Sweaty Sweatshops Galore: 2010 Sweatshop Hall of Shame!

What’s more sweaty than sweatshops?  Third World exploitation is an old story, but more and more, it’s apparent that labor exploitation is tied to all the other problems that could finish off the human race in complicated and sometimes obvious ways (labor exploitation is related to oppressive regimes, careless environmental exploitation, etc.)…

Sweatshops are Everything

Sweatshops are Everything

Why do we care, and what does it have to do with Celebrity Sweating?  Well, a lot.  Because underneath the glamour of couture and Hollywood, exists sweatshops…And sweatshops make us excessive sweat, hardcore.

Can anyone explain to us, at Celebrity Sweating, why we pay $40 for shirt or $100 for a pair of tennis shoes when they cost like a $1 to make?  Why people make dollars a day making our overpriced junk?  We don’t get it because it’s not like things have gotten cheaper.  They certainly haven’t. Read More »

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Master of Whining, Nineties Ghost Billy Corgan Sweating Like Uncle Fester on Spring Break

Hyperhidrosis much sweaty Uncle Fester?  Nineties icon of teenage pain, Billy Corgan is excessively sweaty during the Hollywood star ceremony.  With James Bond villain looks, sweaty Billy Corgan looks like his songs sound, full of interior agony with a hint of quiet remorse.

Billy Corgan as Uncle Fester Excessive Sweating

Billy Corgan as Uncle Fester Excessive Sweating

We have a feeling sweaty Billy Corgan misses the nineties…  We certainly don’t (besides the good economy, there was like a few good bands and grunge for the most part, sucked besides Nirvana, who were gods). Read More »

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Kim Kardashian Workout Big Butt Excessive Sweating

That’s an epic wide load of excessive sweating in the rear by miss Kim Kardashian right there.  Girlfriend is trying to sweat off the famous butt.  We love it.  The sweating, the butt, the everything.

Kim Kardashian Massive Ass Sweating

Kim Kardashian Massive Ass Sweating

For someone who reportedly sleeps in her workout clothes, sweaty Kim Kardashian should know better and put some antiperspirant in that crack. Read More »

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Alizee Paradis is One Sweaty Sexy College Athlete!

What is with sweaty college athletes these days?  They’re like all ready to go with their own crappy flash websites, and all.  It’s probably because if you’re a good athlete and a model, you’re future is real bright (hello hot young Russian tennis stars anyone?).

Alizee Paradis Sexy Tennis Sweat

Alizee Paradis Sexy Tennis Sweat

What’s up with Flash websites anyways?  Why are they still around?  Flash websites are all kinds of lame and Alizee Paradis is all kinds of super hot!  We love the tennis outfit honey, where’s all the sweating?

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Every Man’s Actor, Kevin Costner Sweating a Waterworld Armpits

Every dude, sweaty, Kevin Costner, when he isn’t fighting an ever-expanding forehead, is excessive sweating his path into oblivion.  Ghost of male-driven macho roles of past, sweaty Kevin Costner is now doing what boring rich men do everywhere, mainly, play golf, sweat it up and hangout with their trophy wives.

Good Ol' Boy Kevin Costner Sweating

Good Ol' Boy Kevin Costner Sweating

Can you feel the mediocrity?  Peace brah, peace. Read More »

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Brooke Shields Sweats Andre Agassi Book?

Is Brooke Shields excessive sweating because she drove Andre Agassi to do crystal meth?  No, pro tennis and an overly-ambitious Iranian dad and a lack of education among many other things is what drove Andre Agassi to do the redneck’s cocaine.

Brooke Shields Sweating Andre Agassi?

Brooke Shields Sweating Andre Agassi?

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Sarah Lancaster Sweats Out Happiness

Oh my god!  I’m like totally sweaty like crazy!  I guess I wasn’t saved by the bell

Sarah Lancaster Sweating

Sarah Lancaster Sweating

Sweaty armpits Sarah Beth Lancaster is a small-time American actress, known for her roles of Rachel in Saved by the Bell: The New Class and Madison Kellner on Everwood.  Saved by the Bell, what’s the attraction?  Why two shows?  What questions were left unanswered bye the first one?

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Kim Kardashian Loves that Sweating Look

Big curves Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, famous for being a daughter of a man who can make an obviously guilty black man innocent, and also famous for a sex tape with a minor rapper, loves the sweaty look (yes, of all the things, the last sweaty morsel interests us)…

Kim Kardashian No Sweating but  Worth Her Weight in Gold

Kim Kardashian No Sweating but Worth Her Weight in Gold

She’s loves it when other people are excessively sweaty and she loves sweating a lot herself.

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Excessively Sweaty Sexy Pirelli Calendar is Awesome!

There’s nothing we love more than sexy excessive sweating… Everything’s always better if you add sexy, and sweating isn’t immune to this rule!  So dear readers, viewers, clickers, think of this Celebrity Sweating post as an early Christmas gift.  The following sweaty gems, are back from the 2005 Pirelli calendar.

Excessive Sweating Sexy

Excessive Sweating Sexy

More huge sexy excessive sweating pics of super models after the link…
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King of Hormones, Sylvester Stallone Sweats the PR Tour

If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots…  It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big budget bore like Rambo III was, it’s a laugh and gore festival at an amazing level.

Sylvester Stallone, Yo Adrienne, Where's My Antiperspirant

Sylvester Stallone, Yo Adrienne, Where's My Antiperspirant

“Yo, Adrienne, Cut to a montage, damn growth hormones are making me excessively sweaty!”

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Jason Statham’s Action Armpits are Sweaty Weapons

Sweaty action movie star Jason Statham is one of those unlikely celebrities, until, of course you see their work.  He’s sort of the British kickboxing Bruce Willis, but cooler (the accent alone makes him cooler).

Jason Statham Tough Guy Excessive Sweating

Jason Statham Tough Guy Excessive Sweating

The armpit excessive sweating, doesn’t make him cooler however…

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Petra Nemcova Red Carpet Sweating

Supermodel Petra Nemcová is a whole lot of lovely in one person, but apparently, she’s also a whole lot of sweating in one person as well.

Petra Nemcova Sweating but Looking Lovely Indeed

Petra Nemcova Sweating but Looking Lovely Indeed

Yeah, we know, it’s not a huge sweat stain, but if gives us a chance to talk about Petra Nemcová, and we’ll take that chance every time we get, thank you or you’re welcome….

Petra Nemcova No Sweat, But Still Wet

Petra Nemcova No Sweat, But Still Wet

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Milla Jovovich Sporting Sexy Seductive Sweat

Sweaty Milla Jovovich, is obviously one hot, sweaty mama, well sort of… Milla Jovovich knows that it is important to stay in shape by jogging and sweating excessively. Sweating off the excess flab, Milla Jovovich keeps her rocking model body after having a kid in 2007. There’s a little cottage cheese in those legs, but we’re still impressed!

Milla Jovovich Cottage Cheese Sweat

Milla Jovovich Cottage Cheese Sweat

Here Milla is purposely sweating, in other words she’s hot and she’s got the sweat to prove it. This sex icon just recently got married to Paul W. S. Anderson on August 22 this year. Milla Jovovich, turned nerd-pinup recently and can basically sport any type of trend and make every girl want to follow her footsteps… Read More »

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Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Oksana Baiul Excessive Perspiration Armpits

Oksana Baiul Excessive Perspiration Armpits

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around.

Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms.

If you really want to see how disastrous this blonde sweaty sponge can be, keep reading…

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Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Wilmer Valderrama Sweating Hipster

Wilmer Valderrama Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70′s Show.

You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty!

Wilmer Valderrama is of course, still close friends with former That ’70s Show co-stars Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson (Scientologist).

Wilmer Valderrame is also very famous for being a man about town, a Hollywood hipster that’s dated some major female players in Young Hollywood.

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Marc Anthony is Way Too Legit to Sweat!

NOT!  Marc Anthony, the Latino Steve Buscemi, is so smooth with the hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating).  Just look at that guy…  All he has to do is look good for his meal ticket, Jennifer Lopez and he’s the king of fail in that sweaty department.

Marc Anthony Stud Sweating

Marc Anthony Stud Sweating

Is that sweaty armpit global warming or is Marc Anthony a lazy slob?  No, but seriously, Marc Anthony is a phenomenon in the Salsa music world and has his own wealth…

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Ashley Judd, Excessive Sweating but Still Smiling

Excessive armpit sweating, queen of cute, Ashley Judd is losing her cool…You would think that if you were to wear lingerie inside a building with air conditioning, wouldn’t you be cool enough not to have a nasty circle of sweat around your armpit.  Not so cute Ashley Judd.   Even though she’s not wearing heavy clothes, she is still perspiring like there’s no tomorrow (and there basically is no tomorrow for her career).  Oh, the industry, it just eats them up, makes them rich, you end up sweating and signing books at some lame bookstore, and well, you know the rest!

Ashley Judd Sweaty and Smiling

Ashley Judd Sweaty and Smiling

Either she has a sweating problem or she is a bad judge of deodorant brands.  She looks so innocent and adorable here with her string of pearls and tiny lace dress, but of course the sweat is not an “in” trend at the moment, or any moment we can remember…

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A.C. Slater All Grown-Up and Extra Sweaty!

Excessive sweating Mario Lopez, host of hit MTV reality T.V. show America’s Best Dance Crew, is working up some real face sweat.  Mario has no excuse for sweating here, considering the fact that he is not even a contestant on the show and also considering that fact that Mario Lopez is one of the faces of bland. humorless entertainment everywhere…  What’s his appeal?  Really?

Mario Lopez aka Slater all grown-up

Mario Lopez aka Slater all grown-up

However he does look like he could easily do a hot, sweaty number in the salsa or tango.  As a matter of fact, Mr. Lopez was a contestant for Dancing with the Stars in the third season and came in with the title of second place. If we dismiss the fact that he has waxed eyebrows and long eyelashes, he is actually an attractive man. His charming dimples will most always help him win a girl over and his bland persona won’t offend the living or dead. Read More »

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What Has Speedwalking Done to Sweating Ozzy Osbourne?

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Sweaty Ozzy?! Speedwalking?!

Old man sweaty Ozzy Osbourne!  Where has this guy been? Well…according to this picture it is probably safe to say that he has just returned from a speedy walk. So random that sweaty Ozzy would be out speedwalking with his royal blue tinted shades.  That’s just how excessive sweating Ozzy Osbourne rolls…

This old, groggy rock star is obviously attempting to stay in touch (and alive) with his youthful sweaty side, but too bad he isn’t touring at the moment…that would probably help him find his old teen spirit a little longer. Regardless it looks like good ol’ Ozzy will be calling for his wife, “SHARRRONNN!!!” Specially, once he realizes that he is way too out of shape to get back to his metal head mansion.

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Cuba Gooding Jr. Not So Good with The Sweating

Show me the excessive sweating!  Cuba Gooding Jr., that movie star of black stereotypes, that guy from those 90′s movies (Jerry McGuire, Boyz n the Hood…) is releasing some sweating hits below:

Show Me the Sweating!

Show Me the Sweating!

Cuba Gooding Jr., you can win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, but it’s hard to have a long career in this town…
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King of Douche Bags, Adrian Grenier Sweats Hollywood

Sweaty ape, Adrian Grenier, Vincent Chase on HBO’s hit television series Entourage, is out for a nice, healthy, perspiration inducing jog. Naturally people sweat when they are out for a pleasant run, however it seems like Adrian got a little carried away with the hardcore, excessive perspiration. Look at this man’s stomach, his excessive sweat is completely out of control. There is practically an imprint of a dog’s head in the middle of his shirt from all the sweat his body is producing. However, it does almost make one want to growl at him like he’s breaking Megan’s Law (can you say Amber Alert?).

Adrian Grenier Sweating Like a Secondary Ape

Adrian Grenier Sweating Like a Secondary Ape

Unfortunately,  sweat is usually a turn off for most people, but for the kinky ones it could be a complete turn on…  It really all depends now, doesn’t it?

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