Milla Jovovich Sporting Sexy Seductive Sweat

Sweaty Milla Jovovich, is obviously one hot, sweaty mama, well sort of… Milla Jovovich knows that it is important to stay in shape by jogging and sweating excessively. Sweating off the excess flab, Milla Jovovich keeps her rocking model body after having a kid in 2007. There’s a little cottage cheese in those legs, but we’re still impressed!

Milla Jovovich Cottage Cheese Sweat

Milla Jovovich Cottage Cheese Sweat

Here Milla is purposely sweating, in other words she’s hot and she’s got the sweat to prove it. This sex icon just recently got married to Paul W. S. Anderson on August 22 this year. Milla Jovovich, turned nerd-pinup recently and can basically sport any type of trend and make every girl want to follow her footsteps… Read More »

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Oksana Baiul’s Excessive Sweating Breaks Through the Ice

Oksana Baiul Excessive Perspiration Armpits

Oksana Baiul Excessive Perspiration Armpits

Excessive sweating Oksana Baiul gives trashy American-Russian (actually Ukrainian) a bad name…  Or ex-figure skaters the world around.

Between the drunk driving and celebrity poker circuit, sweaty blonde ghost of Olympic ice rinks past, Oksana Baiul likes to show up on the red carpet with a sweaty swamp underneath her arms.

If you really want to see how disastrous this blonde sweaty sponge can be, keep reading…

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Wilmer Valderrama Excessive Sweating Hipster

Wilmer Valderrama Sweating Hipster

Wilmer Valderrama Sweating Hipster

Just look at this lucky, sweaty immigrant!  And we say that with sweaty love…  Mucho love!  Because Excessive sweating armpits Wilmer Valderrama got famous, funny enough, playing an accented, flaming  immigrant on That 70′s Show.

You know, that old joke that foreign men are simply more, well, feminine…  And in this case, sweaty!

Wilmer Valderrama is of course, still close friends with former That ’70s Show co-stars Topher Grace, Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson (Scientologist).

Wilmer Valderrame is also very famous for being a man about town, a Hollywood hipster that’s dated some major female players in Young Hollywood.

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Marc Anthony is Way Too Legit to Sweat!

NOT!  Marc Anthony, the Latino Steve Buscemi, is so smooth with the hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating).  Just look at that guy…  All he has to do is look good for his meal ticket, Jennifer Lopez and he’s the king of fail in that sweaty department.

Marc Anthony Stud Sweating

Marc Anthony Stud Sweating

Is that sweaty armpit global warming or is Marc Anthony a lazy slob?  No, but seriously, Marc Anthony is a phenomenon in the Salsa music world and has his own wealth…

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Ashley Judd, Excessive Sweating but Still Smiling

Excessive armpit sweating, queen of cute, Ashley Judd is losing her cool…You would think that if you were to wear lingerie inside a building with air conditioning, wouldn’t you be cool enough not to have a nasty circle of sweat around your armpit.  Not so cute Ashley Judd.   Even though she’s not wearing heavy clothes, she is still perspiring like there’s no tomorrow (and there basically is no tomorrow for her career).  Oh, the industry, it just eats them up, makes them rich, you end up sweating and signing books at some lame bookstore, and well, you know the rest!

Ashley Judd Sweaty and Smiling

Ashley Judd Sweaty and Smiling

Either she has a sweating problem or she is a bad judge of deodorant brands.  She looks so innocent and adorable here with her string of pearls and tiny lace dress, but of course the sweat is not an “in” trend at the moment, or any moment we can remember…

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A.C. Slater All Grown-Up and Extra Sweaty!

Excessive sweating Mario Lopez, host of hit MTV reality T.V. show America’s Best Dance Crew, is working up some real face sweat.  Mario has no excuse for sweating here, considering the fact that he is not even a contestant on the show and also considering that fact that Mario Lopez is one of the faces of bland. humorless entertainment everywhere…  What’s his appeal?  Really?

Mario Lopez aka Slater all grown-up

Mario Lopez aka Slater all grown-up

However he does look like he could easily do a hot, sweaty number in the salsa or tango.  As a matter of fact, Mr. Lopez was a contestant for Dancing with the Stars in the third season and came in with the title of second place. If we dismiss the fact that he has waxed eyebrows and long eyelashes, he is actually an attractive man. His charming dimples will most always help him win a girl over and his bland persona won’t offend the living or dead. Read More »

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What Has Speedwalking Done to Sweating Ozzy Osbourne?

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Sweaty Ozzy?! Speedwalking?!

Old man sweaty Ozzy Osbourne!  Where has this guy been? Well…according to this picture it is probably safe to say that he has just returned from a speedy walk. So random that sweaty Ozzy would be out speedwalking with his royal blue tinted shades.  That’s just how excessive sweating Ozzy Osbourne rolls…

This old, groggy rock star is obviously attempting to stay in touch (and alive) with his youthful sweaty side, but too bad he isn’t touring at the moment…that would probably help him find his old teen spirit a little longer. Regardless it looks like good ol’ Ozzy will be calling for his wife, “SHARRRONNN!!!” Specially, once he realizes that he is way too out of shape to get back to his metal head mansion.

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Cuba Gooding Jr. Not So Good with The Sweating

Show me the excessive sweating!  Cuba Gooding Jr., that movie star of black stereotypes, that guy from those 90′s movies (Jerry McGuire, Boyz n the Hood…) is releasing some sweating hits below:

Show Me the Sweating!

Show Me the Sweating!

Cuba Gooding Jr., you can win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor, but it’s hard to have a long career in this town…
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King of Douche Bags, Adrian Grenier Sweats Hollywood

Sweaty ape, Adrian Grenier, Vincent Chase on HBO’s hit television series Entourage, is out for a nice, healthy, perspiration inducing jog. Naturally people sweat when they are out for a pleasant run, however it seems like Adrian got a little carried away with the hardcore, excessive perspiration. Look at this man’s stomach, his excessive sweat is completely out of control. There is practically an imprint of a dog’s head in the middle of his shirt from all the sweat his body is producing. However, it does almost make one want to growl at him like he’s breaking Megan’s Law (can you say Amber Alert?).

Adrian Grenier Sweating Like a Secondary Ape

Adrian Grenier Sweating Like a Secondary Ape

Unfortunately,  sweat is usually a turn off for most people, but for the kinky ones it could be a complete turn on…  It really all depends now, doesn’t it?

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Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger Sweats

Governator Sweating Signing Autographs, Does He Sign Them "Governator?"

Governator Sweating Signing Autographs, Does He Sign Them "Governator?"

Sweaty Arnold Schwarzenegger, Republican Governator of massively indebted California is sweating bullets in a non-action-movie sort of way…  Possibly because this great state of sand and beaches is the beauty school dropout of states, we look good but man, can you buy dinner this time? We left our wallet at work…  We’ll get you back, we’ve got beaches, broke starlets, and crushed dreams under the shadow of a thin, lifeless sign up on some insignificant hill…

Oh sorry, we just went all Sunset Boulevard on your ass…  Won’t happen again (empty promise).

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Seth MacFarlane Thinks His Fan Base of Nerds All Have Sweaty Palms

$100 million?  No sweat! Seth MacFarlane before and after the $100 million dollar deal…  Call us shallow, but we kind of prefer the after?  But who’s not a sucker for a man all in black?

Seth MacFarlane No Sweat:  Before and After $100 Million Dollar Deal

Seth MacFarlane No Sweat: Before and After $100 Million Dollar Deal

The highest paid writer in show business, the 100 million dollar man, Seth MacFarlane doesn’t seem to sweat…  He’s charming in every and all interviews, and generally isn’t a Hollywood douche bag.  While not getting into a club last year, instead of getting mad, he sent the club $5000 worth of flowers the next day.  There’s balling, and then there’sballing cool.  Below here he gives some good advice about sweaty palms at Comicon:
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Jennifer Carpenter Floods Her Armpits with Sweat

Dexter star Jennifer Carpenter is excessive sweating like she just killed someone for the first time…

Jennifer Carpenter Armpit Sprinkler Malfunction

Jennifer Carpenter Armpit Sprinkler Sweat Stain Malfunction

You’re killing us honey, really.  You can’t really sweat like that in a post 9/11 world!

You think if you made it to cable, Showtime to say the least, you could afford some antiperspirant for your red carpet sweating?

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Adam Brody Sports a Wet, Sweaty Forehead

Sweaty Adam Brody! Hot man with a hot body.  Well more like hot, excessively sweaty forehead underneath some sort of ethnic hat where he must keep his marijuana?  Looks like Adam Brody was out on the town with sweat trickling on his forehead. We all know Brody from his cute and quirky role on the T.V. series The O.C., as Seth Cohen. And lets be honest we were all jealous, even the guys, when we found out that he was dating incredibly gorgeous, Rachel Bilson, his co-star on The O.C.

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Brody just has the nice guy next door vibe to him, when he’s not wearing goofy hats, and it really gets the ladies going we here.  What girl would not want Adam Brody excessive sweating near her…or on her? Read More »

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Sweaty Peaches! Gross.

Sweaty Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof!! Lets just be honest if her name does not make someone excessive sweat then I don’t know what will. Regardless this 20 year old is an English socialite which basically means that Peaches (not to be confused with the musician Peaches from Canada) has a fashionably high status in society. In other words she is an “it” girl (sort of like Paris Hilton…  but no sweaty sex tape yet!). However… is it cool or “hot” in England to sweat?

Sweaty Peaches!!!

Sweaty Peaches!!!

British Peaches, maybe an “it girl” but look at these sweaty blotches around her armpits…  Looks sweaty, no antiperspirant wearing “B-list” to us!

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Bush Sweats Bullets…In So Many Ways

Looks like someone watered the Bush.

Looks like someone watered the Bush (with sweat).

Sweaty Bush.  Sweaty Bush in a bad way.  Oh yes, it is true…whether you believe Bush is below the scum of the earth or is a man sent from God, he does indeed excessive sweat sometimes like the rest of us.

How about some fun facts about sweaty George W. Bush? He just so happens to be the 43rd president of the United States of America. His presidency is the primary reason that the U.S. is fighting the war on terror (yes, you can start a war on an abstract concept).  He was sweating bullets but who really knows why…  After sending Iraq into the middle-ages, and enacting a tax-cut that will cost twice as much as what the current healthcare proposals would cost, he’s still sitting pretty and out of jail.

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Does Owen Wilson Nose About His Excessive Sweat?

Owen Wilson Sweating it up!

Owen Wilson Sweating it up!

As horrible as it sounds Owen Wilson is basically known for his crooked nose, and just for the record, Owen had his nose broken twice.  We wonder if Owen’s sense of smell is a little off?   We wonder if he can smell if his pits reek of body odor from excessive sweating?  Or do you think he would only be able to know if his pits are sweaty, because of the dampness of the sweat on his clothes and the sweat dripping off of them?

Can we really blame Owen Wilson for not realizing that he is perspiring? Are we weird (yes, obviously)!  Other than his nose Wilson is also know for his funny/charming/guy next door roles that he tends to play in various movies, such as Wedding Crashers, a classic comedy in many senses… Read More »

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Spying a Sweat Stain on Sexy Scarlett Johanson

Aww sweaty Scarlett Johansson looks so lovely in her purple Oscar De La Renta dress at the 58th Berlinale Film Festival.  Thousand dollar or so dress, but yet, can’t afford $20 for antiperspirant for her excessive sweating?

Scarlett in Oscar De La Renta

Scarlett in Oscar De La Renta

We all know perspiring Scarlett Johansson is an A-lister sweaty celebrity, known for blockbuster films, such as He’s Just Not that Into You (which is really not a blockbuster film). What she’s really known for is her pouting expressions and her curvy, hourglass figure. Read More »

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Excessive Sweating Beyonce Says No To Backdoor Paparazzi

So we all know that sweaty Beyonce can be a bit of a diva, because well, she is the definition of diva, but get this…Beyonce doesn’t like being photographed from the rear…  It’s all because of her excessive sweating on stage!  Yes, she’s totally insecure about how her authentic booty looks when wet with sweat!

Beyonce Excessive Sweating Stage Presence

Beyonce Excessive Sweating Stage Presence

Now that’s not very lady-like Beyonce!  Just look at those glistening, sweaty legs, that’s some hard work right there, girl is working it!

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“Hot Vampire” Sweats?…

Oh sweaty Robert Pattinson…what more can we say? He has made his claim to fame through the popular teenage romance film Twilight, and now he is firmly entrenched into heartthrob land, will he dig himself out with more interesting roles, like Johnny Depp?

Robert Pattinson with Un-Vampire-Like Forehead Sweating

Robert Pattinson with Un-Vampire-Like Forehead Sweating

Honestly, there is no doubt in our mind that vampires are hot…even though they are always supposed to be cold, er or cool?  Wait! How is it that Pattinson is sweating buckets when vampires can not even go in the sun?   We’ve got some continuation issues here, better notify post-production

I guess that just adds to Rob’s mysterious factor.

Sweaty Robert Pattinson

Sweaty Robert Pattinson

Regardless it is quite uncanny for this ‘hot vampire’ (complete oxymoron) to be sweating…especially off the Twilight set.

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Sweaty Fantasia BarriNO!

Leaky, sweaty- future-suit Fantasia Barrino was the winner of the television show American Idol, in the third season(2004), yes, we know, you like totally remember who she is, not. Here, sweaty armpits Fantasia is with her manager at the Hip Hop Caucus After Party at Ibiza in DC. Throughout her career she has been nominated for eight Grammy awards, but probably never wins because no one can stand her over leaky pits.

Fantasia Sweating it Up

Fantasia Sweating it Up

Seriously Fantasia, you need to get it together. We hope that after we write a blog on someone they would immediately get the picture and buy some drier deodorant! Or at least make smarter choices, she is practically wearing a full on denim bodysuit…there is no way her leaky armpits can breath! Read More »

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Michelle wants to L-L-L-Lick…her Armpit?

When one thinks of sweaty Michelle Rodriquez, they might think of her blockbuster roles in The Fast and the Furious, Resident Evil, and S.W.A.T.

She also has been seen in a few episodes of the highly viewed television show, Lost. Michelle Rodriquez has always been seen as the sexy Latina girl with a bad edgy attitude.

Michelle Rodriquez Licking Her Armpit

Michelle Rodriquez Licking Her Armpit

Not exactly sure why Michelle chose to lick her sweaty armpits in this picture, perhaps it’s a new lesbian/tomboy craze.  However, recently Michelle has been confronted about her sexual orientation… Read More »

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