Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John Edwards, but Johny boy, don’t let them see you sweating.
All the money and $400 haircuts in the world won’t stop you from busting through your antiperspirant with dark sweaty armpit stains… The dude looks good, the guys at the office totally have a bro-mance with sweaty John Edwards.
Old White Guy Fred Thompson Sweats Like an Old Man with a Young Wife
Slightly charming, and really sweaty white guy survives Washington and Hollywood to become, well, an old white guy with a trophy wife. It’s a classic story for the ages, we know! We’re heart breakingly-brilliant writers here at Celebrity Sweating (if you didn’t already hear).
What say you? You don’t remember who this sweaty old dude is? Well, he’s was that one-time hope for the Republican Party to breathe some, um, life, into the 2007 Republican presidential primary season. His entrance into the race amounted to the equivalent of someone dropping a turd into a punchbowl at prom. It caused a splash at first, but it’s still a turd, and an old, sweaty turd it is, but it still floats!
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