We called it back in November 29th of 2007 (Alicia Keys Keeps the Door Open to Her Major Excessive Sweating)… Sweaty Alica Keys is on her way to the adult comtemporary market. And you say, sweaty face Alicia who? Exactly.
Alicia Keys Concert Sweating
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Oh Laura Jeanne Reese Witherspoon, why have you forsaken us? Why have sinned the armpit stain sin? Good Lord, thou shall not excessive sweat from thine sweaty armpits!
Sweaty Reese Witherspoon, we loved you in Election even though we loved hating you in the movie itself!
Oh sweaty soccer-sociopath Elizabeth Lambert is one killer of a college soccer player. Just watch below:
Yeah, thems some hardcore violence, y’all. That’s some excessively sweaty horror movie stuff right there!
Tony Blair Excessive Sweating
Excessive sweating Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is an awfully long name for a sweaty douche bag, and a quitter. Sweaty Tony Blair is famous for a lot of things, but in the last decade, mostly for being frat brothers with logically disabled George W. Bush.
Excessively sweaty and slimey Tony Blair was step for step with helping the propaganda gain momentum leading up to the second Iraq war, and instrumental in helping convince people all around the world fearful of another 9/11 that the upcoming war will be good for the people of Iraq. A million dead is definitely a good thing?
Professional Partier Paris Hilton Excessive Sweating
Controversially, our time’s Marilyn Monroe of sorts, sweaty Paris Hilton has recently been eclipsed by new Hollywood scene bimbos (and we say bimbo with affection). For example, Disney’s little teen star, Miley Cyrus, recently did a dance routine based around strippers. Paris Hilton might act stupid, but she doesn’t celebrate stupid. Yes, there’s a difference.
To the right, you can see sweaty Paris Hilton, in her natural environment, looking bored and full of excessive perspiration.
So much sweating, so little care…
Hey brah, you’re totally leaking the sweat fluids dude, chill on the steroid intake. Sweaty Taylor Lautner is seemingly everyone’s favorite button-nose teen werewolf these days, and for good reason, the Twilight Saga: New Moon sweaty star is ripped like a comic book hero. Totals brah.
Taylor Lautner Werewolf Sweating
Gil Birmingham (middle) posted the above excessive perspiration picture on his facebook page and we’re glad to promote it for him!
Hugh Jackman Sweating Grunting Man Sweating
Oh sweaty, grunting macho man Hugh Jackman, you are almost too heterosexual… You almost have to wonder.
However, you were indeed a great sweaty, lunging Wolverine, even though the script and the plot was a little convoluted and predictable and while entertaining, the movie didn’t go beyond the usual sweaty action movie fare.
Hey buddy, I know you’re trying to be extra-heterosexual, but get some antiperspirant for that excessively sweaty armpit, you rugged individualist you! You sweaty australian import you!
Sweaty Kristen Stewart isn’t a chubby goth girl, but she does have flabby arms, work on that goth girlfriend! Is it emo? Is it goth? Who knows… But we do love Kristen Stewart, even when she’s sweating like a Teamster. We love the fact that she never seems all there (check out her late night interviews) and we love the fact that she gives great face!
Oh my god! Oh my god! (Scream!) The Twilight Saga: New Moon star is excessive sweating! Oh my god! We love it and can’t wait to see the new Twilight movie.
What’s more sweaty than sweatshops? Third World exploitation is an old story, but more and more, it’s apparent that labor exploitation is tied to all the other problems that could finish off the human race in complicated and sometimes obvious ways (labor exploitation is related to oppressive regimes, careless environmental exploitation, etc.)…
Sweatshops are Everything
Why do we care, and what does it have to do with Celebrity Sweating? Well, a lot. Because underneath the glamour of couture and Hollywood, exists sweatshops…And sweatshops make us excessive sweat, hardcore.
Can anyone explain to us, at Celebrity Sweating, why we pay $40 for shirt or $100 for a pair of tennis shoes when they cost like a $1 to make? Why people make dollars a day making our overpriced junk? We don’t get it because it’s not like things have gotten cheaper. They certainly haven’t. Read More
Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester? Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony. With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse.
Billy Corgan as Uncle Fester Excessive Sweating
We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties… We certainly don’t (besides the good economy, there was like a few good bands and grunge for the most part, sucked besides Nirvana, who were gods). Read More
That’s an epic wide load of excessive sweating in the rear by miss Kim Kardashian right there. Girlfriend is trying to sweat off the famous butt. We love it. The sweating, the butt, the everything.
Kim Kardashian Massive Ass Sweating
For someone who reportedly sleeps in her workout clothes, sweaty Kim Kardashian should know better and put some antiperspirant in that crack. Read More
What is with sweaty college athletes these days? They’re like all ready to go with their own crappy flash websites, and all. It’s probably because if you’re a good athlete and a model, you’re future is real bright (hello hot young Russian tennis stars anyone?).
Alizee Paradis Sexy Tennis Sweat
What’s up with Flash websites anyways? Why are they still around? Flash websites are all kinds of lame and Alizee Paradis is all kinds of super hot! We love the tennis outfit honey, where’s all the sweating?
Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion. Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives.
Good Ol' Boy Kevin Costner Sweating
Can you feel the mediocrity? Peace brah, peace. Read More
Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth? No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine.
Brooke Shields Sweating Andre Agassi?
Oh my god! I’m like totally sweaty like crazy! I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell…
Sarah Lancaster Sweating
Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood. Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction? Why two shows? What questions were left unanswered bye the first one?
Big curves Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, famous for being a daughter of a man who can make an obviously guilty black man innocent, and also famous for a sex tape with a minor rapper, loves the sweaty look (yes, of all the things, the last sweaty morsel interests us)…
Kim Kardashian No Sweating but Worth Her Weight in Gold
She’s loves it when other people are excessively sweaty and she loves sweating a lot herself.
There’s nothing we love more than sexy excessive sweating… Everything’s always better if you add sexy, and sweating isn’t immune to this rule! So dear readers, viewers, clickers, think of this Celebrity Sweating post as an early Christmas gift. The following sweaty gems, are back from the 2005 Pirelli calendar.
Excessive Sweating Sexy
More huge sexy excessive sweating pics of super models after the link…
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If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots… It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big budget bore like Rambo III was, it’s a laugh and gore festival at an amazing level.
Sylvester Stallone, Yo Adrienne, Where's My Antiperspirant
“Yo, Adrienne, Cut to a montage, damn growth hormones are making me excessively sweaty!”
Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work. He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler).
Jason Statham Tough Guy Excessive Sweating
The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however…
Supermodel Petra Nemcová is a whole lot of lovely in one person, but apparently, she’s also a whole lot of sweating in one person as well.
Petra Nemcova Sweating but Looking Lovely Indeed
Yeah, we know, it’s not a huge sweat stain, but if gives us a chance to talk about Petra Nemcová, and we’ll take that chance every time we get, thank you or you’re welcome….
Petra Nemcova No Sweat, But Still Wet
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Christian Bale: It Takes a Sweaty British Psycho to Play an American One
Christian Bale is an excessive sweating star we can get behind (and not in a gay way, you pervert), in an awesome way as this star is just awesome to watch on screen (we don’t know about off the screen as he’s a private kind of guy).
Christian Bale Face Sweating PR
In every movie sweaty Christian Bale is in, he just excels like no other actor (even in the lame Terminator Salvation).
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