Looking a Little “Closer” at Sweaty Jude Law.

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 30, 2009

Sweaty, balding, Jude Law, famous English actor, is known for his stunning charm and boyish good looks (not much longer). He has graced us with his presence in romantic films, such as Closer, The Holiday, and Alfie.

Jude Law Sweating at the Toronto Film Festival

Jude Law Sweating at the Toronto Film Festival

At the Toronto Film Festival Jude showed up in a cashmere gray sweater. Only problem was it was not water resistant, resulting in, yes, you guessed it, sweaty armpits.  Read More »

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Jennifer Lopez Wet with Sweat

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 29, 2009
Jennifer Lopez at the Democratic National Convention

Jennifer Lopez at the Democratic National Convention

Sweaty Jennifer Lopez, also known as J. Lo was seen at the Democratic National Convention in this stunning red dress. However it seems as though she added her own special “spots” to the front of this garment thingy…

Here she was hosting an event honoring Marian Wright Edelmann, the president of the Children’s Defense Fund. Oh, but please “Get (it) Right”…We love that J. Lo has decided to go the political route. We just wish that she would invest some money into some decent deodorant or maybe even a dress that could let her sweaty body breathe. Read More »

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Estelle Can’t Get Her American Boy

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 28, 2009

Sweaty-Pits Estelle Fanta Swaray, Est’elle, Estelle, or whatever you want to call her…is known best for her hit song “American Boy ft. Kanye West”. Estelle happens to be a Grammy Award-Winning British artist who also was awarded “Best Newcomer” from MOBO Awards.

Estelle with some Sweat Juice

Estelle with some Sweat Juice

Understandably she has not been famous for very long, she is after all the “Best Newcomer”. However, it is extremely important to note that while she is climbing up the ladder of success and there are people under her that have to look up at her excessively sweaty armpits. Performers sweat a lot, because they work hard under the limelight with the singing and the dancing. But when it is time to take pictures there is no excuse for leaky underarms…it is highly unprofessional, and well, unbecoming of a lady. We will let her slide this time, because she is new to the industry but for future reference we will not be so kind if it happens again. Read More »

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Kellan Lutz is Remarkable Sweaty

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 27, 2009

Kellan Lutz is excessive sweating and not to mention completely delicious in a wet way  posing for Flaunt Magazine. Lutz is a member of the sexiest vampire family to ever exist, the Cullen Family. He plays Emmett Cullen in the notorious Twilight.

Kellan Lutz Shirtless and Sweaty

Kellan is definitely going to give Robert Pattinson, his co-star Edward Cullen, a run for his money. Read More »

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George Clooney Sweat-Flavored Tofu?

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 29, 2009
Tofu Sweating George Clooney Up in the Air

Tofu Sweating George Clooney Up in the Air

We at Celebrity Sweating are not huge fans of PETA, as you have read in the past…  And it’s not that we don’t support their cause, it’s that we feel there are so many, so very many more worthy causes to support.

PETA just does absolutely insane things and it’s just really hard to take them seriously…  For example, George Clooney branded sweat tofu?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have actually written George Clooney to pitch the insane idea of Clooney-sweat-flavored tofu.  The charming and very politically-aware actor we’re sure has a million things to sweat over, other than the insane ramblings of PETA.

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Ryan Gosling Sweats Like a Second-Rate Leading Man

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 11, 2009

We kid, we kid.  Sweaty Ryan Gosling is a major talent and a first-rate leading man.  Celebrity Sweating doesn’t have much to say about the  young canadian actor besides that you should see his movies and that he gets excessively sweaty working out, but that’s a good thing because the dude stays in shape…

Ryan Gosling Working Up a Sweat

Ryan Gosling Working Up a Sweat

Ryan Gosling has no formal training in acting and is purely a natural, sweating talent.  You can see some of this talent in one of his more interesting and special performances in the very weird but entertaining movie, Lars and the Real Girl.

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It’s really a fun movie, maybe not for the whole family, not unless you want to sweat through awkward moments with the parental units…
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Lily Allen Excessive Sweating All Over Her Third Nipple

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 6, 2009
Lily Allen Excessive Sweating Enough for Two Drug Addicts

Lily Allen Excessive Sweating Enough for Two Drug Addicts

We enjoy the existence of these excessive sweating celebrities, especially when they’re extra-complex sweaty celebrities…  Such as sloppy and sweaty Lily Allen.

Lily Allen looks like she’s hungry, just woke up from the bottom of the oceean and about to destroy a Japanese city in the photo to the left.  Our only hope is Mothra, or her passing out.  Would someone please think of the children!?

Okay, enough random references to Godzilla, Lily, really, you need to work  a little on the public appearance darling.  Just a little, because in reality, this politically aware British popstar has a lot to offer, besides controversy, sweating, substance abuse, a third nipple and girly songs…

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Johnny Depp Rock’n'Roll Excessive Sweating

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 22, 2009

Whoah, being a rock’n'roll pirate is sweaty work, really sweaty work if you can get it…  Johnny Depp can excessive sweat anytime, and he’d still be tops on our Hollywood list.

Johnny Depp Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Johnny Depp Rock'n'Roll Excessive Sweating

Sweaty Johnny Depp was given a guitar by his mom when he was 12 and Depp began breaking a sweat playing in an American tradition, garage bands.   Johnny Depp, in turn, has always been a romantic, proof being that even back then his first band was in honor of his girlfriend, Meredith.

Johnny Depp dropped out of high school about a year after his parents got divorced to become a sweaty rock musician.  Mr. Depp once explained on Inside the Actors Studio, that he tried to go back to school a few weeks later, but the principal of the school told him to follow his dream of being a musician. Wow, where did he go to school?  The School of Rock?

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Sweating Adriana Lima is Just a Bit Leaky on the Red Carpet

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 19, 2009

Petite sweating Adriana Lima isn’t really bursting at the seams here with perspiration, but we just wanted to do a post about her and obviously show some pictures of this hot, sweaty Brazilian unicorn.  She’s simply all magic and wonder, with a face and a body too perfect for words, Adriana Lima rocks the red carpet, sweaty armpits and all…

Adriana Lima Sweating Her Sex Appeal

Adriana Lima Sweating Her Sex Appeal

She’s got the face for the times…  And, well, much, much more…

No Sweat Adriana Lima, Not So Subtle Beauty

No Sweat Adriana Lima, Not So Subtle Beauty

 

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Teen Slick, Hayden Panettiere Excessively Sweating Her Face Off

By Excessive Sweating | Published: May 12, 2009

Forever young, excessive perspiration teen cover girl, Hayden Panettiere loves to sweat…  Ruling the sidewalk with her dog, washing away the years with her sweating, she looks totally like sweaty jailbait…

Hayden Panettiere Sweaty Purple

Hayden Panettiere Sweaty Purple

Sweaty Hayden Panettiere has many, many more years of playing teenage girls, which is great for her, because her undying cheerleader character, Claire Bennet, is not supposed to age (we don’t know how long Heroes will last however, it’s not been so good as of late).
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Excessive Sweating Crackhead Sings Like an Angel: Pete Doherty Kinda Rocks

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 21, 2009

Excessive Sweating Pete Doherty, besides being a sweating, shining example of British dental care, is one rolling and talented rockstar…

Drug Addict has Other Talents: Like Sweating into Tomorrow

Drug Addict has Other Talents: Like Sweating into Tomorrow

You can’t simply judge him through the cloudy lenses of his tumultuous relationship with Kate Moss, his constantly sweating appearance on stage and/or his drug addiction, you really have to listen to the subtlety and complexity of his music and lyrics.

If you’re not familiar with sweaty Pete, read on…

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Miley Cyrus Sweating it with Adult Boyfriend in Hillbilly Shorts

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 18, 2009

Sweaty Miley Cyrus, or Miley Ray Cyrus, otherwise known as future-Lindsay Lohan, stays true to her roots by running in cut-off denim shorts… Who jogs in denim? Who does anything to do with sweating or exercising in denim?

Sweating Miley Cyrus Jogs like Like Emboldened Disney Slave

Sweating Miley Cyrus Jogs like Like Emboldened Disney Slave

Besides being dissed by Radiohead at the Grammies, and the whole annoying teen Christian Popstar thing (yes, an oxymoron), sweaty Miley Cyrus isn’t too retarded. She’s basically a normal 16 year old girl who’s richer than most people on Earth and some small countries, and well, makes a lot of normal teen girl mistakes…

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Beam Me Up Some Antiperspirant, William Shatner Excessive Sweats All Over Space

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 16, 2009
Sweaty Clown Face Old William Shatner

Sweaty Clown Face Old William Shatner

In the future, overly dramatic, washed-up actors drown public appearances with their sweating…

Excessive sweating William Shatner, the famous “Captain kirk” from Star Trek, was perspiring bullets in public a while back (2007) at his book signing. Autographing is hard work! His book, “William Shatner Star Trek Academy: Collision Course,” and Mr. Shatner were at Book Soup in West Hollywood.

Sweaty Shatner of course, made some gossip headlines by not making the recent reboot of the Star Trek series by JJ Abrams and company. No sweat Leonard Nimoy, however, did make the new Star Trek movie.

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Excessive Sweating Armpits for Clooney Girlfriend, Lisa Snowdon

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 15, 2009
Excessive Sweating Armpits In Red by Lisan Snowdon

Excessive Sweating Armpits In Red by Lisan Snowdon

Miss Lisa Snowdon, is that nervous sweating? Or is it fear-of-getting-too-old for modeling excessive armpit sweat? We kid, she looks great! Even with all of that British sweating.

For those of you in the United States, Lisa Snowdon is a 37 year old sweaty English model and television personality (televisions have personalities?).

Sweaty Snowdon (originally started life out as Snawdon) has of late began work as a radio host with Johnny Vaughan, presenting the breakfast show, on London’s Capital 95.8, replacing Denise Van Outen. Of course, she’s also one of the TV personalities and the supermodel host of the reality television show Britain’s Next Top Model, since 2006, and the previous love interest of George Clooney (they’ve had an on and off relationship for quite some time).

We love this sweaty bird! More sexy Lisa Snowdon pics after the jump…
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Super Sweaty Super Model Miranda Kerr Debuts Her Sweating Pits

By Excessive Sweating | Published: March 11, 2009
Victoria's Excessive Sweating Armpits: Miranda Kerr Sweats In The Grove

Victoria's Excessive Sweating Armpits: Miranda Kerr Sweats In The Grove

Victoria’s Secret at The Grove showed off some armpit sweating with perspiring Miranda Kerr on Tuesday, March 10th. The sweaty Victoria’s Secret launch event in Los Angeles was dedicated to no stranger to sweating, Pink’s cosmetics line. Ah, celebrities and their products… Can’t they just entertain?

Miranda Kerr Showing Some Leaky Sweaty Armpits

Miranda Kerr Showing Some Leaky Sweaty Armpits

So sweaty but so impossibly cute…

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Keira Excessive Sweating Knightley Near You

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 28, 2009

Excessive sweating skin on bones, Keira Knightley, just can’t put a stop to the underarm sweating, you’d think being supposedly the second highest paid sweaty celebrity actress would allow her the luxury of some decent antiperspirant…

Keira Knightley Sweating Through the Darkest of Colors

Keira Knightley Sweating Through the Darkest of Colors

We want to really like sweaty armpits Keira Knightley, we really do… But every time the camera moves away from her magnificent head and onto her sweaty skeletal body, we feel a deep emptiness inside…

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Kym Marsh Pits Her Sweating into the World

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 18, 2009
Kym Marsh Swamp Armpit Sweat

Kym Marsh Swamp Armpit Sweat

Sweats a lot Kym Marsh is somebody famous over there on that weird little island called Great Britian… We really don’t have any clue about a quarter of the stuff that goes on over there, but we do know those limeys have a lot of sweaty celebrities.

Public sweating victim, Kym Marsh, from what we do know is on of those forgettable double threats (acting and singing, oh my god!).

Swampy armpits, Kimberley Gail Marsh, (born 13 June 1976 in Whiston, Merseyside) first came into the public eye in 2001 after appearing as a contestant on ITV’s talent show Popstars. She made it to the finals round for the band Hear’Say along with four others. Kym, however, left the group in 2002 and currently plays Michelle Connor in the long-running soap opera Coronation Street.

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Resident Sweaty Milla Jovovich has Evil Perspiration

By Excessive Sweating | Published: February 14, 2009

Zombie-killing, perspiration pits, Milla Jovovich just can’t keep the monster sweat glands at bay any longer. But she’s still adorable with her sweaty armpits, that uncompromising smile and those alien good looks. She can get extra sweaty with us or beam us up anytime…

Milla Jovovich Sweating Residentially Out in the Wild

Milla Jovovich Sweating Residentially Out in the Wild

Sweaty Milla, while not the best at chosing roles, is still on the A-list for her part in the Resident Evil movies.

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Excessively Lovely Halle Berry Excessive Perspiration in Orange

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 22, 2009

Oh, damp, sweating orange never looked so good. Sweaty Halle Berry is some kind of Hollywood wonderful, a very sweaty wonderful sometimes.

Halle Berry Sweating Armpits Say Hello

Halle Berry Sweating Armpits Say Hello

Excessive sweating of the armpits… No one’s perfect, Halle Berry you’re pretty darn close girlfriend.

The Dry No Sweating Halle Berry Can Tie Us Up Any Time

The Dry No Sweating Halle Berry Can Tie Us Up Any Time

Sweaty Halle Maria Berry of course was a former fashion model, and beauty queen (runner-up for Miss USA in 1986 and winning the Miss USA World 1986 title). She isn’t just a sweating beauty however, as Halle Berry has received Emmy, Golden Globe awards, and an Academy Award for Best Actress in 2001 for Monster’s Ball.

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Slippery When Excessive Sweating: Marisa Miller is one Sexy Exxon Valdez

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 18, 2009

Sweaty Marisa Bertetta, now known as Marisa Miller, is from Southern California, Santa Cruz to be exact. Of course, if you’re a male (or a certain kind of lesbian), you know her well, perhaps too well. This barbie made to look excessively sweaty has had an amazing 2008, we see good things for 2009 for her, especially if she continues with this sweaty look…

Marrisa Miller Sexy Fake Excessive Sweating

Marisa Miller Sexy Fake Excessive Sweating

Sweat-loving Marisa Miller scouted at the ripe age of 16 strolling a San Francisco café by two Italian modeling agents (where do we sign up for such jobs?). She discussed it with her mom, Krista Bertetta, and was on her way to Italy, with her mother some weeks later.

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Danny Jones’ Sweating Armpit Rocks More than McFly

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 16, 2009

Excessively sweaty Danny Jones of British pop band McFly, totally rocks brah. This sweaty douche bag has the musical significance of a wood tick sucking blood from Kurt Cobain’s sweaty cat (the one he trapped in his chimney, not Courtney). Seriously, are pathetic love songs with whiny vocals the only genre known to man?

Danny Jones Excessive Sweating Armpits Composes All of His Music

If Only Sweaty Armpits Could Sing and Play Guitar

This guy might as well be from Orange County, cause he sucks like the suburbs suck, like Gavin Rossdale from Bush sucked, like all that has ever sucked in the past… Oh, this guy, and McFly sucks like a huge vapid black hole of sucking, a whole gigantic vortex of nothingness sucking, but somehow sweating while sucking.

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