carpet
Armpit sweat disaster Ashley Jones is a daytime star, becoming a standout on the very long-running CBS soap opera The Young and the Restless.
King of Sweating: Richard Simmons
Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks! We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever…
Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity. If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take that gives us the Richard Simmons positive perspiration experience.
Richard Simmons might be the gayest active element in the universe, but he could easily power the Death Star with his all persuasive healthy-happiness energy.
It’s amazing that he’s been so popular for the last thirty or so years. It just goes to show you can’t stop a singularly unique personality.
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Sweaty armpits Robyn Rihanna Fenty, you are every bit a vision of loveliness, talent and perspiration. You go girl. You went far girl. And thank god you went far from has been Chris Brown.
Rihanna Sweating Through All of Her Silkiness
Get some antiperspirant for that excessive sweating yo, you’re gonna sweat stain that silk!
Look at Spidey! All excessively sweaty like and dejected like he just got passed by Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France. Poor guy, yeah, we were disappointed by Spiderman 3 too! But Spiderman and Spiderman 2 were so good, it almost makes up for the sweaty mess of a collapse that is the 3rd movie.
Tobey Maguire Looks Good in Cycling Gear
The sweating cyclist has the acting chops! Go see Brothers, his latest that’s out in theaters now.
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Tiger Woods Classy Perspiration
Tiger Woods Man in the Mirror Sweating
Sweaty Tiger Woods, you come out of hiding to make a wimpy little statement about your infidelities, and then come out of hiding again and you go and say you’ve quit golf indefinitely… Got nuts? Really?
You chase literally everything that sweats in your path, standards be damned, and now you’re going away to your Swedish island that you’ve just bought with the Mrs. Woods, to hide again? Got nuts?
Where’s the red shirt now Tiger Woods? Sweating much these days?
Well, how about where’s your wife’s wedding ring?
Elin Nordegren No Tiger Woods Ring...
It’s not on your wife, Elin Nordegren’s finger… And thank god. She deserves better than a sweaty, trashy traveling saleman husband. Amen.
Here’s an update on the mistress count:
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We wouldn’t be surprised if sweaty and totally classy Christina Aguilera shows up on the Tiger Woods mistress list… It’s a stretch, but we just wanted to diss this excessive sweating mess! And the worse thing you can say about someone lately, is that they’ve been a Tiger Woods mistress! Oh the times, they are a change’n!
Christina Aguilera Sweating Through Layers and Layers of Makeup
What do we have against perspiration joker face Christina Aguilera? Oh nothing but everything!
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Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really.
Tiger Woods Sweaty Armpits Triumphs in a Hole in Many!
Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What kind of man believes in nothing? Who doesn’t care about any world issues? Doesn’t speak out about anything? What kind of man believes only in sponsorships and winning at a pointless, boring game? Well, with all of the above, you get a dead on the inside, minority on the outside, bland corporate warrior, Mister sweaty Tiger Woods…
Excessive sweating on the course, excessively sweaty after and off the course! To say that sweaty armpits Tiger Woods sleeps with anything that moves is an understatement. List of Tiger Woods girls to follow…
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Not Worth His Own Sweat: John Mayer Redefines Douche Bag
Excessive sweating John Mayer is both breaking the normal boundaries of a douche bag and is also vintage douche bag. If making crappy, retarded music could make you rich, would you do it? John Mayer answers that question everyday with a resounding “yes.”
One degree away from Ed Hardy, John Mayer Excessive Perspiration
On dating as a celebrity (vintage sweaty douche bag):
On going out with african american women:
Can you believe this guy? Really? Only a guy who makes music for insecure teenage girls could be so unbelievably retarded.
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