Oh the poor sweating zombies, one sweatless, pathetic and soulless dance on table to rule them all!
According to “Actress Archives,” Paris insists on dancing on table tops and other platforms of nightclubs because she has a weird thing about sweat. She’s afraid of other people’s profuse sweating! She’s afraid of excessive sweating, camcorders, reading, meaning, thinking and eating which leaves few of life’s treasures. Oh, how does she go on?
It’s okay Paris, that’s exactly why I also dance on table tops, that and the fact that we’re very, very drunk.
Panicked by perspiration, Hilton explains, “I dance on the banquettes, just below the tables because I don’t want to be on the dancefloor with everyone sweating on me. It’s gross.”
“I hate sweat. It grosses me out. Sweaty guys gross me out. I just don’t want to be near sweat in a club.”
Totally Paris, totally. Paris thinks sweating is not hot, we would tend to disagree.
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Paris Hilton doesn’t get sweaty dancing on those tables? Oh, of course her own sweat is fine but it’s the filthy crowds, let them eat cake Paris Hilton says… She’s such a reluctant star (sarcasm warning).
I don’t blame her! Excessively sweating guys on the dancefloor is actually more gross than seeing up her skirt while she dances on those tables.
Paris Hilton must be a real treat in bed. What does she only have sex in the shower?
hey guys stop with this pictures because all the people sweat and you too don’t be so nasty!
I’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they come across these folks? They are from another planet!
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