Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 17, 2007

Just to follow our previous story about the commodification of celebrity sweating, we have a Spoof on stolen Paris Hilton excess sweat harvested from her fear induced perspiration soaked prison attire.

A civilian contractor at the Los Angeles County Jail has collected several vials of tainted socialite Paris Hilton’s perspiration, and intends to auction them online. The sweat was allegedly gathered from garments worn by Hilton and later picked up by the jail’s privately contracted laundry service.

Paris Hilton’s Excess Jail Sweat to Be Autioned on Ebay


If you haven’t read The Spoof, we highly recommend it (the don’t specialize in celebrity sweating, but no one’s perfect).

If Paris Hilton’s excess perspiration goes for this much, we wonder how much her other excretions would felch, oops, we mean fetch…

Hilton’s sweat is expected to fetch up to $10,000 per ounce on eBay, and bidding could be driven even higher if the producers of the reality TV show “The Fear Factor” engage in a bidding war with other prospective buyers, as anticipated.

Sweaty, Dirty Paris Hilton is Free Now, Thank God

Sweaty, dirty Paris Hilton is free now, thank god. We were beginning to think CNN was TMZ. We like Paris, we love her work but she should never really be world news, no matter how much excess sweat or other fluids she releases, or even where ever she might be forced to be…

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